002 - GUESS WWHO'S WWEARING HER KITTY PANTIES? (backdated to day 1)

[wweh]

Characters: OU Eridan Ampora (Stuck in Yukiko Amagi's body) & YOU
Setting: Dorm Room 2-05, Anywhere else, really.
Format: action brackets
Summary: Eridan finds out he's in Yukiko's body! What fun!
Warnings: Language, horrible accents. obligatory immature perverted jokes, FANSERVICE!



[Well, for once, Eridan had a... seemingly decent sleep. At least it wasn't full of nightmares, at least what he could remember. Something didn't really feel right. Maybe because he's up a little earlier than usual? The most jarring thing is that he wasn't clinging to Troll Napoleon - his stuffed whale lusus plush. What? He always keeps that on him when he sleeps here! Under his pillow, mostly, but it wasn't there. The thought of actually confronting the roommates about it was there, but he pushes that aside. Looking for it would mean he'd have to admit he has the damn thing. Instead, he grumbly stumbles out of bed to look for his clothes. Something -still- seems off, and he realizes it. These aren't his clothes, and upon further investigation, he seems to be -1 bone bulge and +2 rumble spheres. This is totally not right at all. Those colors are so not him. Like, he'd rather be caught dead than wearing anything that's not his clothes. Then it hits him... he's a human. Not only that, he's that one human girl that laughed at him! So he runs out of the room, screaming, in nothing but underwear. He has to get back to his room! Must get clothes... and further more, must find and hide Troll Napoleon! If it falls into the wrong hands, it could be disastrous for his reputation!]


[Eridan continues to run through the halls, now not screaming still in nothing but underwear, but just complaining about his horrible, horrible luck as of late. If he sounds weird, it's because he's still trying to do his accent. He's also lost. Again. You'd think getting back to -his- dorm would be easy enough.]

Howw come ewrythin' around here is alwways so difficult an' fustratin'. Wwhy cant i hawe a wweek wwhere ewerythin' is fuckin' normal an' in the right place instead a all this FUCKIN' BULLSHIT. I mean I don't mind bein' stuck in this body I guess its not bad lookin' for a human... but it's not me an' I'd rather be back to my noble an' awwesome self.

((OOC: Responses will come from caligulasbirdcage))

Comments

[finnheritance]

[ There are some things not meant for the human eye to see. Especially the human eyes of a teenager girl who's not big on the dating scene. Sure, a lot of guys have tried to get with her before, but running into Yu's room was the closest she's been to a 'naked' guy.

Upon hearing her voice screaming obscenities though? ]

Oh... my... [ Thunk. She did just pass out from pure shock. ]

[caligulasbirdcage]

[wait, is that... is that his body? Well even before checking up on her to see if she's alright, he starts making demands]

GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!

[finnheritance]

[ Just... some incomprehensible muttering here. Seems Eridan can be impossible to understand. ]

[caligulasbirdcage]

[After some musing of what exactly to do, and honestly debating just taking his own clothes back, he just decides to poke, and check if she's alright. And if his glasses were broken or anything of the sort.]

Can you hear me?

[finnheritance]

Huh..? Yes, I can hear, I think. [ Rubbing one of the fins to wake herself up fully. ] Sorry, I just thought I heard something horrible.

[caligulasbirdcage]

Wwhat...

Wwhat wwas somethin' horrible that you heard? wwas it a monster or one a' those things tryin' to kill us?

Or wwere you talkin' about my accent because I'll hawe you knoww it's really really hard to keep this up wwith your woice!

[finnheritance]

No, just the language you were using. [ Gulping. ] All of those words... I would never use them!

[caligulasbirdcage]

That's cause I'm usin' them.

Wwell... I wwouldn't be wwearin' wwhat you'we got in your trunk so I guess wwe're ewen on that one.

I see no need to be refinin' myself I mean i alwways try to carry myself nobly ewen if im not in my owwn body. Mannerism an language are alwways twwo different things

[finnheritance]

[ Wait a second... Her eyes widen as she realizes the fact that he's not wearing her clothes. ]

Y-You!! [ Screeching. Is it any more possible for Eridan to sound annoying? ]

[caligulasbirdcage]

[Eridan winces at his voice making such a high-pitched screech...]

Wwoww could you not do that again please i didn't even knoww my woice could ewen DO that.

If you're wwonderin' about wwhy i'm not wwearin' your clothes, it's because i'm not likin' the colors an' I'd rather hawe my owwn clothes.

[finnheritance]

S-Sorry, but it's just--!! My clothes! You couldn't have worn that white suit they gave everyone in the meantime?!

[ Blushing brightly, she shakes her head firmly. ]

How many people saw?!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Oh yeah, I do have that borin' thing, don't I...

I don't think too many people saw, not anyone you know, at least.
[Eridan sighs. Okay, he probably should get dressed. She did have some common decency to get his.]
I guess I really should get dressed I mean you had the decency to be wearin' mine.

Though I'd rather be wearin' my clothes than yours, an' I'm sure you'd feel the same.

