[OPEN]

[midnightblackandgold]

Characters: Marisa Kirisame and YOU!
Setting: Floor 45
Format: Action
Summary: With a giant whale continually attacking the Tower, a teenage witch is entertained.
Warnings: none


[In the lounge where the dead-looking humanoids would sometimes crawl all over the outside of the windows like stalkers crossed with fly people - understandably creepy - there was a witch.

She had taken the biggest, most comfortable looking couch in the room and dragged it over by one of the windows. A low table situated in front of it, a large jug was sitting on the table by her and she poured a brownish colored liquid into a mug she'd taken from the cafeteria. Sitting back and propping her feet up on the table, she snapped her fingers and magic'd a bowl of popcorn into existence.

There she sat... watching the creepy dead people on the outside of the window. And waited.]

Comments

[bloodredandblack]

That was for the laser earlier, you little rat.

[midnightblackandgold]

You been hanging out with Patchy?

[bloodredandblack]

No. But it's not like what she calls you is some kind of mystery. It fits anyway.

[midnightblackandgold]

Love you too, bitch.

[bloodredandblack]

If you're going to call me a name, you should find one that has to do with cats.

[midnightblackandgold]

Uh... You really want me to call you a pussy? I like bitch better.

[Damnit, Reimu, 'bitch' is a term of endearment from Marisa.]

[bloodredandblack]

That sounds stupid. Can't you think of anything else? Am I going to have to make my orb turn into a cat so you can think about it?

[midnightblackandgold]

Okay. I like it when it curls up in my lap for pets.

[bloodredandblack]

I bet you do.

[More of an incentive to not bring it out right now.]

That reminds me, you've been around, haven't you? Is there a hotsprings anywhere?

[midnightblackandgold]

Bitch.

[Marisa refilled her glass and took another drink.]

No hot springs, ze. Found the sauna though.

[bloodredandblack]

That's not as fun but it'll probably do.

[midnightblackandgold]

Yeah... all dry. Nothing wet. Makes it kinda hard to breathe.

[bloodredandblack]

Aren't you supposed to bring your own water and toss it on the hot rocks?

[midnightblackandgold]

Yeah, but it don't last, ze.

[bloodredandblack]

That means I'll have to bring a lot of water. Saunas are supposed to be humid, not dry.

[midnightblackandgold]

Sounds like a plan, ze. Try not to fall asleep in there.

[bloodredandblack]

That sounds like something you'd read in a bad mystery book.

[She reads.......some. Just not educational stuff.]

Dying in a sauna. Psh.

[midnightblackandgold]

I didn't say anything about dying, ze. I'm pretty sure you'd survive. You'd just be a damn lobster or something.

[bloodredandblack]

It still sounds like the plot of one. But I wouldn't be that dumb.

[midnightblackandgold]

You don't read enough good books, ze. That's, like, the plot of a bad book.

[bloodredandblack]

So what? It has entertainment value, unlike those stuffy magic books I know you pile up in your little hut.

[midnightblackandgold]

Magic tomes have plenty of entertainment value. You just can't use 'em, ze.

[bloodredandblack]

I wouldn't want to. I'm more than happy with what I've already got.

At least it keeps me from winding up like a wheezing, no fun having librarian.

[midnightblackandgold]

Pfft. It don't affect humans' health, ze. Not like it does youkai like Patchy.

[It just makes them insane.]

[bloodredandblack]

No, it just makes them crazy. And you only get a temporary free pass because you were already crazy.