hystericull: (♑ He cRaWlS LiKe a wOrM FrOm a bIrD)
gAmZeE MaKaRa ♑ terminallyCapricious ([personal profile] hystericull) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2012-12-01 05:45 pm

008 ♑ [eighth honk]

Characters: [OU] Gamzee and you!
Setting: Laundry room.
Format: Action.
Summary: After having his ass forcefully dragged to the ablution chamber by his moirail for a scrub-down (and then subsequently jumping on to a pile of rifles and blowing himself to bits, negating all efforts anyway), Gamzee is feeling a little bit like a burden, and decides to do his own laundry for once. It would certainly help if he knew how.
Warnings: Gamzee.





[This was certainly somewhere Gamzee had never been.]

[Laundry was certainly something he had never, ever done or entertained the thought of doing.]

[He was now, however, on the third washing machine in (seeing as the first had exploded in thick, swirling plumes of dark smoke and bubbles - presumably as a result of using two bottles of detergent, and the second one had proceeded to overflow, and then overflow some more after he punched and dented its cover in a hissy fit), trying to decipher the knobs and dials so he could at least attempt to get the correct settings for his new winter jacket. He was a little worse for wear, by now. The washing machines liked to spew scalding water whenever possible, and it had doused him more than once. His hands were soapy and bright purple from being burnt as he reached for the knob on the third machine.]

[Dying had sort of solved his hygeine problem. He stood there now looking as clean as ever - face paint carefully applied like it had been when he'd first arrived, hair its natural jet black again, ratted and tangled in a mess of curls. The clothes on his back were also reverted, so they really didn't need any washing (well, they certainly did seeing as he came from being stuck on a meteor for God knows how long, but they were infinitely cleaner than they had been just yesterday).]

[A steaming pie sat smack dab in the middle of the cover to the current, functioning machine he was attempting to use. He eyed it warily. Breakfast sounded much better than trying to figure this shit out further, as it was only proving to make him more frustrated. He didn't want to punch this one to bits like its brethren and have to move on to a fourth. Maybe a snack break wasn't such a bad idea?]

[Detergent bottles were everywhere. He'd used two on the first machine, the rest of a half-empty one on the second, and accidentally dumped another full one all over the floor (and himself). Between the clouds of smoke, he waded through the syrupy liquid to seek out another bottle for his third attempt at washing this damn thing.]

[This would be a lot easier if he would just ask for help. But, he couldn't. After the whole shower thing, he'd been feeling much like an unintelligent, useless burden. Even though he hadn't really ever been taught how to use one of these things (or even that one should wash their clothes on a regular basis), he figured it would have been pretty easy to teach himself. Evidently not.]

[Now, where was that other detergent bottle?]
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[personal profile] geometry 2012-12-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Merely approaching the laundry room was enough to tell Equius that someone in there had ruined things to a massive extent. Internally, he groaned; people breaking the washing machine was not an uncommon occurrence, but it was one he could usually fix in no time at all. Judging from the hideous smell coming out of that room, though (a combination of detergent, sweat, and industrial-grade smoke), this was a repair job the likes of which had never been seen. By the time he was in front of the door, Equius was seriously considering not even going in there at all and running to fetch Darkleer instead; there was no way he could undo all of that in just a few hours!]

[Opening the door confirmed his suspicions -- oh, did it ever. Empty or semi-full bottles were everywhere, dripping detergent and bleach onto the floor. (Wasteful.) At least one of the machines was completely obscured from view. (Probably broken.) There's a whole, hideous pile of dirty clothes just sitting on the ground, probably left by the stupid drones who couldn't handle the fact that someone had tampered with their machinery and the troll boy hadn't come to undo it yet. And the smell was even worse, so much that he staggered from the sheer power of it... and after that, he put a hand to his mouth and let out a displeased, long-suffering, but slow and patient breath. It was all he could do to not stomp in there and scream at whichever dipshit decided to play with the things they didn't understand.]


Are you kidding me? What the hell happened here...?

[The question was directed to no one in particular; Gamzee blended in pretty nicely with the hellish surroundings, and Equius was kind of too busy staring at the miserable state of his laundry room to notice a single troll dressed in black with his back to everything else in the room.]
chronomancer: (♒ another hero)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan takes a moment just to... stare. He was still unbearably cranky about his unscheduled demise, courtesy of Gamzee being Gamzee, but he'd managed to chill out a little in the meantime.

And Gamzee looked frankly miserable, which was a state of affairs Eridan was not happy with unless he was the one actively causing it. He sighed and walked further into the room, wrinkling his nose at the smell.]

I think the smoke means you win.
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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2012-12-02 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lancer had gotten more than a little lost looking for the Janitors' meeting place. Hell, it said all of dormitory level, didn't it? From the looks of it, he hadn't found the meeting place, but he did find a place that needed cleaning.]

Did...you make that mess all by yourself?

[And looking at those machines, it's quite clear that a janitor isn't the only thing needed. A mechanic would probably have to be called in as well.]
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[personal profile] pushedaround 2012-12-02 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To be honest, he didn't know whether he should be shocked in regard to the mess, or to seeing Gamzee doing laundry of all people. ]

Hey, bro! Do you, uh, need any help?

[ He stepped in, folding his spare shirt and pants over one of the machines that survived Gamzee's experimentation. Tavros made an uncomfortable face and wrinkled his nose, trying to breathe throughout the disgusting stench as he turned to face his friend.

Once the smoke cleared out, Tavros found himself staring at the highblood's head, specifically his hair. When did he- ]


... Oh.
chronomancer: (♒ you can't break that)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eridan snorted.]

Make me.
chronomancer: (♒ round the corner now)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So don't.

[Shrugs, unfazed.]

But thanks for helping me answer that burning question.
chronomancer: (♒ the show must go on yeah)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Despite the faceful of detergent, Eridan snorted.]

Sure you did, I always assumed these fucking machines were rigged to explode if you actually beat the stupid outta them.

[He grins.]

So well done, Gam. Science thanks you.
chronomancer: (♒ I'll top the bill)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. They really are rigged to be annoying, so it ain't you.

[Shrug.]

At least you get to take it out on them.
chronomancer: (♒ i guess we know the score)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Deadpan.]

Masochists.

[A small pause.]

Or people who'd rather take their chances with temperamental, homicidal machines rather than use a sink and a bar of soap like the rest of us not suffering acute brain damage.
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[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, but only when they actually work.

[Eridan snorts.]

These do a lot of things, but washing doesn't seem to be one of them.
chronomancer: (♒ the show must go on)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
's okay.

[Eridan shrugs again.]

I nearly drowned the first time I tried to use the damn things. Which was probably not aided by the fact I was missing a fucking arm and blood is a fucking nightmare to get out of fabric.
chronomancer: (♒ does anybody really know)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eridan offered Gamzee a slightly more lighthearted smirk.]

Feels like ages ago, huh?

[He grinned at Gamzee's reaction on the news of blood though.]

Well, it is unless you're a fastidious cleaning machine who's perfected the method after witnessing the horrors of rotten blood and brain matter mixed with maggots.

[Eyebrow.]

I don't suppose you want to buy the secret recipe.
chronomancer: (♒ they'll inherit your souls)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-02 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
How 'bout a nice hunting trip? We ain't gone out killin' shit in forever.

[And someone here really needs to kill shit before he goes around killing people.]
chronomancer: (♒ what are we living for)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-12-03 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
...oh fuck. I think we should go.

[A hand reached out to grab Gamzee by the elbow.]

Now.

[Have a forceful jank, heading for the exit.]

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