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Characters: Vriska, Terezi, and YOU!
Setting: Eighth floor.
Format: Action!
Summary: Terezi is still wandering the Tower, and gets lost in the maze with Vriska. Joy! Maybe they will run into other people on the way?
Warnings: Endless. Bickering. Also reply to the main post please! <3

[Terezi is going to go insane. She's been stuck in this maze with Vriska for twenty minutes, with no sign of reaching the exit. To make matters worse, Vriska is so annoying and her voice so grating that Terezi can't focus. Every attempt to lose her so far has been completely unsuccessful.]

Jegus, Vriska, shut up.

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Uuuh....

[Dangit he was just trying to get down to the Cafteria. This sucks.]

Uh...Hello? [Hey, he hears people.]

[So many humans! Terezi ignores Vriska's attempts at leadership and heads towards the voice. Salvation!]

Hi!

[DAMN IT TEREZI, QUIT RUNNING OFF. Vriska heads after her, contemplating shoving her into a wall.]

Great, how many people are wandering around this floor anyway?

Oh, hi! [Yes, there was a someone!] Do you know how to get out of here...?

[No wait, apparently there were two someones. He looked at Vriska with a bit of a frown.] I dunno, you two are the only others I've seen here..

Ignore her. Everyone else does.

[She tilts her head, regarding the human for a moment before continuing.]

Vriska has been leading the way so far. So no. We don't!

Exuuuuuuuuse you, you were leading the way first! I'm fixing your horrible navigation skills by leading now. And!

[She swats Terezi upside the head.]

I do know the way out, as a matter of fact! [She doesn't.]

Er.... I don't think you should ignore someone if they're right there with you..

Vriska? [Although his question was answered pretty quickly when Vriska swatted Terezi.]

H-Hey, calm down...! [Ahaha no fighting guys come on] Maybe if we all work together, we can figure out how to get out!

[She's SO ANNOYING Terezi is swatting at her!]

Okay! Let's go!

[She reaches out to grab his arm, quite clearly ignoring Vriska.]

I know right? She's pretty rude, isn't she?

[Elbowing Terezi.]

Follow me and I'll get us out of here.

_{W-Well, I think you could both stand to be a little more civil....} [Sob they're not listening to him, are they.]

[He didn't make any resistance when Terezi grabbed his arm besides starting to move.]

Uh, maybe I should lead the way...?

[Terezi follows, shooting a glare at Vriska.]

Yes, lead!

[Glaring back and following too. Not that she doesn't think she can't make it through the maze by herself, but somehow breaking away seems like she'd be losing and that's out of the question.]

Whatever, lead the way. Let's see if all humans aren't totally useless.

What do you mean by that? You guys look pretty human to me..!

[Sighs] Alright! [Determinatiiioonnn]

[He glanced around and began directing them down a (completely random) path. It couldn't be much harder than Maleficent's maze, right?]

[She raises her eyebrows.]

No we don't! You are all pink and soft and squishy.

[As if to prove this point, she pokes at his cheek.]

No way! We're trolls. Are you blind or did you totally not notice all of the differences?

Huh-- Hey! [He swatted her hand away with a bit of a pout.]

The only difference is your skin color, your eye color and those things on your head! Other than that you're completely humanoid!

Maaaybe!

[She grins.]

But we don't have butterscotch hair either.

We're tooooooootally different. But it's no surprise humans resemble us.

We created you, after all!

Butterscotch...? [Brb looking at his hair self-consciously.]

'Created us'? [What'chu talkin' 'bout.] What's that supposed to mean? Spain told me that God created the universe.

Uggggh.

[Terezi rolls her eyes.]

Some angel was telling me that, too. But it's not true!

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Human religion is totally wrong! We are the gods of your universe. We created it and that's all there is to say on the matter.

How's some guy named God creating the universe any different than you guys claiming to have created the universe? [His brain hurt.]

Because God is some sort of fake sky ghost! And we're real. Get it?

[She says this all as though she's talking to a rather small child.]

Come on, it should be obvious, human! That God they're talking about is fakey fake fake.

[It makes perfect sense to Vriska. She doesn't know why humans just don't understand.]

How do you know he's a fake? I don't know anything about God, but you two sure haven't given me any reason to believe you could've created a universe.

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