Once you party with us

[knightime]

Characters: Dave Strider, the loser Homestucks with birthdays in December, Naminé, and everyone else who's in the Media Room at that time.
Setting: Media Room
Format: Either
Summary: Party in the media room. Look at all these stupid kids who have birthdays in December.
Warnings: Teenagers are dumb. Stupid shenanigans.

It wasn't really a proper party set-up. There were no decorations or anything that would signify it were a party. Dave didn't really have supplies or time to make anything and he wasn't really around to even plan anything in the first place.

Jason didn't really make it any easier by giving them only foodbars and water for this month either.

But he did try. He made those shitty paper ringlets to hang and he taped really crappy drawings of balloons to the walls. An attempt was made and he thinks his balloons are pretty fucking awesome anyways. It was a little sad. The list was a lot shorter than he anticipated. He ignored that nagging thought though. He didn't want to recall that a lot of his friends had left while he was gone.

Yeah, pretending that isn't a thing that happened.

Too busy admiring his really shitty attempt at birthday decorations.

Damn, he even made a cake. Ok. It wasn't really a cake. He mashed nutrition bars into a bowl with water and attempted to bake it. That...that didn't actually really come out like he hoped. Mostly, he put it in too long so the outside was completely burn yet the middle was still a really gross mush. No one was probably going to eat it. But it's the thought that counts...

It's a really gross fucking cake.

Obviously though, he should be in charge of birthdays all the time. "Fuck, I'm amazing at this." No, Dave. This is pretty shitty and you know it. You tried though. You tried.

[[OOC: Feel free to threadjack and mingle!]]

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[She lifted her head slightly out of the couch as a thought dawned on her.]

You think this place even has fire alarms? I've never actually tried setting anything on fire given my lack of pyromantic mutant abilities, but if this place is riddled with monsters and gut stealers, does it even have a fire alarm system? Didn't even have a whale alarm system.

[floreatnoctem]

I would presume so, considering they make it a point to at least pretend to care about our well-being when they aren't experimenting on us.

[She blinks, and then tilts her own head in thought, eyeing the rest of the room.]

Though I wouldn't put it past them not to. Regardless, I wouldn't do it in here- I'd hate to ruin any of the electronics.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I don't actually have a lighter or a pair of sufficiently dry and crumbly sticks to give it a shot, so it's an experiment that'll have to be saved for another day.

[Was making science jokes in bad taste? Eh.]

Maybe the tech's water proof anyway. I mean I think they can replace basically anything so I don't think it'd even matter if it wasn't though?

[floreatnoctem]

I could start one, no problem.

[Chidori probably doesn't even get it, tbh.]

One can never be too certain- but seeing as it is Jason in charge, I wouldn't chance it. Not in here, at least. Besides, if there are fire alarms and sprinklers, the last thing we'd want is to be freezing and wet.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Unfortunately, Jade is pretty convinced that the caveman thing is impossible, so she's going to assume that Chidori stating that she could start a fire is a lot of crap.]

The hell's he gonna do, put genetic-changing serum in the sprinkler system so when the fire alarm goes off we all turn into zombies?

[It's more likely than you think!]