[Gamzee will be happy to test the pen's magical attributes, no matter the side effects. He has always been something of a guinea pig, and as much as he's been prodded and tested on, it never seemed to quell his curiosity.]

[However, there is a much more serious task at hand, here, and that is a little girl trying to take his only remaining happiness away. Gamzee never had siblings, never had to share anything in his life until he met his teammates. Back then, the prospect of sharing somehow didn't seem to bother him at all. It did now.]

Go fuck yourself, nookrag!!

[His fangs were still bared, a good inch long from where they stuck out of his purple gums. Twisted and stained from years of drug use, they were hideous to look at, but still sharp as knives. Rei didn't seem like the type to be deterred by them, in any case, it didn't stop him from flashing them to get her to back off.]

I'll fuckin' be all jabbing this motherfucker in every god damn orifice you got in your stupid pink body, how 'bout fuckin' that!?