BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

...ahahaha they're rooming together oh god this wil be great.

[thisclinchesit]

[Another day, another small bit of info gathered, but none of it all that useful, so Shoutarou is off to retire to his room for a bit. Though...there's smoke coming out of the doorway. That's not good. He barges in, looking around.]

The hell's going on in here?!

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[Do you feel that, Doctor? That's the feeling of someone watching you and your silly human antics.

She's never seen one in person, and definitely not one so old, so she's going to be in lion stalking the gazelle mode.]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Molly peeks out the door and watches him]

You can't get it off! I'm really strong and I can't get it off!

isn't it just? :D

[spacehipster]

Oh, you know, things. Of the er. Explosive variety. Not to worry. Not to worry. I'm very capable. The King of Capable, I am. Actually, scratch that. It's a rubbish title.

[Says the man whose hair may or may not be on fire.]

[spacehipster]

[He would feel it if he wasn't quite so purrocupied.]

Right. Okay.

Legs? Got two of them.

Head? Still attached.

Hair? A tad singed.

Bow tie? Cool.

Screwdriver?

...screwdriver. Now where did that go?

[spacehipster]

Well.

That's just rubbish. I can definitely get it off. Just give me time, a fez, and exactly 13 jamjars.

Forget I said that. I'd need 15 jamjars.

1/2

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[Screwdriver? Was that that pretty shiny pointy thingy near her? Must be.

Nepeta casually bats it back over towards The Doctor, but oh god its just so shiny she cant resist it oh god--]

2/2

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[And she pounces on it.]

Rawr!

1/2

[spacehipster]

2/2

[spacehipster]

...well. Hello there. Seems you've found my screwdriver.

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[She totally wasn't chewing on it like a lion on its prey no way.]

Err

[spacehipster]

[Brightly, as if this is all terribly normal]

Hello. I'm the Doctor. You wouldn't mind handing me my screwdriver, would you?

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[Because a grey person acting like a cat gnawing on your screwdriver is completely and totally normal Doctoring business.]

Uh huh, yeah! [And she offers it to him, standing up and dusting herself off.] I'm Nepeta. Nepeta Leijon!

[spacehipster]

[Well, it's normal The Doctoring business.]

Thank you, Nepeta Leijon. Hm. That's quite the name you've got there. Different. Cool. I like it. Where are you from?

[He goes back to fiddling with the collar BECAUSE IT WENT SO WELL THE FIRST TIME.]

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

Alternia! Except it blew up and then we purrlayed this game called sgrub and then we ended up in the Veil!

[because that all makes complete sense to people]

Are you sure that's safe?

[spacehipster]

[He just nods. Not touching the desctruction of worlds right now]

No, but if it was, I wouldn't do it. Safe things are so terribly boring. Monotonous. Not worth my time at all.

You been here long? What do you think of this whole letter and rescuing nonsense?

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

[She giggles a little at that first part, then pauses to think.]

Well, I don't think it's entirely true! Beclawse if they were doing this to save us, wouldn't they have picked up us trolls back when our purrlanet was destroyed the first time? And not wait until a random moment in our new home?

I can't speak for any of the other people here, though!

[spacehipster]

That is exactly what I was thinking, Nepeta. Very suspcious. All of this. As far as I knew, my world wasn't even in danger, and if it was, I'd know. And, if it was destroyed, I'd remember. I always know and I always remember. Because I'm me. Because I'm the Doctor. This is clearly a front.

Ah, well. I'll just have to save everyone and get us all home then. [He says as if its the most obvious and easy thing to do.]

You haven't seen a blue box 'round have you?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

How can you get it off! [blink] What's a fez and a jamjar?

1/? Who knows...I will tell you.

[spacehipster]

Because I can. Because I'm me. And because I'm the Doctor. [DUH]

2/?

[spacehipster]

A jamjar is a jar.

For jam.

Self explanatory.

And a fez is...

[spacehipster]

Well, it's a...

4/?

[spacehipster]

[Aha! Got it!]

It's a hat! A cool one!

[spacehipster]

It's red. A bit square. Has a charming little tassel.

DONE!

[spacehipster]

You wear it to keep your head warm and look cool!

But mostly just to look cool!