HAVE NO FEAR, KIDA MASAOMI IS HERE

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

Characters: Kida and YOU!
Setting: Room 2-06
Format: I am starting in [action], but prose is fine too!
Summary: Room 2-06's door is open and there's a bewildered looking (half-naked) teen on the floor.
Warnings: KIDA MASAOMI IS APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AGES, GENDERS, AND SPECIES, but being a female wins you some serious points.

[This had to be one of Izaya's sick jokes.

Or maybe it was one of his creepy secretary's experiments.

Because waking up in that bizarre outit? Deeeeefinitely not normal, and very very very creepy. This was like some fantasy gone wrong, very wrong, considering the lack of females and the strange collar.

Now Kida had made quick work of the creepy outfit, and is now sitiing on the floor by his bed, half-naked and wrestling with his orange collar.]

Comments

[quarkylass]

[ Peering in

oh gosh he looks

naked

o////////o ]

1/4

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ WHAT IS UP WITH THIS COLLAR

IT JUST WON'T COME OFF

GDI ORIHARA ]

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ --wait, what's that? ]

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ Jade, you have been spotted.

Cute girl, ahoy. All hands on deck!]

DONE

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ Kida stands up, bows, and grins. ]

Hi there~ You're not the one who put this collar on me, are you?

[quarkylass]

[ HIDING BEHIND THE DOORFRAME god he's so jumpy. She's a little shy around people who aren't from home, even if they're usually nice. ]

Um, no....

[ She quits hiding to show him her own collar, a pretty green one. ]

I've got one too. You go for checkups and stuff.

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

Checkups? [he considers this] Is there a nurse as cute as you running them?

Because if not, this could rank very high on the "creepy things that have happened to me" list.

[direbunnies.livejournal.com]

[Peering in... and wondering what he's doing.]

Is there a problem?

1/2

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

This thing just won't come--

Hello.

2/2

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ she's wearing a costume! Everything suddenly makes sense! ]

What's a pretty girl like you doing at a theme convention like this? Cosplaying definitely suits you.

[direbunnies.livejournal.com]

[IF ONLY IT ACTUALLY WERE A COSTUME.]

What is a theme convention? I've never heard of one of those before. I'm not sure what cosplaying is, either.

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

Your dedication to the role is impressive.

But, ah, I would appreciate it if you told me where we are.

[knightofangst.livejournal.com]

[Suzaku just happens to be walking past the room when he sees the boy on the floor.] You're new [Noticing the half the clothes he is wearing] The collar doesn't come off.

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[he tenses]

Why not?

also yay durrarra! (I really should find it and continue watching it)

[knightofangst.livejournal.com]

[Suzaku gives a miniscule shrug] We don't know why yet. But I would guess it is because our kidnappers don't want it to come off. [He tugs his own yellow collar to demonstrate]

Yes, yes you should. :D

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[Kida relaxes a little. So this guy isn't the one responsible]

Kidnappers?

[unexculpable]

[Enter a bewildered Edward Elric.]

... Who the hell are you?

1/? AND NO ONE IS SURPRISED

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ ...?

Is that...? ]

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ Erika definitely has that coat... ]

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

[ ...




He's a cosplayer.

This is a convention.

Erika and Walker are playing some sort of joke.




Wait, aren't most cosplayers female? ]

DONE

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

Nice cosplay~!

The Fullmetal Alchemist! So realistic. You're even about the right height. [ INDICATES SHORT HEIGHT] Very impressive.

You don't happen to know where the exit is, do you? Or even where the female cosplayers are? Did you come with a loooovely Winry-chan?

Or the hot ninja girl! Aaaah, what was her name...

[ Help a bro out. ]

1/? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[unexculpable]

Wha --

....Cosplay?

[unexculpable]

Wait. You know me? Are you from Amestris or --

ok ok done

[unexculpable]

[He didn't say it, BUT KIDA IS THINKING IT. HE POINTED IT OUT. FUUUUU NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.]

Don't patronize me, jackass! How the hell do you know Winry and Lan Fan?

c:

[theanswerisme.livejournal.com]

...eeeeeeveryone knows Winry and Lan Fan.

They're super popular.

[ FOR AN OTAKU, YOU SURE ARE DUMB. ]