gAmZeE MaKaRa ♑ terminallyCapricious (
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towerofanimus2012-02-14 11:37 pm
001 ♑ [first honk]
Characters: OU Gamzee and you!
Setting: Room 1-02, the cafeteria, and anywhere in between!
Format: Either are entirely welcome.
Summary: A doped-up, alien clown awakens in the strangest of places - and decides that he's hungry. Seems like he's got a good handle on priorities. Oh, chocolate shenanigans are good, too, although he hasn't eaten any!
Warnings: None that I can think of, except for Gamzee's filthy mouth.
Room 1-02:
[Sometimes a body just doesn't want to get its motherfuckin' move on. That's cool, though. Whatever it feels like doing, or not doing, is all chill with him. It's not like he wouldn't be laying here motionless anyway. This sure was an uncomfortable way to wake up. The immobility didn't bother him as much as the hard, flat surface he'd been placed upon. It certainly wasn't a recuperacoon - a conclusion he'd only come to because of the depressing lack of sopor slime. It also wasn't his horn pile, which he'd become accustomed to sleeping in while in the Veil. Oh, well! Better not to dwell on such trivial things, and get back at enjoying this wicked nothingness. The crazy feel of paralysis was gone, however, and Gamzee Makara regained his motor skills.
After lamenting the loss of that dope not-moving shit, he rolled not-so-gracefully off of the bed, smacking his large horns on the nightstand and landing with a "thud" on the floor. He'd managed to knock some sheets of paper off of the nightstand on his way down.
Oh. They were letters.
Well, he'd already known Alternia had been destroyed, but he was thankful for whoever wrote the letter to have saved him! And everyone being happy sounded like a fucking awesome time! He wanted to meet the author of this letter - they sounded pretty motherfucking chill.
What wasn't chill was this super-tight jumpsuit he'd been placed in. Who even gets up in a brother's bubble like that? Not that it was a huge deal. He was pretty okay with sharing his personal space, really. He crawled over to the trunk the letter had mentioned, and beamed excitedly when he saw what was inside. Among his usual clothes, which he quickly donned, he proceeded to overturn the chest, spilling bike horns, juggling clubs, and slime all over the floor. This was starting to feel more familiar already!
Eating the slime was not something he probably should have done, but who in their right mind would take an oatmeal-only rule seriously? Better yet, who not in their right mind would even notice that there was an oatmeal-only rule?
Uh-oh. The ol' nutrition sack wasn't feeling too well. In a fit of desperation, he scrambled out of the room and down the hallway.]
Cafeteria:
[After getting situated in his room and having had quite the terrible feeling in his stomach, Gamzee had somehow found his way to the cafeteria. It had taken a while, and he'd ended up going in circles, going into other people's rooms, going back into his own room, and generally unintentionally avoiding the place he'd been searching for.
He didn't really notice the bowl of oatmeal before him, and didn't remember how it got there, for that matter. What was this stuff? It was runny, sloppy, and slid over the edges of its bowl when he wobbled it from side to side (which he was doing quite enthusiastically). It reminded him of a discolored sopor pie... kind of. Hopefully it wouldn't make his digestive sack feel like a bag of angry bees like the pie had, however. He frowned at the thought, momentarily pausing his bowl-spinning game to dip and swirl a few fingers around in the stuff cautiously. The table was full of oatmeal, as were his fingers, now. He was generally making a mess, all while wearing a stupid grin.]
Setting: Room 1-02, the cafeteria, and anywhere in between!
Format: Either are entirely welcome.
Summary: A doped-up, alien clown awakens in the strangest of places - and decides that he's hungry. Seems like he's got a good handle on priorities. Oh, chocolate shenanigans are good, too, although he hasn't eaten any!
Warnings: None that I can think of, except for Gamzee's filthy mouth.
