http://weirderscience.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2011-12-11 12:15 am
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mister brightside

Characters: Mao and YOU
Setting: Anywhere, really. Backdated to just after the event ends.
Format: Either.
Summary: After a week of being locked in a loony bin where he belongs, Mao is back in the tower... and he's not feeling too good.
Warnings: ...TBA. I would say creeper warning, but he's actually not doing it today.



[Anyone who discovers Mao today is in for something of a surprise -- if they're at all familiar with him, that is. Instead of stalking around looking mighty proud of himself, our friend the demon dean is dazed, shaking, and occasionally muttering things like "I'm not crazy!" under his breath. Anyone care to approach?]
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[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She wants to keep walking but she can tell something is wrong] What's up with you?

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing! Perfectly fine! [He's still talking much more shrilly than normal, which is saying something.]

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a horrible liar, do you know that?

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up! I am a gifted liar! I'm an honor student, I have to know how to lie...

[He starts squeaking again shortly after the words 'honor student'.]

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well, I'm giving an F in that class.

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He glares at her, noticeably half-hearted, and then looks away, pouting.]

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, okay, now I know something is up. Just spill so I don't have to be around you any more than I have to.

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[And to this, his only response is:]

...They said I was crazy...
Why...

[Of course, this is the absolute barebones description of what happened -- the real events of his week in his hellish old world involved a lot more turncoats, confinement, and plain old douchebagginess at his expense.

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, maybe because you're batshit insane? I didn't realize that would be news to you or I would have written up an article about it.

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
No I'm not Stop it! [Squeak squeak squeak.]

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hold up, hold up. Are you trying to tell me that you think you're sane? That's hi-larious. You are like, the least sane person I've ever met, and you don't know most the people I've met.

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm sane! I'm perfectly fine! They were just... wrong, that's all!

hi guess who derped on mao :c

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
How am I not?

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, you're batshit insane. End of story.

[identity profile] weirderscience.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well I happen to think you're batshit insane. [He folds his arms, looking at Santana with this ridiculous expression of superiority on his face.]

[identity profile] straightupzorra.livejournal.com 2011-12-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm not the sanest person around, I can deal with that. But you take the cake.
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