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towerofanimus2013-04-19 01:52 pm
bloodyashes) wrote in towerofanimus2013-04-19 01:52 pm
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[Open - wow hey mods way to get ahead of me there]
Characters: Asch and anyone who decides to try pestering a good little zombie going about his workday.
Setting: Late in the week, where have you. [Slightly backdated as needed]
Format: AH WHATEVER starting in action because I'm lame
Summary: What do you even expect in event post summaries at this point, really?
Warnings: IT'S AN EVENT POST. Sorrow sickness and despair, people dying everywhere... You know the drill.
Cafeteria - Standard operating hours
[Here's a drone, there's a drone, and another little drone - Asch's body is near the back of the cafeteria, just continuously rotating nutrition bars in and out of the oven as needed. They're all perfectly uniform, just like the actions of the various drones around the kitchen.
Seems like whoever assigned him to this task has a sense of humour.]
Staircase - Non-violent malfunction
[Whoops, seems like somebody's body wandered off again. He's standing just off-center on the staircase, somewhere between floors, just in the perfect place to be in the way. Trip over him, shove him out of the way - there won't be any kind of reaction.
At least not until the programming reasserts itself, which it does if you watch for a few moments, and Asch turns to walk back down to his duties in the kitchens as though nothing at all happened.]
Setting: Late in the week, where have you. [Slightly backdated as needed]
Format: AH WHATEVER starting in action because I'm lame
Summary: What do you even expect in event post summaries at this point, really?
Warnings: IT'S AN EVENT POST. Sorrow sickness and despair, people dying everywhere... You know the drill.
Cafeteria - Standard operating hours
[Here's a drone, there's a drone, and another little drone - Asch's body is near the back of the cafeteria, just continuously rotating nutrition bars in and out of the oven as needed. They're all perfectly uniform, just like the actions of the various drones around the kitchen.
Seems like whoever assigned him to this task has a sense of humour.]
Staircase - Non-violent malfunction
[Whoops, seems like somebody's body wandered off again. He's standing just off-center on the staircase, somewhere between floors, just in the perfect place to be in the way. Trip over him, shove him out of the way - there won't be any kind of reaction.
At least not until the programming reasserts itself, which it does if you watch for a few moments, and Asch turns to walk back down to his duties in the kitchens as though nothing at all happened.]
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OH YOU DID NOT JUST TOUCH HIS HAIR. YOU DID NOT.
NOT COOL MAN.
And yep, the drone's still just standing there, not even attempting to do anything about these shenanigans.]
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Much better~!
Emily, shame on you for not showing the doll some respect--why didn't you remember to bring any makeup?
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But uh oh, if you want to keep playing with the doll, you'd better stop it from walking off, because it seems to have suddenly remembered that orders are a thing and has turned to start down the stairs.]
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You know what would really bring out your eyes?
The sun!
Emily, now now now... you shouldn't be so obvious--I was going to say a large chisel. You might say he's a bit of a diamond in the rough, but perhaps some fixing up beyond his hair will help polish things!
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Even if they did, Asch probably would have had the deeply disturbing chance to not recognize his own face, anyway.]