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Dave Strider ([personal profile] knightime) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2012-12-08 06:49 pm

Once you party with us

Characters: Dave Strider, the loser Homestucks with birthdays in December, Naminé, and everyone else who's in the Media Room at that time.
Setting: Media Room
Format: Either
Summary: Party in the media room. Look at all these stupid kids who have birthdays in December.
Warnings: Teenagers are dumb. Stupid shenanigans.

It wasn't really a proper party set-up. There were no decorations or anything that would signify it were a party. Dave didn't really have supplies or time to make anything and he wasn't really around to even plan anything in the first place.

Jason didn't really make it any easier by giving them only foodbars and water for this month either.

But he did try. He made those shitty paper ringlets to hang and he taped really crappy drawings of balloons to the walls. An attempt was made and he thinks his balloons are pretty fucking awesome anyways. It was a little sad. The list was a lot shorter than he anticipated. He ignored that nagging thought though. He didn't want to recall that a lot of his friends had left while he was gone.

Yeah, pretending that isn't a thing that happened.

Too busy admiring his really shitty attempt at birthday decorations.

Damn, he even made a cake. Ok. It wasn't really a cake. He mashed nutrition bars into a bowl with water and attempted to bake it. That...that didn't actually really come out like he hoped. Mostly, he put it in too long so the outside was completely burn yet the middle was still a really gross mush. No one was probably going to eat it. But it's the thought that counts...

It's a really gross fucking cake.

Obviously though, he should be in charge of birthdays all the time. "Fuck, I'm amazing at this." No, Dave. This is pretty shitty and you know it. You tried though. You tried.

[[OOC: Feel free to threadjack and mingle!]]
reddeadvirtuoso: (Jade: Lose composure)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2012-12-15 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... 'sup? [Well, it's surprising, to say the least, indicated by that only slightly visible jump when the purple creature appeared. Needless to say, she stopped poking at the grub and started staring at the Espeon instead.]

Man, they don't got the time or cash for that kinda shit, they'll be lucky to get a five for their lunch money, assuming some asshat doesn't steal it on the playground.
tentacletrainer: (I'll admit it. That was clever.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2012-12-20 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[[What is "sup" apparently is sniffing at her curiously. Is this really Jade? You sure don't look like her aunt.]]

What does time have to do with lunch money that may or may not be thieved by assholes?
reddeadvirtuoso: (Sprite: Wait hold up)

[personal profile] reddeadvirtuoso 2013-01-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[She was just kind of...staring back at the Espeon while it sniffed her, though eventually she held her hand out for the pokemon to sniff at. Did Pokemon work like dogs??]

If they're using up their time getting their pathetic scraps of lunch money, they wont' have the time to save up for an iguana! Unless they wanna starve for a week or beat up some other asshole for their money.