Willard H. Wright (
buttsinattheend) wrote in
towerofanimus2012-10-10 10:51 pm
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Characters: Willard, 3-04 roommates, anyone
Setting: Aforementioned room, later floor ten
Format: Starting with action, but whichever
Summary: Taking care of a cat.
Warnings: Currently N/A
[The joy of pet ownership. He went looking for a certain someone before doing anything else when he arrived, which is coming back to bite him. Literally--as soon as he opens his trunk, all hell lets loose. Whatever the process of packing the trunk and moving it to the room entailed, the fairly big gray cat inside didn't enjoy it, nor is she okay with it taking him probably an hour or two to rescue her. His clothes she was sitting on are partially shredded, still wearable if only because the fabric is tough.
He tries to coax her off whatever the highest surface in the room is, to much hissing and sulking.]
Diana. Come on. I'll make it up to you.
[Normally he'd let her tantrum herself out, but he has roommates now, it seems. It'll be his fault if she ruins anything that's not his. Including limbs.]
[Later...
Hm. Free fish. And they're technically within his reach, although he's tried just sticking an arm in and grabbing one and it went about as well as you'd expect. This is a conundrum; Will has no idea how to fish. It's not like he has the equipment for doing so conventionally. He's also not sure that's physically possible. He's sure as hell not getting in there and taking a swim.
He's slowly coming around to the opinion that being here is mildly annoying.]
Setting: Aforementioned room, later floor ten
Format: Starting with action, but whichever
Summary: Taking care of a cat.
Warnings: Currently N/A
[The joy of pet ownership. He went looking for a certain someone before doing anything else when he arrived, which is coming back to bite him. Literally--as soon as he opens his trunk, all hell lets loose. Whatever the process of packing the trunk and moving it to the room entailed, the fairly big gray cat inside didn't enjoy it, nor is she okay with it taking him probably an hour or two to rescue her. His clothes she was sitting on are partially shredded, still wearable if only because the fabric is tough.
He tries to coax her off whatever the highest surface in the room is, to much hissing and sulking.]
Diana. Come on. I'll make it up to you.
[Normally he'd let her tantrum herself out, but he has roommates now, it seems. It'll be his fault if she ruins anything that's not his. Including limbs.]
[Later...
Hm. Free fish. And they're technically within his reach, although he's tried just sticking an arm in and grabbing one and it went about as well as you'd expect. This is a conundrum; Will has no idea how to fish. It's not like he has the equipment for doing so conventionally. He's also not sure that's physically possible. He's sure as hell not getting in there and taking a swim.
He's slowly coming around to the opinion that being here is mildly annoying.]

floor 10
Wha-t? Did you really think that'd work..?
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[He's three for three on infamous witches today. This seems like an incredibly ominous streak.]
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It's since you're being so stupid! I bet everyone wanted to come and see this idiot trying something so obviously stupid, they must've all had a good laugh!
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[He's heard enough about Eva-Beatrice to guess that ignoring her is his best retort.]
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That's all you have to say for yourself?
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[ .. ah, look at that, it.. actually worked..
Will is just the only one who knows how to deal with her, okay. The power of bums. ]
You're not even worth the effort to kill. Even those dumb monsters who can't tell the wall from the floor are more interesting!