Room 1-02:
[Sometimes a body just doesn't want to get its motherfuckin' move on. That's cool, though. Whatever it feels like doing, or not doing, is all chill with him. It's not like he wouldn't be laying here motionless anyway. This sure was an uncomfortable way to wake up. The immobility didn't bother him as much as the hard, flat surface he'd been placed upon. It certainly wasn't a recuperacoon - a conclusion he'd only come to because of the depressing lack of sopor slime. It also wasn't his horn pile, which he'd become accustomed to sleeping in while in the Veil. Oh, well! Better not to dwell on such trivial things, and get back at enjoying this wicked nothingness. The crazy feel of paralysis was gone, however, and Gamzee Makara regained his motor skills.
After lamenting the loss of that dope not-moving shit, he rolled not-so-gracefully off of the bed, smacking his large horns on the nightstand and landing with a "thud" on the floor. He'd managed to knock some sheets of paper off of the nightstand on his way down.
Oh. They were letters.
Well, he'd already known Alternia had been destroyed, but he was thankful for whoever wrote the letter to have saved him! And everyone being happy sounded like a fucking awesome time! He wanted to meet the author of this letter - they sounded pretty motherfucking chill.
What wasn't chill was this super-tight jumpsuit he'd been placed in. Who even gets up in a brother's bubble like that? Not that it was a huge deal. He was pretty okay with sharing his personal space, really. He crawled over to the trunk the letter had mentioned, and beamed excitedly when he saw what was inside. Among his usual clothes, which he quickly donned, he proceeded to overturn the chest, spilling bike horns, juggling clubs, and slime all over the floor. This was starting to feel more familiar already!
Eating the slime was not something he probably should have done, but who in their right mind would take an oatmeal-only rule seriously? Better yet, who not in their right mind would even notice that there was an oatmeal-only rule?
Uh-oh. The ol' nutrition sack wasn't feeling too well. In a fit of desperation, he scrambled out of the room and down the hallway.]
Cafeteria:
[After getting situated in his room and having had quite the terrible feeling in his stomach, Gamzee had somehow found his way to the cafeteria. It had taken a while, and he'd ended up going in circles, going into other people's rooms, going back into his own room, and generally unintentionally avoiding the place he'd been searching for.
He didn't really notice the bowl of oatmeal before him, and didn't remember how it got there, for that matter. What was this stuff? It was runny, sloppy, and slid over the edges of its bowl when he wobbled it from side to side (which he was doing quite enthusiastically). It reminded him of a discolored sopor pie... kind of. Hopefully it wouldn't make his digestive sack feel like a bag of angry bees like the pie had, however. He frowned at the thought, momentarily pausing his bowl-spinning game to dip and swirl a few fingers around in the stuff cautiously. The table was full of oatmeal, as were his fingers, now. He was generally making a mess, all while wearing a stupid grin.]

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He was used to being insulted practically every day of his life. He didn't quite understand everything that was being inferred, but he certainly didn't let the inferiority talk affect him.
But there was this fear. This spine-rattling fear that gripped him so tightly. What the fuck was this feeling? It was so unnatural. Possibly because it was an actual feeling, sharp and rigid and not mottled or softened by a haze of sopor.
The Highblood's face was right in front of his. He'd smeared his paint, he'd scraped his chin. Physical aggression was an easier way to pry the cracks of his pan open. It was something bright and burning, forcing him lucid and evoking an unconscious defense.
He'd only gotten a taste of the sopor before having to run to the cafeteria. Pies had been scarce in the Veil before he'd awakened here, and the Highblood's assault was making his head throb in ways that were quickly verging on unbearable.
He wasn't quite angry. The remaining high and crushing fear had made sure of that. He was, however, feeling a little more defiant.]
Them blood colors don't make much fuckin' sense to me. Every motherfucker'd be better off paying them no motherfucking mind.
[His face will remain right up in yours, Highblood. He's scared shitless, but personal space was never something that he was protective of to begin with.]
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OK, see, if Gamzee had made some biting comeback about anything else at all, the highblood would've reacted a lot more favorably. Maybe make a joke or two. But this? This. This was motherfucking blasphemy. There is no way that his descendant, of all people, would be someone that would disregard the hemospectrum - hell, the royal indigo bloodline - so blatantly. His eyes are wide in surprise, but his grin stays, a sort of manic look forming on his features.
