BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[spacehipster]

I'm better than a superhero.

I didn't think you would have. Terribly inconvenient for me not to have my TARDIS with me. Exactly what our captors would want.

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

What's BETTER than a superhero?!

And whats a TARDIS?

[spacehipster]

Me.

T A R D I S. Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. Type 40 time machine. Disguised as a blue police box. Brilliant. Incredibly sexy.

[furrociously.livejournal.com]

That's sooooo cool Mr The Doctor! Hee hee!

...Oh. I knew that. [She's gonna pretend shes smart.]

[spacehipster]

I bet you did. You seem very smart.