/(◕--◕)\ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mephistofeels) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
towerofanimus2012-10-09 11:09 am
mephistofeels) wrote in towerofanimus2012-10-09 11:09 am
Entry tags:
Not the most dignified entrance, but it'll do.
Characters: AU Kyuubey, open to all.
Setting: Room 2-03, Cafeteria, and then Floors 22-24. Yep.
Format: Starting with action brackets, but I'll match you.
Summary: An incubator with emotions arrives in the Tower. Shenanigans ensue, including but not limited to getting stuck on floor freaking 23.
Warnings: Possible death because ha ha incubator.
[Room 2-03]
[Kyuubey was not expecting this outcome. Ze could never have; the world was being destroyed and rewritten, and ze as well was to be rewritten. That had been all right. That had been acceptable.
Waking up with sleep paralysis was not all right. Waking up in an unknown place was not acceptable. After recovering enough to move, ze pads over to the notes in order to read them. Information is power, after all.
Your world has been destroyed. I saved you. Let's all be happy here.
This was unacceptable, and in a show of extreme maturity and calculation, Kyuubey began poking at the letter with a paw, as if trying to break it - or somehow make it not exist. It was an irrational reaction, ze knew that. What was done was done, and yet those feelings remained.]
[Cafeteria]
[S'up all. There is a tiny catlike critter with a violet collar sitting on the table and consuming the oatmeal daintily, licking at it bit by bit. The critter doesn't seem to be perturbed by the taste at all. In fact, it seems to be intent on finishing as much of the oatmeal as it can.
Waste not want not, after all. Ze learned a long time ago how important that was to people.]
[Floor 22< - >Floor 24]
[Having decided to enter human form for a change, Kyuubey is now exploring the tower. The only problem, however, is that this tower doesn't make sense.
Long story short, there is what looks like a violet-collared, white-jumpsuit-wearing kid in the art room, looking at the stairway up in utter confusion. There is a missing floor, and that is something ze simply cannot comprehend. What is going on here?
So ze walks up to Floor 24 again.
...And back.
...There was something there, right?...]
Setting: Room 2-03, Cafeteria, and then Floors 22-24. Yep.
Format: Starting with action brackets, but I'll match you.
Summary: An incubator with emotions arrives in the Tower. Shenanigans ensue, including but not limited to getting stuck on floor freaking 23.
Warnings: Possible death because ha ha incubator.
[Room 2-03]
[Kyuubey was not expecting this outcome. Ze could never have; the world was being destroyed and rewritten, and ze as well was to be rewritten. That had been all right. That had been acceptable.
Waking up with sleep paralysis was not all right. Waking up in an unknown place was not acceptable. After recovering enough to move, ze pads over to the notes in order to read them. Information is power, after all.
This was unacceptable, and in a show of extreme maturity and calculation, Kyuubey began poking at the letter with a paw, as if trying to break it - or somehow make it not exist. It was an irrational reaction, ze knew that. What was done was done, and yet those feelings remained.]
[Cafeteria]
[S'up all. There is a tiny catlike critter with a violet collar sitting on the table and consuming the oatmeal daintily, licking at it bit by bit. The critter doesn't seem to be perturbed by the taste at all. In fact, it seems to be intent on finishing as much of the oatmeal as it can.
Waste not want not, after all. Ze learned a long time ago how important that was to people.]
[Floor 22< - >Floor 24]
[Having decided to enter human form for a change, Kyuubey is now exploring the tower. The only problem, however, is that this tower doesn't make sense.
Long story short, there is what looks like a violet-collared, white-jumpsuit-wearing kid in the art room, looking at the stairway up in utter confusion. There is a missing floor, and that is something ze simply cannot comprehend. What is going on here?
So ze walks up to Floor 24 again.
...And back.
...There was something there, right?...]
no subject
[That next statement causes a headtilt.]
I do not understand what you mean by "Servant." Could you please elaborate?
no subject
What, are you a novice Master or something instead? I'm surprised you can use that kind of magic here.
no subject
Our worlds may be similar, but they are not the same, it seems. Such a system of magic does not exist that I know of, and there is no proof of the existence of the Holy Grail.
no subject
[Okay, this kid either hit zir head pretty hard, or there's more going on here than meets the eye. So the Moon Cell didn't reassemble itself to look different, huh?]
Well, the Grail isn't exactly what it's made out to be. It's like a giant, magical power source that grants wishes. It might go by a different name where you come from.
no subject
Oh hi Kyuubey actually looks visibly disturbed right now.]
An Incubator?! ... No, that makes no sense. We Incubators do not sit around and wait for potential contractors, we seek them out instead...so it cannot be an Incubator. It cannot.
[Forcing people to fight for a contract that would destroy them in the end...it is inefficient, it is unnecessarily cruel, it is sadistic and Incubators do not possess those emotions and-
It may well maximize the despair harvested from an individual.
Congrats, Caster. You broke the goddamn Incubator. Please stand by while ze reboots.]
no subject
Incubators? Sorry, but I've never heard of them, and I've been using magic for a long time.
[So, definitely not a Servant or a Master, then.]
If you're one of them, though, I guess we're really talking about different things. The Holy Grail is inside the Moon Cell, so it can't have a human body! It would suffocate or something.
no subject
[...Wait, the moon? That makes no sense. Incubators aren't that big, it's inefficient a- oh.]
We are from differing universes, then.
[Ze nods, as if this explains All The Things. And yet, ze can't help feeling relieved. The knowledge that there isn't an Incubator so sadistic as to use such an inefficient system for no other reason than to torture people...
Ze is relieved. Yes. Good.]