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A WILD COX APPEARED

Characters: Percival Cox and whoever chooses to cry potentially...
Setting: Room 1-04 and round there
Format: Any!
Summary: A confused Perry Cox appeared!
Warnings: PERRY IS CONFUSED.

[He'll he waking up just about now and groans, looking around and being extremely confused. One've those wonderful 'what the hell' kinds of reactions of course. Once sitting up there'll be a look around and frown, letting his eyes wander over everything there is in the room. Shortly after, those eyes narrow sharply]

... I knew being a teacher would drive me insane.

[Nowwwwwww~ He'll stand up and walk around the room for a bit before going for adventuring, finding himself not in Sacred Heart anymore. Still, he shall adventure about shaking head, seeming more confused than freaked out]

... I need some alcohol...

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[Another tall stupid human, ambling around. Probably new. Probably lost. Boo fucking hoo.

Karkat does his best not to look annoyed when he informs the poor Doctor that,]

They don't fucking have any booze here. Check your trunk, maybe some of your thinkpan sloshing liquor came with you.

[And that suggestion was his good deed of the day.]

[If he was the hugging type he would hug Karkat right now... But he doesn't hug.]

Seriously? How the heck does that work? I mean if it actually is true that I've got... Well any alcohol with me in that trunk I'll be the happiest grown man in the world, but you seem to be the only person here who's even thought of giving me that answer.

[Hugs would be awkward and would likely end in bloodshed. Trolls are pretty violent and this one is particularly defensive.]

Fuck if I know, but by some magical mystical miracle [did he actually just call it a fucking miracle?] some of our stuff comes with us when they 'save' us from ~the end of our worlds~. [He wiggles his fingers with the most mirthless look on his face.]

Well that's obviously because everyone else is too busy tripping over their own asses and drowning in their own drool to be of any real use.

All of that is ridiculous. The magical mystical miracle bologna, the 'end of the world' crap... No one could possibly believe any've that's real.

I don't know about your human world, but my planet was fucked before any of these tower shenanigans happened. I could care less for the asteroid I was on, but I had important shit to do.

Our tower overlords like to randomly send people to places that look like their 'planets' with a big steaming pile of ruination. I was one of them. [The orange of his eyes narrow conspiratorially.] It might be a trick. It might be real. Either way, I hate this stairmageddon hoofbeast shit tower and I am going to find a way out.

That... That just adds to this place being completely and totally... ridiculous! I mean just if this whole thing is real and I'm still see-hee-hee-heeeeeriously doubting it, seeing the world in ruination is something I doubt affecting me too much. [It would severely affect him he just doesn't wanna admit it]

[The little troll kid shrugs his shoulders and rolls his eyes a little. He's past the point of doubting weird shit, really.]

Let me know if you wake up from the nightmare before I do. It'd be great, really. Right now, you should probably worry about the monsters that are apparently hanging around the halls after dark. Just so you know.

Will do.

Monsters? Great. That's just... That's great... [He'll sigh now]

Yeah, so watch your back.

[And with that, Karkat goes on his way to do whatever it was he was doing in the first place.]

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A WILD COX APPEARED

Just have all the trolls, Cox.

And likely his favorite of all the trolls.

Welp. Crabbiest troll + Dr. Sarcasm.

Indeed. Also the expression on his face for this one <3

Oh Cox...

He loves you?

This is just beautiful, also late sorry

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