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Characters: Pit and AAAAAAAAAALL of you~
Setting: Dorm floors, room 03-08, exploring around afterward.
Format: Whichever, be consistent, ect.
Summary: Our hero's looking a little less goth today? Pit wakes up and goes exploring.
Warnings: Pit's a derp. That is all. If you're a video game character (especially a Nintendo character), please answer the permission post in his journal, because he tends to obliterate the fourth wall.

[It was a shame the skin suit he woke up it wasn't part of the angel regulation uniform, because it was really pretty awesome and really showed off how ripped he was. Still, he couldn't wear it no matter how cool looking it was, so off it went and on went his usual clothes. Much better!]

[He noticed the note, but it really didn't do him much good -- he hadn't learned how to read yet, so where he was and what he was doing there was still a mystery to him as he poked his head out of the dorm room he woke up in. The Palutena Bow was clutched tight in his hand as he looked back and forth down the hall, wings flicking in curiosity as he took a cautious step forward. He couldn't see anyone, but who knew what kind of creature would pop up when he least expected it?]

[As far as he knew, Palutena must have sent him here for something, so as he crept down the hall he started... talking to himself?]

Okay, Lady Palutena. I'm here! ...why am I here again?

[...naturally, he's not going to get an answer.]

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Because she's not here. We're the only two people from our world here.

[He... wasn't following him.]

But she sends me places all the time and I can still hear her...

Not this time, Pitstain.

Then why did she send me here if she wasn't going to stay in contact?

[...and hey, wait--]

...why are you here, anyway?

She didn't.

[... Idiot.]

Same reason you are. Some idiot decided to grab us from our world. Someone said that our world's destroyed, but I'm pretty sure they're lying.

[...the entirety of Angel Land, destroyed?]

No way Lady Palutena would let that happen! We need to get back and help her!

If you've got some kind of genius plan then let me know. There's people who've been here for a really long time and they haven't got a clue.

Wha-- really? Maybe they're not looking in the right place... there's always a way out!

[He paused, grinning.]

Even if you need to bust an exit open with the lightning chariot.

[About that, Pit. You're not allowed to drive it anymore. That's all his.]

Maybe.

[But that tone of voice says he doesn't think so. He'll let you indulge your hero tendencies, though.]

[Hey, that's not fair! He's the one that won it fair and square, complete with feels!]

You... don't sound very confident.

[He drives it better deal with it.]

There's people who have been trying to find a way out longer than I've been awake.

[The three year timeskip doesn't count.]

Well... we'll just have to find one. We can't just give up because no one else has found it.

Duh. I'm just saying it's not as easy as you probably think it is.

Hey, I live for not easy stuff!

[Well... not really, but yeah.]

Uh-huh. Which is why you're always napping?

I-I do not! It's... it's just eye training!

[Just staring at you, Pitstain. :| ]

...eye training that I'm not very good at.

[C-cue the sheepish smile.]

Yeah, whatever.

[He tilts his head back, thinking.]

There's really bad oatmeal you have to eat first here or else you end up puking everything else you eat.

Oh, really?

[He paused a moment, looking around on the floor for said oatmeal.]

It's in the cafeteria, not on the floor. Food doesn't spawn randomly. Palutena's not here to feed you.

O-oh, right... I knew that.

... Yeah, whatever. Let's just get you food before you start eating something that's gonna kill you.