BOOM

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor and you.
Setting: Room 1-04's door is wide open and waiting for investigators.
Format: Action is quicker, and is what I'll be starting in, but either works! I will match you!
Summary: The Doctor is trying, and failing, to get his collar off. Ridiculousness ensues.
Warnings: Mild swearing? Also, please, if you haven't already, take a look here at this special permissions post!

[Crash

Bang

Slam]


This thing better bloody well come off or so help me --

[The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver whirred

Another crash]

Oh come on!

[A small explosion occurs. Smoke fills the room, but the whirr is heard once more, and the smoke begins to clear up.]

Okay. [cough] Right then. [cough] Note to self --- or is it selves?

Well. Note to me: The Sonic Screwdriver does not work on lighty uppy collar thingies.

Comments

[spacehipster]

Aww yeah, I got almost all of that right. Excellent excellent. It all makes sense. You're a logical choice for them to kidnap. They've got me, they've got at least one superhero I know of, they've got a troll thingie, and entire nations contained in a person.

It all makes sense.

Except it doesn't. Because I met a little boy, Romeo, the other day. 100% human, from Rome a few hundred years back. 'Course there's a possibility he's the Romeo, as in Romeo and Juliet, in which case everything would make sense in a different sort of way.

[Congratulations Shoutarou, the doctor has chose you! Yes, you! To say his thoughts out loud to. Warning: he may never stop talking]

[thisclinchesit]

[It's like his partner, but with better fashion sense!]

Ah, Romeo, yeah - good kid from what I've seen.

While I want to believe there's some ulterior motive to their selection, the random does make sense - there's some of us that make sense, and then there's those that don't.

Unless those that don't are just here to throw us off the trail of the reasons - in which case, that makes them all the more despicable.

[spacehipster]

Oooh, I didn't think of that. Why didn't I think of that? Well. Nevermind that. It's a definite possibility.

We'll just have to investigate further.

[thisclinchesit]

That we will.

And depending on what we find, deal with it appropriately.

[spacehipster]

Now that's the way to think, Shou! We'll be out of here in no time.