This can't be happening. Is this real life... aha..hahahaa.....]
This had nothing to do with the colors of blood at first, but hey, since you all motherfucking brought it up... tell me-- [His voice has a slight trembling quality to it.] How would you like to be the motherfucking first?
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...Yes. Yes he was.
A little ball of heat nestled itself in his chest. The ball felt like it was wrapped in razor wire, pulsating every time a threat was made against him. This was weird. This was not normal. He needed to calm down. He needed to go back to his room and shove his face so far into a pie tin that he forgot all about this stupid tower, this stupid cafeteria, and this stupid confrontation.
But the confrontation wasn't stupid. It was exhilarating. It made his bloodpusher pound in his head, drowning out the ringing of those damn alarms. Sopor and anger were making him careless and snappish. Boy, you'd better check yourself before you wreck yourself.]
I wouldn't like to all be shit to you, motherfucker! Get your racist fuckin' hoofbeastshit out of my ducts and out of my motherfuckin' lookstubs, you fuckin' feel me!?
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Maybe there's hope yet.
He sort of ignores Gamzee's animosity towards him though, and definitely does NOT get out of his ducts and lookstubs! No way, not after that little display of potential. The loss of his Subjugglators was a hard hit, even if he doesn't really notice, so to think there could be a chance is something he's willing to work for. It'll keep him occupied, at least?]
You didn't even all hear what I was going to motherfucking ask you to be the first of, little motherfucker. [Almost affectionately, grinning again! Geez, sudden mood switch much?] And you got some guts there, which is all a damn shame since you all seem to be following in the footsteps of the motherfucking revolutionary lowblood scum. Mind if a brother all takes a peek?
[He sticks his finger out again and jabs Gamzee in the stomach hard, chuckling.]
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Sorry, brother, but I ain't all got no motherfucking interest in what you be asking at m--
[His pitiful retort was abruptly cut off by a slamming jab to his belly. The Highblood was strong, and anything Gamzee would have to say about his forceful prodding didn't matter, because he currently had no wind left in him to say it.
It didn't help his nausea, either. His head hurt, his guts were churning hideously from being teased and injured, and all he wanted to do was to crawl back into his room to forget this ever happened.
What happened to the Veil? What happened to all of his friends? What happened to him??? Why was everything suddenly so terrible, when it all had been mysterious and exciting just moments prior?
Whatever indigo that was visible through his paint quickly left his face. A cold pain had begun to spread across his stomach. He felt sick. The oatmeal couldn't find a good place to settle inside him, either.
He was helpless. He needed to get to his room. He turned desperately to leave, but soon doubled over, coughing and sputtering to try to regain the air in his lungs.]
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Was this...a sudden flicker of pity for the little troll?
Gamzee is wheezing and coughing in front of him from just a simple jab to the stomach, enough to reduce the little troll to a sick mess. So weak. So skinny, lanky, awkward, sad and pathetic for one of his proud lineage. It just didn't make sense, and the wriggler was wasting away because of his stupid motherfucking life choices!! He could've been aspiring to be a subjugglator by now! What the fuck had his lusus even been doing prior to all this tower noise?
Reflecting on his own past about his own lusus made him wonder if the little one had a guardian that was just as inattentive as his. Rarely did the highblood feel pity, but Gamzee is still an indigoblood, as shitty and pathetic as he was, and although he felt culling him and painting the walls with the color that was identical to his would've been a great service to the boy, he would only return. Good as new. Stupid as ever.]
A motherfucking shitblood-sympathizing disgrace, is what you all are. [Sneers down at Gamzee. He didn't really feel like telling him that death isn't permanent.] Now I've been all motherfucking prepared for this moment, little fucker. Did some brief spongestorming on the harshest schoolfeeding and shit that I would rain down on your motherfucking sludgebowl excuse of a pan, and come up with a real motherfucking good idea to get your wicked DETOX ON.
