in the end it doesn't even matter!!

[nohurryforglory]

Characters: Saber and YOU!!!
Setting: Room 1-01, floor 22, and floor 15
Format: Starting with action, but I'll match what others reply with!
Summary: Clearly the tower doesn't have enough Sabers.
Warnings: Likely to have spoilers for Fate/Extra I guess?!

ROOM 1-01;

[It's one thing to wake up out of sleep paralysis. It's another to wake up in an unknown room. It was another just to even wake up given all that had happened, but all of those things were just minor details in Saber's mind as she stood up and looked around. More importantly, she looked at herself.

And what she was wearing.

Sorry roommates, if you were sleeping or just happened to be chilling in the room, there is now one ungodly and furious screech coming from the newest member of the room.]

FLOOR 22: ART GALLERY;

[Obviously the thing to do when you wake up somewhere weird is check the place out, right? Find out where she is, where she can go, if there's anything neat around here--all that stuff. In this case though, a certain newcomer seems a little too invested in investigating the tower...

Or in other words, Saber can be found critiquing the pieces in the art gallery i.e. yelling loudly about how much better she'd be able to do.]

To think this is what they call art in some worlds! Had I but a brush and a canvas, I would paint a masterpiece finer than anything this dreadful tower has ever seen. Umu, to not enlighten those here with what true beauty is would be the greatest tragedy.

FLOOR 15: WORKSHOP;

[And sadly enough, that's exactly what she does... After scouring the tower in search of material, Saber ends up in the workshop with a few different canvases in front of her. Curiously enough, the subject of the paintings seems to be the same person, albeit in different poses and unfinished states.]

What an unsightly state this is. To capture Praetor's beauty in paint is far more difficult than I had imagined. There are too many ideas, too much inspiration! If a picture is worth a thousand words, a thousand paintings would never be enough for her. [That's one way to worship the ground someone walks on... Regardless, she continues to speak aloud to herself while painting.] However, as difficult as this may be, a challenge shall only make it all the more rewarding. After all, I am the only one capable of completing such a challenge!

Comments

Floor 15

[doublechecks]

...

[Not sure if this nun is a stalker or just a crazy woman.

But this sure is a sight as someone bizzarely dressed is just just staring at the painting and hearing the complaining of this odd... woman...]

[nohurryforglory]

[Congratulations Lelouch, you have earned her approval with that outfit AND THUS HER ATTENTION.]

Such audacity, such brazen boldness! Umu, you have chosen a fine look for yourself, [BOYA] boy.

[doublechecks]

It wasn't by choice.

[ :| gurl you're sort of reminding of some crazy witch he used to know.

Only more bombastic and less trollish maybe.]

[nohurryforglory]

Oh? What a disappointment then. [SABER MOST PEOPLE WANT TO LOOK NORMAL NOT STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB!!] Then heed my advice and continue to dress in such a fashion regardless.

[doublechecks]

I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible; the tower is scarce of materials needed to make this kind of outfit to begin with.

[He knows, because god damn it scavenging for materials is pretty hard.]

[nohurryforglory]

Surely it cannot be so difficult. Do the monsters here not drop items when defeated?

[> thinking everyone would know how to fight
> thinking other worlds run on RPG MECHANICS...!]

[doublechecks]

...This tower is unlike a video game, to be honest.

...

They do drop candies for the duration of this month, though. And I suggest you start collecting them lest awful things befall you.

[nohurryforglory]

A video game? [That's just how the world back home works for her man WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO!! But no okay about this candy thing--] Oh? I had heard that we are required to gather this candy, but what sort of things will happen should we choose otherwise?

[doublechecks]

At this point, I am unable to ascertain it, but nevertheless, knowing how this tower can be; the consequence would be dire indeed.

[Speaking from experience here...]

[nohurryforglory]

Everyone has spoken of this tower as terrible, but without having been here prior, I admit to being curious. What sort of 'dire consequences' have happened before?

[doublechecks]

Death, disfigurement, psychological breakdowns to name a few of them, at the very least.

[nohurryforglory]

Death is one matter, but it seems the situation here is more than just a matter of our survival then.

[doublechecks]

That is the case, unfortunately.

[le sigh.]

[nohurryforglory]

Is there any true point to our being here then, aside from our captors' personal enjoyment of our suffering? To believe their claim of our home world being destroyed so easily would be nothing short of preposterous.

[doublechecks]

It does certainly sound like that, doesn't it? Saving us from our world's uncertain fate only to put us through a gauntlet of challenges. Hypocrites; all of them.

[A shrug, either ways he doesn't really care since he's dead back home anyways, and in fact, it's proper punishment for a man who desperately tried to change the world.

He got his come-uppance, and he might as well live through it.]

Though in a sense, they are in a similar predicament to us ever since the beginning.

[nohurryforglory]

Hypocrites are usually the type to be left in charge. [Though any bitterness she might feel she keeps to herself; it was a simple stating of the facts, after all. But let's just say she was never none too fond of the politicians in her time and all...

You won't be saying that if Shirley shows up I mean--

Oh, but that gets her attention.]

A similar predicament? How so?

[doublechecks]

Sadly, that is the truth. [And he's kind of the worst king to ever live, but that was all part of the plan.

And she isn't here right now so he'll say everything he wants okay!!!]

They were natives, trapped in this tower since time immemorial it seems.

[nohurryforglory]

[Uh-huh, riiiiiight.]

So they were simply born into this dreadful captivity? What prevents them from leaving for elsewhere if they are seemingly pulling us from different worlds?

[doublechecks]

[With a completely straight face-]

Space whales, general deathly creatures of the world wouldn't be that surprising of a guess.

[nohurryforglory]

... space.

Whales.

[doublechecks]

Did I, or did I not stutter?

[Yep.]

[nohurryforglory]

Do explain something as ludicrous as that. [Says the person who ran around in a monster infested aquarium BUT STILL.]

[doublechecks]

It just happened that a flying whale breached through the tower's defense system a few months back, leading to a monster uprising all throughout the tower no thanks to all the floors the whale damaged.

[nohurryforglory]

Ah. I see. [said with the Flattest Stare Ever but] A flying whale just happened to crash into a tower.

[doublechecks]

It is certainly up to you if you wish to believe it or not, but that was the truth.