BOOM

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Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

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... Do your partners call you 'Doctor' in bed?

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1/???? This could take a while

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[looks sheepish]

DONE

[spacehipster]

...I do not engage in those sort of activities.

Dem icons = <3<3<3<3<3

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[]

... How do you function!?

... Are you a eunuch???

:DDDDDDDDD

[spacehipster]

No! [flailing forever]

X333333

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] Then, why would you abstain yourself??? Are you a masochist????

asdfghjkl

[spacehipster]

I'm not human! I'm a Time Lord! We don't! It's different!

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[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] From where I am standing, you look like a man, sound like a man and- [] - smell like a man. Time Lord or no, I would assume that you would have the same needs as a man!

...........<3

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I don't! I'm an alien!

>D

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] So? You have more than one... 'screwdriver'?

Re: >D

[spacehipster]

[Just.

This face.

How does he even reply to that]

Re: >D

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[With great difficulty.

Because she responds with this 'very patient' face.

Silent.

But waiting.]

sob

[spacehipster]

...Not that I use in that way. Time Lord biology is different.

Re: sob

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

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Well then. What do you use it for then? If Time Lord biology is that different... [] Show me.

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No! I don't even know you. That's private.

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Pshhhh [] We are all adults here, non? Call it scientific curiousity then.

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No thank you!

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

For a doctor, you are incredibly prudish. [] Or is it because I am French?

[spacehipster]

I'm not a doctor.

I'm The Doctor!

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

Still a prude... and you aren't answering the question. []

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I'm just not interested in doing that, thank you!

[champagnedelis.livejournal.com]

[] I was not intending to force you into intercourse sir, I was just curious as to the differences between Time Lord and human anatomy.