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towerofanimus2011-11-29 11:27 pm
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Being a maid is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Characters: [OU] Eridan Ampora, [OU] Vriska Serket, [AU] Karkat Vantas, anyone else who wants to encounter him
Setting: Residential floors
Format: Whatever you want
Summary: Eridan is doing his stupid maid job. Later, he gets eaten by a big spider.
Warnings: At least PG for swearing. Maybe higher for being eaten by a freaking spider.
Eridan hates his job. He feels he has good reason. HE shouldn't be made to clean the rooms of others. Of all those in the Tower, he least of all deserves that hateful job. Menial. As if he were no better than a lower troll. He's royal, a Prince, and yet here he is, sneaking from room to room and cleaning every fucking surface before gathering the sheets into his arms and bringing them down to dump them in the laundry room for later. He's alone. He can't stand the thought of his lusus watching him do this, even to help.
Of course, he can't always manage to choose an empty room.
Setting: Residential floors
Format: Whatever you want
Summary: Eridan is doing his stupid maid job. Later, he gets eaten by a big spider.
Warnings: At least PG for swearing. Maybe higher for being eaten by a freaking spider.
Eridan hates his job. He feels he has good reason. HE shouldn't be made to clean the rooms of others. Of all those in the Tower, he least of all deserves that hateful job. Menial. As if he were no better than a lower troll. He's royal, a Prince, and yet here he is, sneaking from room to room and cleaning every fucking surface before gathering the sheets into his arms and bringing them down to dump them in the laundry room for later. He's alone. He can't stand the thought of his lusus watching him do this, even to help.
Of course, he can't always manage to choose an empty room.
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...Really? How forward of you~
[Oh Dualscar~~]
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I wwas just...
[Holy shit is Vriska FLIRTING with him? He gapes for a while. Is she going to take him ba--oh, right, Sollux. Sollux. Right. Yes. Okay he has to think of a way to totally keep this open if Sollux dumps him.]
I'm sorry, Mindfang, it just can't wwork out as anythin' black betwween us. I'm already reservved in that quadrant noww.
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I prefer red anyways~~
[She's trying to play it cool but oh gosh oh man oh gosh shes gonna get her makeouts on?!
THIS IS AWESOME EEEEE]
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No.
WAIT.
Maybe this is why Vriska let their black romance die. Because she was hiding secret pity for him that she didn't want to show because he was coming on so strongly black.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.]
Oh really...?
i am laughing. so hard.
[And here, have a Mindfang up and close in your business, batting her eyelashes.]
I love a man who works hard~
THIS IS THE BEST
Do you, noww...
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What.
She blinks and takes a step back, looking him up and down.]
Wait. You're not Dualscar.
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Is this older Vriska or something? Her eyes...]
Wwell a' course I'm not ACTUALLY Dualscar, is that wwhat you thought?
[He comes over haughty and huffy because he's embarrassed, and disappointed.]