Event - I've got WHAT?!

[princeofjunes]

Characters: Yosuke (in Kyoko's body), Kyoko (in Yosuke's body), and eventually, YOU!
Setting: The dormitories, the cafeteria, and elsewhere! Dated to the 17th
Format: Action
Summary: When Yosuke went to bed, he didn't have girl parts. Now he does! Hilarity ensues.
Warnings: Some immature humor.


The Dormitories - Locked to Kyoko

[Yosuke could tell something was off when he woke up in a room that wasn't his own and his body didn't feel quite right. Looking around told him he was in a girl's room, and he was damn sure he didn't fall asleep in a girl's room. He'd at least remember something like that. At least, he's pretty sure he'd remember something like that. Sitting up in bed and looking down tells him that his body is more than just not quite right, it's flat out wrong. Beyond the fact that he's shorter than he's used to being, there are certain bumps on his chest that he knows weren't there before]

[One short trip to the bathroom to look in the mirror later, and he's absolutely mortified to see Kyoko's face staring right back at him. For a few seconds, Yosuke is completely stunned. Doesn't this kind of crap only happen in movies? There's no way. He'll blink and be back to normal and this will all just be one terrible, strange, and confusing dream. When that fails to happen, there's a single thought that crosses his mind]

[It's always the redheads that are trouble...]

[With that, Yosukyoko - or is it Kyokosuke? - goes at a dead run for what he knows is his own room, pounding on the door when he gets there]

Kyoko! I mean Yosuke - no, I mean... whatever! Just open the damn door!


The Cafeteria - Open - Tag one or both, just note who!

[After they've worked out their initial WTF, the two have amicably come to the cafeteria - largely because Yosuke suddenly has an appetite he can't seem to explain. He's snacking on a food bar (stupid food bars) as the two sit at a table]

Alright, so what now?

[OOC: If you're tagging just one of them, assume the other left for some reason or other. It's easily handwaved]


The Media Room - Open

[Some time later, "Kyoko" is sitting there with Yosuke's headphones on, looking fairly grumpy to say the least. 'She' casts eyes on anyone who enters the room, but doesn't seem too intent on bothering anyone. Approach?]

Comments

[princeofjunes]

[He looks down at himself before looking back at her, grinning]

Yeah, this is sort of the weirdest thing that's happened to me in my entire life. And we just spent a week fighting shadows - again.

[A thought occurs to him though, and his expression changes to one of hesitation]

Though, since you mention it, is... it okay if I ask a weird question?

[effigiaexmachina]

[A nod.]

Course you can. What is it?

[princeofjunes]

Um...

You don't have to answer if it's going to far, but - that body's human, right?

[He looks really uncomfortable as he asks, as if he already regrets asking]

How different does it feel from being a robot?

[effigiaexmachina]

Huh. Well, I guess my balance is kinda off--I mean, it ain't like walkin' around with an axe on my back, and whoever this is seems a little lighter than me.

[She didn't seem annoyed by the question, thinking it over.]

But it's kinda...warm. Almost like I'd feel normally if I was startin' to overheat, but I ain't talkin' like that's a bad thing. I dunno, it's kinda nice.

I keep forgettin' to breathe every once in a while, so I've gotten kinda dizzy a couple times. But it ain't too bad--I mean, I like what I am, but I wouldn't mind bein' human all the time if I could.

[princeofjunes]

[He knows he shouldn't laugh, but he can't help but chuckle at that - forget to breathe? Who does that? It's cute though, in it's own strange way. It's interesting - hearing her describe what it's like to be human]

[... granted he doesn't have a point of reference for being a robot, but it does lead to his next question pretty easily]

Huh... so does touching something feel different? Or like, if I poked you, I bed it'd feel way different! Right?

[effigiaexmachina]

I was built to have a sense of touch and pain, but it's not really as advanced as all this. I'd feel it either way, though.

[princeofjunes]

[Clearly, there is one logical course of action. Without really thinking - which describes so much of his life - he gets up and takes her hand in his, just looking at it]

That's kind of crazy... I mean I guess it makes sense, you're so advanced! Of course you can have touch, right? I wonder what it'd feel like to spend a day in your body.

[Three... two... one...]

I-

I mean-

Crap, that sounded bad!

[effigiaexmachina]

[Strangely enough she laughed at that, other hand going to her mouth.]

Ehehehe--it's okay, Yosuke. I get it.