Third Dungeon

[theherourherocouldbelike]

Characters: SS Link, and you!
Setting: The workshop!
Format: I'll follow!
Summary: Link's making things for friends!
Warnings: I fail to see any warnings being needed but Ghirahim might tag I'm not sure and he's a warning himself so I'll put down "possible Ghirahim sighting" as the warning.




[If you come into the workshop today, you may notice a familiar green garbed elf carving something out of wood! Upon closer inspection, it kind of looks like a girl. He chips away, completely focused on what he's doing. Why don't you come bother him! He'll make you something if you ask nicely.]

Comments

[theherourherocouldbelike]

"Pinky"? "Motherfucker"?

[hystericull]

[Looking up from the figure, confused.]

Yeah, pinky, motherfucker! Like you be all being and shit. Meaning to be all like, them skinflaps of a brothers, you feel me?

[CONFUSED STARING WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HIS CONVOLUTED SPEECH DAMMIT.]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

...no, I don't think I do.

[WHY DO YOU MAKE NO SENSE]

YO SUP HEARD YOU NEEDED A GAMZEELATOR

[cantstopme]

[HI BIGGER LINK - little link's running in here with a pictograph in his hands and a huge smile!!!]

Um - I have another pictograph that I want a figurine of..!

[Blink blink! Oh - it's his troll bro with the funny pies and the weird way of talking!]

Hey, uh... bro! What are you doing here?

LMFAO MY HERO (ALTERNATIVELY TITLED HELP I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE LINKS)

[hystericull]

[VERY CONFUSED STARE soon turns in to WHERE DID THAT VOICE COME FROM STARE, and he finally thinks to check the ground. Heyyy, it's his little buddy! A lazy smile at bitty Link.]

What is uuuuuup, little Linkbro? Ain't motherfuckin' much all up 'cept for a brother gettin' his chat on with another brother what likes to do the shit with the knife. 'Til he up and cuts his fuckin' self 'cause I all done to scare the shit outta him...

[Honks guiltily.]

B)

[cantstopme]

... Aww; well, I'm sure he's okay! He's a strong hero, like I am!

[That's said as he pats Gamzee's knee with a smile, of course.

LOOK BIG LINK, HE UNDERSTANDS THE TROLL'S LANGUAGE.]

I'm just here to show him a pictograph I took! He likes carving things, so I thought I'd ask him to carve something for me.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

You can understand him?

[cantstopme]

Mhm! You can't?

[He tilts his head a bit as he asks, but shakes his head.]

He just uses a lot of extra words and flips a lot of them around!

Do you... want me to help? I guess he can be kind of hard to understand...

[hystericull]

Hahaha, it's cool. Got brothers and sisters all throwin' the harshest of hissy noises up at a motherfucker every day 'cause for the way he all be gettin' his fuckin' speak on. Can't much all be changin' the way them wicked words be flowin' from the chute, I think, though.

[Grins at little Link patting his knee, and ruffles the little green cap on his head.]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[He looks from Gamzee to Link for a translation.]

[cantstopme]

... Um.

He said 'It's okay, lots of people don't like the way I speak. But I don't think I can change the way I speak too much.'

[And he'll just stand at Gamzee's side as official Gamzeelator. c:]

[hystericull]

[Grinning! What a fun game this is.]

Fuuuuck yeah, you be all good at takin' a brother's noise and being to make it what's havin' the same fuckin' meaning! Only, like, made up outta a bunch of other words, mostly.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[Okay, he was starting to understand Gamzee's speech better but wait, he remembers something! He turns to Link, an excited grin on his face.]

May I borrow your Pic-toe-graff again?

[cantstopme]

... Oh - you mean my Picto Box?

[He pulls it out, a little unsure, but hands it over.]

Um, okay, but don't take pictographs of the ceiling this time, okay?

And, uh... none of the walls or floor either. Are you going to take pictographs of Gamzee?

[hystericull]

[He becomes instantly enraptured with the weird box-thing, putting his face right up against it and touching it everywhere and "what does this do" and "what does that do" every five seconds. Now just kind of... hunched over and staring at it like it'll do a trick or something.]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[Link's face brightened and he takes the box. He was excited to show Gamzee what it did!]

Look over here!

[He takes a picture of the both of them and then hands the photo to Gamzee.]

[cantstopme]

[He waves and smiles when the pictures taken, trying not to face palm or show signs of being annoyed.

Just wait this out, Link. He'll get bored of it, just like Aryll does when she finds something new.]

[hystericull]

[He took the picture excitedly, shoving it at little Link so he could see, too.]

Bitchtits camera you got, motherfucker! How them pictures get all spat up and out in no motherfuckin' time!

[He throws the picture up in the air and into his sylladex so he doesn't lose track of it! ...Except the Tower took his sylladex, so it just floats uselessly to the floor.]

Oh... whoops. Fuck.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[Link tilts his head and hands the Picto Box back, wondering why Gamzee just did what he did]

[cantstopme]

[And he'll just... take the Picto Box back, tilting his head a bit.]

It's not a, um... a "camera", it's a Picto Box!

[blink blink. Gamzee you have such weird words.]

[hystericull]

Whoaaa, it is?

[Stares at it. It sure looks like a camera?]

Okay, motherfucker! Whatever you fuckin' say!

[He crouches down to grab the photo from the floor, kind of unsure what to do with it now that he doesn't have an insane, seizure-inducing contraption to chuck it in. He'll just... hold on to it...]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[Link turns to lil' Link.]

You said you had a Pic-toe-graff for me to make a figurine based off of?

[And then he realizes something and turns back to Gamzee.]

Ah, I'm sorry. We haven't had introductions yet. My name is Link.

[cantstopme]

Oh! Oh, right, I do -

[He takes the pictograph back out, handing it up to the other Link with a smile. It's a pictograph of one of the bullfairies in the tower, but it seems to be very comfortable; Link had spent his time taking care of the little thing and helping it out as much as he can.]

[hystericull]

[Smile and a wave!]

Heyyyy, motherfucker. Name's Gamzee.

[WAIT THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.]

Whu... but... his name be all fuckin' Link. ...Ain't it, Linkbro?

[Turning to the smaller Link for confirmation and catching a glimpse of the pictograph, now.]

Whoa, hey! Where you see that motherfucker at?

[cantstopme]

Um... on the floor with the meadow, I think. There were a lot of them, and they were all very hurt, but I could only take care of one...

He's asleep in my room right now, on my pillow.

[A pause, and he shifts on his feet a bit.]

And we're both named Link, it's okay. There's a lot of Links in this tower, I think. He's a Link that comes from the sky, and I'm a Link that comes from the sea, and there's one more that comes from the forest!