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This motherfucker was stealing up all of his miracles in a matter of minutes.
Such a juxtaposition were these two, emblazoned with the same symbol, veins pumping the same blood. Blood that one believed shouldn't be spilled, while the other fantasized maniacally about covering the walls with it.
This disgustingly synthetic fear threatened to swallow up his insides, waging war against his already battling emotions. His unending placidity was being quickly overcome by a burning desire to defy everything the Highblood expected of him. Maybe, though... maybe it would be easier to just comply? Maybe everything would get better if Gamzee just rolled with it. He was good at that. At least, he'd been good at it when he first walked in to this room. He'd been good at it his whole fucking life up until this point, actually. Until his ancestor up and had the audacity to be making a brother get his irritation on. Who the fuck was this motherfucker to yank him by the honk horns, yank the tightrope from under his feet so hard, and demand everything he believed so strongly against from him within moments of laying eyes on him!?
He was nauseous, he was calm, he was angry, he was scared, he was sober, he was high. He sneered back at this fucker, lips curling away from his fangs.]
You keep getting your listen all on at me, motherfucker, but you ain't MOTHERFUCKING HEARING A WORD I BE MOTHERFUCKING SAYING. Now why don't a brother get his MOTHERFUCKING CHUTE CLAMPED so the other brother can get to be spewing some harsh schoolfeeding OF HIS MOTHERFUCKING OWN.
[Aughhh, his head hurt, and he grabbed it. This wasn't happening! He couldn't believe the voice whistling between his teeth was his own. It scared him, adding to the blanket of fear that was already settling over everything else. When next he spoke, it was with a shaky, forced control. A crude mockery of his usual easygoing manner.]
You ain't my fucking lusus. Leave this motherfucker the fuck alone...
[His voice cracked.]
...please.
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But at the same time, he doesn't want to prey on him like he did with most trolls. He wants to treat him like a project, a pet he can influence from the darkest shadows. It'll be tough though, what with how the troll was behaving now. He seems pretty intent on hating the highblood's guts, which he was perfectly content with.
Time. It's something he's got plenty of now, though it had been a bitter afterthought at first, it's now a blessing. A blessing in motherfucking disguise. He'll learn more about Gamzee, and oh he will truly get to know him soon enough.]
Shh shh, little motherfucker. Don't you all say another motherfucking word. [He pastes a sickeningly gentle grin on his face, obviously an insincere expression.] Don't you even motherfucking dare to fight it. It's all in your royal fucking blood, and a motherfucker can't be all suppressing that shit, no matter how much sopor you shove down your chute.
[though he's tempted to reach for the boy again, he keeps his claws to himself. He doesn't want to scare the living bejesus out of him anymore. His job's already done. He's already punctured a hole in the poor troll's soul, anger and fear seeping in at varying speeds.
Like he thought, it's only a matter of time before he breaks.] And don't you all motherfucking think about comparing me to a shitty fucking lusus. I will not show even an ounce of motherfucking mercy like they say they all will. But hey, it's your lucky day, kid. You won't be dying tonight, and that's all a wicked promise that all fell from the sky like a miracle. It's what it is. A motherfucking miracle that you're still alive.
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Seems all to be fuckin' merciful of you, actually, if you were to get your ask on of this motherfucker.
[Was that gratitude? Who knew? This altercation had rendered him completely useless - a wriggler could have probably knocked him around at this point. Gamzee couldn't even look at the Highblood anymore. Fatigue tugged his eyelids down, down, until he was burning a hole in the floor with his stare. There it was again, the numbness. Where had it been this whole time? Why did it abandon him when he had needed it the most? He gratefully let it wash over his mind, sweeping away all of the negative energy that had been wreaking havoc inside his skull.
Disturbing as it was, Gamzee found a hideous sort of solace in the soothing words of his ancestor, latching on to his fabricated tone like a starved grub. The Highblood knew what he was going through, even though Gamzee had never experienced it ever before. He said it would be okay. ...Would it be okay? He wrapped around the Highblood's reassurance as if it would keep him safe. Foolish child. So naive.]
