towerofanimus | (no subject)

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Characters: Redglare and everyone
Setting: everywhere (aka anywhere your character might be, she is just wandering around)
Format: i'll match!
Summary: 1NV3ST1G4T1ON because what else does she ever do.
Warnings: possibly some language and/or violence, i'll update this if necessary

[once again the Neophyte found herself wandering the Tower. exploring new floors, exploring old ones, catching a bite to eat in the cafeteria...she might even spend a little time in her own dorm room at some point. who knows what she'll get up to or who she'll run into.]

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[He's okay with it.]

So tell me about yourself. Please.

[oh, her little blood gusher is all aflutter. this is ridiculous. fortunately she has a good poker face.]

I'm not sure what you would want to know.

[Shrug.] Whatever you want to tell me. Tell me about your life, your job. Hell, tell me about your lusus, if you want. Anything.

There isn't much to tell, really.

[she is really terrible at small talk.]

I do my duty, I suppose. Before I ended up here my lusus assisted me in my work.

And what work is that? [He prompts gently. She looks like a legislacerator, but he'd like to hear it from her]

[she's wearing the uniform, which makes this interrogation (ha) ridiculous, but she plays along.]

Why, the work of the league of legislacerators.

[It's not an interrogation! Just a friendly chat]

I should have known. [Wry smile. He might be fucking with her, just a little] Given the uniform and everything.

[she gives him a sly smile for his efforts.]

I had wondered what would cause such a small deductive leap to escape you. Could the Signless be playing tricks on me?

[He struggles to hide his smile] Oh no, the Signless is always serious at all times. I never joke, at all.

Naturally, you must be far too busy spreading your message of good will to engage in such base indulgences as humor.

Oh obviously! That's all I'm about, really. Spreading messages. Being serious at all time. Basically acting like I'm the best thing since sliced grubloaf.

That's quite a claim for any troll to make. Being superior to such a quality staple as grubloaf.

Hey, I can't help being demonstratively superior even to grubloaf. [He grins and starts to laugh] Are you sure you don't moonlight as a laughassassin?

[redglare waves her hand as though to say "pish posh".]

I am merely a troll of many talents.

Obviously, that's true. [He grins, contented]

Obviously. [heh.] I would be remiss in my duties if I stooped so low as to lie, after all.

So you never lie?

[she just raises her eyebrows at him because answering that one would be falling into the most basic logic trap ever!]

[And he smirks at her in reply. He's just playing, Neophyte. Give him a break.]

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