Win a war, get kidnapped. What a thing to wake up to.

[koncubine]

Characters: Caster and YOU!
Setting: Room 2-09, Cafeteria and Floor 10.
Format: Starting with action, but I'll match what you use.
Summary: A servant magical foxgirl has arrived! In costume and without her Master.
Warnings: Possible spoilers for the end of Fate/Extra.

[Room 2-09]

[When Caster wakes up, it's obvious from the start that she is not in the Moon Cell anymore. The paralysis is not normal, and if nothing else about the war was standard, freezing the Servants as they wake is not.

Though she will definitely dwell on it, doing so while laying around and doing nothing else is pointless. She sits up once the paralysis wears off, pulling at the costume she's been stuck in and glancing around.]

Hellooo? Is anyone in here? Masteeer?

[Cafeteria]

[Caster just stares at it, a disgusted look on her face. Really? This is what she's supposed to be eating? She'd rather eat the dubious candy laying all over the floors than this gross mess.]

Eugh. Doesn't this place have anything better? You steal my cute clothes and my Master, and you can't even give a lady something decent to eat! Some "rescue" group.

[Floor 10]

[Caster is wandering through the dry areas of the floor, running her hands through the water occasionally as she walks.]

Hmm-mm~. It's almost like the Moon Cell down here! The arena part, at least. I wonder how much experience you can get from beating these weaklings.

[A round mirror is floating around her in a circle, smacking wayward fish monsters down when they get too close. When they drop candy, she scoops a few pieces up and leaves the rest for others to grab.]

Eh... That's all? This isn't a decent item at all! Cheapskates.

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

What's wrong with complimenting a good woman?

[He punches the last of the monsters back into the water, leaving a bunch of candy at his feet.]

What if I hit on both of you and my Master at the same time? That way, nobody gets jealous.

[koncubine]

If your Master is who I'm thinking of, she'll kill you as soon as you start talking.

[And that's only a slight exaggeration.]

Complimenting and flirting are two different things, you know.

[puppy_lancer]

I've got Battle Continuation. I think I can last for a while...even if she does crack my skull open.

[Misaya had already tried that many, many times.]

Are they, now? Maybe I just don't wanna settle for appreciating from afar.

[koncubine]

You really take you life in your hands, don't you?

[Not impressed, Lancer.]

Well, you might survive her, but I'll definitely hurt you if you touch my Master. She's off-limits, okay?

[puppy_lancer]

What's life if you're not gonna live it?

[He'll still take that as compliment.]

Does whispering sweet nothings into her ear count as touching?

[koncubine]

Longer, usually.

[Oh, snap.]

Touching her with your breath in her ear counts. ♥

Blasting times?

[puppy_lancer]

[He pauses, and then moves, stepping up to her with his speed.]

What about you?

[He leans down, as if to whisper something to her.]

Morphin' times.

[koncubine]

[She flinches back a bit, but doesn't run.]

What do you think you're doing? I'm a married woman, you know!

[Not that something like that will stop him, but maybe that tail sneaking behind his back to tug at his ponytail hard will.]

Re: Morphin' times.

[puppy_lancer]

Woah!

[He falls over. As he tries to get up, he feels his pajamas somehow...tightening over his chest.]

Ow!

[koncubine]

Bad dog. ♥ You really should learn some manners.

[She smirks.]

[puppy_lancer]

Ugh...

[He starts getting up, wincing at the sudden pain in his torso.]

[koncubine]

[She lets go of any magic she casts, letting him up. She doesn't want to do any real damage, just warn him off.]

Don't tell me I really hurt you with just that?

[puppy_lancer]

N-no. It's...

[He gets a weird look on his face.]

It's the dog suit.

[koncubine]

...The suit.

[Well. Okay? She realized it's magic when she couldn't take it off in her room, but this was dangerous.]

Is it tightening itself?

[puppy_lancer]

I think so.

[Even though it still looks loose enough.]

I don't know what the fuck is going on with these things. Woke up in this and couldn't take it off. And then there was a note telling me to collect candy.

[koncubine]

I don't have any idea whatsoever either. I only woke up here this morning!

[She glances around for his pail.]

Did you not collect any candy yet?

[puppy_lancer]

Nope.

[He bends down despite the pain and pokes at the candy on the floor.]

Do you think this is it?

[koncubine]

Well, it's the message they gave us when we woke up in these clothes. If the clothes are acting oddly, it makes sense that it's because you aren't doing what they want you to.

[She picks up a few pieces and puts them in his hand.]

Does that feel at all different?

[puppy_lancer]

[He shakes his head.]

Maybe we're supposed to eat them?

[koncubine]

They said to "collect" candy, not eat it. Do you really want something a monster dropped while dying in your stomach?

[Lancer pls.]

Did you bring the pail the message came in?

[puppy_lancer]

...No? Was I supposed to?

[koncubine]

[This guy's not so bright, huh?]

They wanted you to collect candy and they gave you a bucket to put it in. What did you think you were supposed to do with it?

[puppy_lancer]

...Use it to store beer bottles?

[koncubine]

...I'm beginning to think Rin had a harder time in the Grail War than I thought, with a Servant as dim as you.

[puppy_lancer]

Rin? Was that her name?

[Did it hold any connection to Rin Matou?]

Well, from what I heard, she was a smart girl, wasn't she? Maybe she could plan ahead for the both of us.