[finnheritance]

Well, if you want... we could trade clothes. [ ... ]

If you don't mind me wearing a skirt in your form.

[caligulasbirdcage]

[Why is he seriously considering this.]

I still would be wearin' those colors though...

[He still thinks on it...]

Okay fine I'll wear your clothes. I mean me, as in the me in this body not the you that's in me...

Okay this is gonna get confusin' real fast.

[septette]

[oh my god you people just can't shut up can you!!

says 'karkat' from one of the dorm rooms 'yukiko' happens to be running past]

Stop your incessant yapping! We're all stuck, you moronic sack of bricks for brains!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Incessant yappin'? Kar you wwould be complainin' too if you wwere stuck in another persons' body! You'we got no right to complain!

[septette]

[...YOU. PEOPLE.]

I'm not Karkat, just as much as you're not that girl who you're prancing around in. Now shut up, and perhaps put some clothes on!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well you certainly do a good job a' impersonatin' him got him down to a t. Stunnin' impersonation I'll say.
An' as for the clothes, I'm certainly not wwearin' her clothes. Red an' yellow are certainly the furthest things from my colors. Disgustin' choices if you ask me.

[septette]

I'd tell you I'm normally not this angry, but it's a moot point right now.

[A sigh.] I wear pink. Pink and red. And I woke up in this kind of outfit. Do you think I'm happy? No. But I'm not going around and prancing around in my underwear throwing a hissy fit like a child! Give that poor girl some dignity!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Dignity? if I'm in her body, then she's more than likely in mine an' she's probably got plenty a' dignity by bein' in such a noble body.

i never thought i'd play remilia off of someone with a bigger ego than her whoops

[septette]

[Just...staring in horror oh god this guy is a tool is that how she came off to other people in the past when she thought she was all that and a bag of chips??]

You just keep telling yourself that. If you've got her body on display you're zapping most of the dignity she has as a human being.

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well, I was goin' to just go back to my dorm an' get my clothes.

No way I would be caught wearin' the color's she's got over there.

[septette]

You didn't have to run screaming!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well, how did you react when you realized you weren't in your own body?

[septette]

I screamed, and stayed in my own bed.

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well what's stayin' in my own bed gonna accomplish Kar? I'm obviouisly not gonna find my body that way.

[lance_of_orleans]

[Lancer whistles at the streaking girl.]

Nice legs you've got on you, little lady.

[caligulasbirdcage]

[Eridan smiles at that, because hey, compliments are compliments.]

Why thank you I've spent many a' sweep swimmin' so they better be nice.

[lance_of_orleans]

Is that so? No wonder they're so toned. Do they feel as nice as they look?

[divinitysoiled]

[One (1) succubus is now watching this with great glee]

It certainly is not a bad body. Quite attractive.

[caligulasbirdcage]

If you take out the pink fleshy disgustin' part a' bein a' human an' the awful blood color than yea.

My actual one is much better.

[Yeah, he certainly did wink.]

[divinitysoiled]

I think you make a wonderful human. Though what you said makes me wonder how you look normally.

[She smiled at the wink, slow and seductive]

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well, normally I'm a troll an' a handsome one at that.

Grey skin, horns, you've probably seen them around I mean just how many a' us are here anyhow?

[divinitysoiled]

I've seen a few. So you call those trolls. [Her smile deepened] They are not bad specimens either.

[alinktothesea]

[It's the accent that gives it away. And that means Feferi - who does not look like herself in the slightest - is going to pick Eridan up and go marching back down the hallway.]

I swear to the horrorterrors, Eridan, if you do not stop embarrassing that poor girl whose body you are in, I will perchsonally see to it that you walk around in your own body like that. Don't make me do that.

whoops meant it to come from here!

[caligulasbirdcage]

Fef? So you're all switched around too?
[Suddenly he is picked up. This probably looks really awkward. and also incredibly silly.]
I would wear her clothes, but they're just... not me!

An' I'm not too fond a' the colors. Red an' yellow are just so not my style.

Oh well this is nice I didn't expect you to be pickin' me up all like this an' stuff. almost fittin' in a way.

[alinktothesea]

...that is up there with the biggest piles of cuttleshit I have ever heard you say. You're not in your own body, the person who is is a girl, and you are not walking around embarrassing her like that. Period. Argument over.

And I'm picking you up and marching you back so you can get dressed. You can talk to her about a temporary outfit exchange when you have something on.

[caligulasbirdcage]

Well I guess I could... although red an' yellow are like my two least favorite colors... I guess I could wear whatever she was stuck in' but those clothes are borin'...

But if we swapped clothes, then I'd be wearin' a skirt....

Though I gotta say this girl would look absolutely stunnin' in my attire I'm sure you'd agree.

[wouldulikesomemakingfuck]

[He recognizes the voice, but he knows it doesn't match the body. He'll just stare at Eridan from across the hall.]

What's your problem?

[caligulasbirdcage]

[Eridan Ampagii just stares at Lancer, thinking that the problem is very, very obvious.]

What the fuck does it look like the problem is? I'm not in my own fuckin' body!