towerofanimus | COMPUTERS ARE HARD.

Characters: Poland and anybody dumb enough to get involved
Setting: Library, any time.
Format: starting with action, but I'll match you.
Summary: Poland figures maybe he should try out the computers, but computers are confusing!
Warnings: Poland is really bad with computers. Really. Bad.

[Almost everybody in this tower seemed to use computers. Poland didn't understand them, but he couldn't let that stop him! It was already on so that saved about ten minutes of trying to figure that out. He was doing good and he hadn't even done anything yet. This had to be a sign everything would be fine.

But Poland really wasn't sure what to do next. There was the keyboard so you typed with that. He did know that much. So he tried to type in hi. And nothing happened. Maybe there was some button he had to press somewhere else. Standing up, he looked around the computer, looking for buttons that could say anything, but there were none to be found.

So maybe if he just pressed a lot of keys? Trying that, he heard a beep and jumped, staring at the computer. Why did it beep?! Feeling confused, and he really hated that feeling, he pouted and looked down.]

I totally hate you...

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Am I supposed to say you or something? [Still only smirking.]

[He just leans in close to Poland with a grin even the devil would be afraid of.] You should. And here I was being nice and helping you out. You always were a smug little brat.

[Poland really does not like how close he is because hey, personal space. He doesn't let it show because if he can stand up to Russia, he can deal with Prussia.] And you were always a loser, so like, what's your point?

[Smirks and sits back like the cocky bastard he is, letting Polands insult roll off him like water off a duck.] Looks like you finally grew a pair Poland.

[Poland rolls his eyes and relaxes in his seat.] Why did you 'help me' anyway? I mean, I totally knew what I was doing so it wasn't really helping. [This is obviously believable.]

You're so full of shit your eyes are turning brown, you had no clue what you were doing. As for why I helped you? I was bored, not like there's much to do in this tower.

This tower is totally boring...

[He is just going to ignore that first bit.]

Yeha, just wait until the nasty shit starts happening. I wonder how Liz is doing...

[He zones out, don't worry Poland, he's mostly forgotten you're there.]

[Poland kind of stares at him before he grins.]

'Liz'?

What? [Raises an eyebrow at him.] Aren't you supposed to be pretending to log onto the network? Either that or go back to being as entertaining as furniture.

[He keeps grinning at him.] Are you thinking about Hungary?

Seeing as the two of us were nearly mauled to death a few weeks ago and I ahven't seen her around, yeah.

[Poland looks surprised.] Is...dude, I've got to go look for her then or something.

Good luck, she wasn't in her room or the infirmary. No clue where she's hiding.

[Yeah, Poland's seriously worried now.]

She seemed really upset when I first got here...

She talked to you? [He was side eyeing Poland now, wondering just how much information he could get out of the blond] Anything in particular?

[Poland shrugs.] She just kept hugging me and told me she was happy I was here and stuff. She didn't say much.

Weird. She's always been strange, even as girls go she's weird.

Or you just totally don't get girls. She isn't strange. She's really cool!

Says the guy who like my little ponies and miniskirts.

So?

[Sounding genuinely confused.]

... I don't know why I bother. You're like one step away from being a girl. If you didn't have a dick you'd pass as one.

[He can't believe he's explaining this to Poland and facepalms.]

It's amazing you're still a nation.

[Poland rolls his eyes.] I'm a total girly girl and whatever. [There's worse things to be called so really, he's not so offended at that.]

Yeah, I'm a nation and it is really amazing. Being on the map and having a government are seriously cool. [Rubbing it in, rubbing it in.]

Yeah which explains why you get along so well with Hungary, you can do your hair together and go ride horses and giggle over stupid shit.

Only because people felt bad for you being picked on because you're such a pansy and I was an actual threat. You're as frightening as a kitten and have just as much power in anything. I might not be on the map but that just means I don't ahve to fucking listen to anyone jerk me around anymore. [Grins]

Yep! It's a lot of fun. [WAS HE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED?]

And like, not only do they not jerk you around anymore? They also don't care. So yeah, totes jealous of you. Seriously. I bet your one king or whatever, Fritz? Yeah, he must be super proud of you. You're living the dream and all that.

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