Is there nothing deliciously horrid in this establishment?

[justgetseconds.livejournal.com]

Characters: justgetseconds and open!
Setting: Cafeteria!
Format: Whichever!
Summary: Conchita is Not Happy with the bland oatmeal she has to eat.
Warnings: Conchita. Enough said.

[Really. They expect her--her--to eat something as bland as plain oatmeal? She who has devoured such dishes as poison mushroom soup and rotting fruit salad and other such hideous creations? It's almost ludicrous! So she nibbles dejectedly at the bland food. Those who pass may notice this, especially since she is dressed rather richly. That alone may turn heads.]

Really, I would expect they would have something more grandiose for someone such as myself...

Comments

[justgetseconds.livejournal.com]

...I do not believe I was a dog.

[What. What do dogs have to do with this.]

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

...What?

[justgetseconds.livejournal.com]

A bitch is a female dog, is it not?

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Uh yeah but only like dog breeders use bitch to mean that. It's also like a strong female with an attitude that most people don't like, or don't get.