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towerofanimus2012-09-24 05:16 pm
thereisnopie) wrote in towerofanimus2012-09-24 05:16 pm
Entry tags:
pull out the second cord
Characters: Gamzee (AU3) and OPEN
Setting: the indoor forest
Format: any
Summary:i'm tired of this motherfucking troll in my motherfucking woods Gamzee tries to cook food.
Warnings: motherfuckin' language
He could do this whole survival thing. It was easy as pie.
Or maybe it should just be said that pie was easy. Hunting and skinning your own animal? Not so much.
Gamzee wanted to consider himself a fairly competent human, though. He'd caught the animal - that was the most important part of the process down. He'd built the campfire too, at least in that he'd cleared out a pit, put some rocks around it, and dumped a bunch of twigs inside. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten to try and steal some matches from somewhere first, so he was left with the difficult task of getting a fire started without them.
What did you do now? Smack some rocks? Rub some sticks together, right?
The rabbit lay unskinned, as he didn't want to mess with that until the fire was ready just in case that would make it all nasty. ...Though at the rate this was happening, it might go bad anyway. Perhaps he should just give up and start searching for a microwave.
Setting: the indoor forest
Format: any
Summary:
Warnings: motherfuckin' language
He could do this whole survival thing. It was easy as pie.
Or maybe it should just be said that pie was easy. Hunting and skinning your own animal? Not so much.
Gamzee wanted to consider himself a fairly competent human, though. He'd caught the animal - that was the most important part of the process down. He'd built the campfire too, at least in that he'd cleared out a pit, put some rocks around it, and dumped a bunch of twigs inside. Unfortunately, he'd forgotten to try and steal some matches from somewhere first, so he was left with the difficult task of getting a fire started without them.
What did you do now? Smack some rocks? Rub some sticks together, right?
The rabbit lay unskinned, as he didn't want to mess with that until the fire was ready just in case that would make it all nasty. ...Though at the rate this was happening, it might go bad anyway. Perhaps he should just give up and start searching for a microwave.
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Honestly, Dave. Your face.
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