Episode 1: The Last Survivor of the Netherworld, Etna?!

[lonemajin]

Characters: Etna (and the Prinnies), room 02-07 mates, and anyone else.
Setting: Her room (02-07) and then elsewhere.
Format: Starting off prose but I'll match whatever.
Summary: Etna arrives and is not particularly amused.
Warnings: Etna in and of herself deserves a warning. Besides that, nothing in particular. Maybe.

[ Room 02-07 - [OU] Kyouko Kirigiri, [OU] Fate Testarossa Harlaown, [OU] Kanaya Maryam & anyone else plausibly there ]

The demon awoke and her first observation was the strange, stifling, confining feeling that threatened to crush her. It was uncomfortable and overwhelming. She--

What WAS she wearing?!

After a resounding and earth-shattering "WHAT THE HELL?!", the demon leaped from the bed and surveyed her surroundings. Much to her disappointment, she recognized nothing. The unsettling and confusing thoughts that pass through one's mind when waking up in a bed one does not recognize aside, she appeared dubious.

The letter did nothing to make her feel anything less. She was nothing but one hundred percent pure dubiousness. The Netherworld, destroyed? She was going to require some evidence before she was going to swallow that half-assed plot twist.

"What a load of crap."

...And just where WERE her clothes? She would kill the first thing that came into sight if she thought she was going to be stuck in that tacky, concealing, conservative outfit.

[ Around the Dorm Floors ]

Having inevitably found her clothing, Etna had quickly disposed of that tacky form-fitting white suit and went out to investigate. Well, not as much 'investigate' as 'check out this dump'. A giant tower, huh? She was not particularly impressed and did not appear particularly dismayed despite the message on the letter. She honestly looked more bored than anything else.

She would probably not be all that notable if not for her appearance, the three penguin creatures following her, and the fact she was being obnoxiously loud in the process of wandering around aimelessly.

Wait, did she just kick one of those penguins in the head...?

[ The Cafeteria ]

Finally, food, one of her highest of priorities. There had to be--

No, there must--

She was trashing the cafeteria in the process of looking for something she would approve of. Seriously, what was up with this chick?

Comments

cafeteria

[puppy_lancer]

Oy, it's only pumpkins or oatmeal, so stop wrecking the place.

[lonemajin]

Pumpkins and outmeal? What kind of braindead moron stocks this dump?

[puppy_lancer]

Asshole administrators, that's who.

[lonemajin]

Then you find me something worth eating.

[puppy_lancer]

Uh...

[He doesn't want to disappoint a pretty girl, so...]

I guess I can catch you a fish or two from the aquarium.

[badend_replay]

"Bullying is unbecoming, you know."

Etna's outfit had caught Rika's attention faster than the poor penguins, though she was not one to admit to it. In her personal defense, it wasn't like Etna was dressing a way that suggested she did not want to be stared at.

Her own aimless wandering came to an end when she made the decision to get involved. Rika gave a curious look to the penguins once more, then decided it was safe to look directly at Etna without realizing she was a pervert.

"You should apologize to the poor thing."

[lonemajin]

"Someone showing us mercy, do--"

Etna immediately shut the Prinny up with another kick to the head.

"Wow, look at this kid. Demanding an apology from a demon? And to a Prinny? That's downright hilarious."

[badend_replay]

"I was not demanding. Did you feel demands were being made of you?"

She tilted her head innocently.

"I was suggesting it, as it would be the kinder thing to do. They are very pitiful little creatures."

1/3

[lonemajin]

"You've got that right. Actually, no, pitiful isn't enough. Downright pathetic is what they are."

2/3

[lonemajin]

"D...Dood, it's almost like they're trying to be nice, but totally backhanding us."

The other two sighed and slouched in agreement.

3/3

[lonemajin]

"But, seriously." She placed a hand on her hip and wagged her tail.

"Demon? Apologizing? Kinder? That's not how it works, kid."

[badend_replay]

"Demon?" She remembered Etna mentioning that earlier, but it wasn't quite sinking in... it should, though. Rika had met enough demons in Mayfield to know that they weren't impossible to meet. And there was Hanyuu. "It can be how it works. No one said demons cannot apologize kindly, right?"

Cafeteria

[love_hurts]

[Why bother with prose for what's going to devolve into a pretty rapidfire argument.

Laharl tries tapping his feet behind her until she notices him, but a bowl of oatmeal flips onto his face and that's the end of any semblance of patience.]

Etna!

[lonemajin]

--Eh?

[ She says as she idly tosses a can of beans over her shoulder, which fate decides to have fall at Laharl's head. ]

Prince! What're you doing here?

[love_hurts]

[If he were a normal person, taking a full can of food to the head would be pretty painful. Instead, he just considers it insulting.]

Same thing as you, only I'm not making a mess of the place.

[Yet.]

Do you remember the Netherworld being destroyed? I might have just slept through it, but it sounds fishy all the same.

[lonemajin]

I'm pretty sure if the Netherworld were destroyed, it'd be your fault, so if you remember nothing, then it's probably a load of bull.

1/2

[love_hurts]

My thoughts exactly. So somebody wanted us out of the Netherworld and not trying to get back to it. I smell a coup!

Cafeteria

[surpassthelimit]

[You know of popcorn.jpg. This is pumpkinseeds.jpg.

It kind of works but HEY, it's a great watch. Nothing like wanton destruction.

Hopefully that's not bothersome at all.]

[lonemajin]

[ Yeah, that does not take long to get noticed. ]

--Hey, take a picture, it'll last longer. What're you doing, anyway? Checking me out? Or do you think this is funny?

[surpassthelimit]

You don't have the looks for the first and the jokes for the second. But I'll say it's entertaining.

[lonemajin]

What kind of--?!

That's a pretty shitty way to make a first impression!

Cafeteria

[prototyper]

[ Don't mind Ayaka, she's just watching the show.

Silently. ]

... What are you looking for?

[lonemajin]

Gee, let me think...

Food?

[ She gets irritable when she hasn't had her daily intake of 10,000 calories of sugar. ]

[prototyper]

Have you eaten the oatmeal yet? You're suppose to eat that first.

[lonemajin]

I am not eating oatmeal. Do I look like the type of person to eat oatmeal? I'm not a hippie.