"Floor Forty-one, a dark room that is filled with insects. Death by suffocation if you remain there. Floor Thirty-seven and Thirty are filled with monsters. Death by mauling if you remain there. Floor Twenty-Six is the morgue, and the monsters enjoy dragging foolish people into the cold chambers. Death by mauling or hypothermia if you remain there. Floor Twenty-Four has a 1% chance of a shadowy being attacking you. Death by vivisection if you remain there. Floor Twenty-One-"

Yup, he's gonna go through all of the floors, Gilbert.