I ain't like you. Gettin' your harsh on what's wicked like that ain't cool, and I don't much motherfuckin' like it, I think.
...So, sorry.
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Fuck, sopor is for sleeping in, not eating.... he still can't wrap his mind around as to why Gamzee thought that was ever a good idea.
His voice still low and content, rumbling in the back of his throat, the highblood looks down at him with a new-found fondness.]
Don't motherfucking apologize for that noise, little motherfucker. No one's all the same as their ancestors, and we can be all accepting that shit. Fuckers gotta do what they all feel they gotta do, and the message they receive from the most darkest divine of the divine differs from one motherfucker to the other-- [though in his mind, they all still follow a disturbingly similar pattern of culling and subjugglating] So don't get your motherfucking sweat on about it just yet. You'll find your motherfucking path. [To the dark carnival, he practically screams in his mind. Yeah, you'll find your way there eventually, little one.]
Now, what's a motherfucker gotta be all calling his sorry-ass excuse of a descendant?
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Aw, listen to this guy! Motherfucker doesn't need to get his apology on to a brother for bein' all apologetic in the first fuckin' place. They'd probably just gotten off on the wrong foot. Gamzee knew plenty of angry brothers and sisters, and they were great friends! Why had he been so afraid of the Highblood to begin with? It was certainly an unnatural feeling...
Despite all of the things he was oblivious to, Gamzee was never one to disrespect a brother. If the Highblood wanted to chew the wicked fat for a while, he was definitely down for that! That longing for a pie was still there, but it didn't feel as urgent as it had. He took a deep breath, the dopey smile finally returning to his painted lips.]
...Name's Gamzee, motherfucker! Nice to be gettin' my introduce on at you! What's a brother get to be answerin' all to for his fuckin' self?
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You will be all calling me The Grand Highblood, Gamzee. [He lets the name settle on his tongue. It's a good name.]
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Bitchtits, Highbloodbro! Honk!
[He stared down at the oatmeal. He'd completely forgotten about it, and just looking at it made his stomach flop around. This whole room had become oddly disconcerting.]
Uhhh... you mind if we shoot this wicked shit somewhere, like, that ain't here?
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Now why the fuck do you all want to be doing that for? [Of course, he can't really sense Gamzee's distaste for the oatmeal from what he can see.]
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...Mostly 'cause this motherfucker be like, all having the creepy-crawlies up in his nutrition sack from having to keep gettin' his look on at this shit.
[And hesitating a little, slowwwwly looking back up at the GH.]
Unless, uhhh... you don't fuckin' wanna.
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Tell a brother what's all on your motherfucking mind of where you want to go.
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Uhhh...
[He looked around, as if an answer would be painted on a sign in big letters. He still felt uneasy about not giving this guy a straight answer. Fidgeting, now.]
I, uh, don't even got my remember on for where all I got to be comin' down here from, I think... Anywhere that ain't got this funky smell kickin' around be fine with me.
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Follow.
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Where we be goin', Highbloodbro?
[The excited tone in his voice would normally be considered strange, given the events that had just transpired, but he'd put their squabble behind him long ago.]
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Before we all get to that. One last motherfucking warning I'm all about send your way, little motherfucker. [Despite the ominous message, he chuckles.] Fix your motherfucking tendency to defile the name of the Grand Highblood. Do not be so motherfucking stupid as to think we are already 100% conciliatory.
[He's not looking forward to the long days of work ahead of him. Training and grooming aspiring young-adult subjugglators was hard enough. But having one would be better than none, even if it's a sopor-filled wriggler.]
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Oh, uh... huh. Sorry, bro.
[He looks straight ahead, as if deep in contemplation. Probably not. Now shaking his head and scurrying after the Highblood again.]
That's cool, though, motherfucker! Not knowin' all the fuck about a surprise place be like, makin' it all what's more of a special fuckin' miracle when you all get up to be being at where a motherfucker's goin', right?
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And what would a little motherfucking barely-out-of-wrigglerhood troll be all knowing about miracles?
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You ain't gotta be knowin' all about them motherfuckers, br- er, Highblood. Bro. [HE CAN'T HELP IT HE HAS TO SNEAK IT IN. Hopefully unnoticed.] You just gotta all be believing at them! Feel those bitches in your fuckin' pusher, you know?
[He looks off, dreamily.]
They be motherfuckin' everwhere, b--. Uh. They be kickin' the wicked responsibility for every fuckin' happening what's everywhere around us, motherfucker! Big shit, small shit, don't matter. You get your see on at them bitches if a brother just open his lookstubs to them, for fuckin' sure! First felt 'em like, a looong fuckin' time ago, back home! Every motherfucker I went and got my noise on with, or even when there be no brothers or sisters what's want to split some words with a motherfucker, every little dude of sand on the beach, or how them bottles of Faygo like, fly out so damn far in the ocean! They'd go so fuckin' far, bro! [He forgot now, he's too worked up...] Or how them waves try to get at a brother's feet when he's all gettin' his wicked wait on at the shore! How come they don't get up what's further and get their harshness all up and rampant and swallow up every motherfucker? Miracles keep 'em in the ocean, bro. Miracles keep 'em in there, but a brother can always get his wade on in them if he need to, which is another fuckin' miracle such right in its motherfuckin' self! Honk!
[He stays quiet for a moment, it's obvious his spirits are infinitely lifted.]
Can feel 'em in this place, too. They gotta be here, you know? Else how I ever be at getting my meet on with you, motherfucker?
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The sudden babbling of words at him sort of goes over his head, most of it being utter nonsense and all, but he feels a bit of familiarity when the topic of oceans and beaches come up. His own mind almost drifts back to that familiar place, but then mentally jolts himself out of there, a little disgusted with himself for feeling so sentimental all of a sudden. Fucking wrigglers and their blabber mouths...
When Gamzee finally takes a moment to breathe, the highblood watches him from the corner of his eye, passing the tenth floor now. The Aquarium always makes him sneer a little, but passes by it calmly. The little one is in high spirits, and he can sort of commend the kid for that. He just had a scary encounter with the highblood, after all, yet he's sprung back to such a state. Over something as vague and mysterious as miracles, even.]
It's not motherfucking surprising how the definitions of 'miracles' can all mean to another. With time, however, we will all be exploring just how motherfucking far we can all kick the wicked shit on this miracle business. [Then he gestures to the tower in general with a sweep of an arm.] But you're all motherfucking right about one thing: They are here, too, little motherfucker. This...tower, they call it, is just filled to the fucking brim with that nasty business, and only this tower can be all providing the miracle that I be all getting my look on at.
[He snickers lowly, in a much more sinister way than he had done earlier...though it's possible that Gamzee couldn't tell the difference from his usual laughs. The Vast Honk is still a thing he believes will come, and this tower will help him achieve it.]
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He grinned politely at that last statement, its implications flying straight between his horns. He returned the laughs with a few of his own. Everything seemed so lighthearted, now.]
Sounds like the fuckin' tits, Highblood. [You could practically hear him choking back the urge to add "bro" to the end of that title. IT WAS JUST SO HARD OKAY.] Uhh... we motherfuckin' there yet? [He added desperately, solidifying his place as the wriggler of this duo.]
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THROWS HTML OUT THE WINDOW
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whoops i said ancestor instead of descendant /cryingcat
bwubwuwbwu baby it's ok i knew what you meant s'all good
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u///u
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i have no idea what i just wrote
highblood you are the best motivational speaker you need to do seminars
no don't encourage him he will somehow turn everyone into murderous psycho-clowns
nahh only gullible dipshits, oh look here's one now
oh god so precious i can't handle him ever forever!!!
ghbbbbbbbbbbbbb you're terribleeee flails around
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so many apologies i should not be tagging right now BUT I WANT TO SOBS
HDHSJDHJSDS <33333 ;w;
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