towerofanimus | First Flight (Open)

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First Flight (Open)

Characters: Pipit and you!!
Setting: Around the tower basically anywhere you like
Format: I prefer action, but I'll follow!
Summary: Pipit wakes up and... does... everything people do when they wake up.
Warnings: ~~BIRDS~~ None, but I'll change it if I need a reason.

[room 2-06]

[Pipit's not really used to waking up with sleep paralysis or in a home he can legitimately breathe in, so needless to say, he does freak out a little bit when he wakes up - and once the paralysis wears off, he sits up quickly, to get a look at his surroundings.

This... sure isn't his house. ~~It's way too clean.~~

Yeah, he notices all of his roomies that may or may not be in there, sure - and he'll be happy with greeting them, they all look so young! - but first what the hell is this jumpsuit he's in. Don't mind if he just gets into his tunic because seriously, he's not Ghirahim.

But once he's got everything settled - shield and sword on his back like they should be - he offers up a smile and a wave to those joining him. c:]

Mornin'!

[Yeah; he can ask about this place once introductions are over.]

[Any floor anywhere!!]

[Pipit's going to be wandering the tower for sure, checking every nook and cranny he can get to and trying to get his bearings. And also probably fighting off monster birds on the forest floor because holy hell these things have teeth what kind of birds have teeth. Feel free to run into this Link lookalike in the golden yellow tunic! Or trip him! Or whatever, he really doesn't mind anything!]

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[Pipit just holds his shield up as they walk, smiling.]

I was admiring them from afar, of course!
But I wasn't afraid to take them on if they wanted to butt heads; I'm a knight, after all, I can take a few small birds!

[Even though he... really. really didn't want to. ~~Sob he loves birds ok~~]

[Swoooon what a charmer. This gets him an incredulous glance.]

Oh, a fuckin' Knight? Best bro of mine be one of those, if I got my remember all on of that shit what's motherfuckin' correctly...

[Squinting. Now he's not sure. Not like Pipit has any idea what the hell he's talking about, anyway.]

Don't remember what I all was to be, though.

[Yeah he has no clue what he's on about.]

You were friends with other knights, hmm?

[Sob he can only hope they were as chivalrous and knightly as he.]

[He nods excitedly. Oh, yay, he gets to talk about his best friend.]

Still am, motherfucker! Little bro be my best motherfuckin' friend what's I all ever went and got! He all be here somewhere in the Tower, too. But, uh, I dunno where he at right the fuck now. Definitely ain't got his ass all deep in these fuckin' woods like this motherfucker. At least, I all don't be thinkin' he would be.

He ain't wear all the shit like what's you do, though.

[Then, a thought?]

You one of them crazy FLARPer dudes?

I... don't know what a FLARPer is, actually!

[like seriously, what is that.]

You know, man, like, them crazy ass bitches go around dressin' them fuckin' selves all up to be fancy adventurer motherfuckers or some shit such to be like that way.

[He narrows his eyes. Guess not.]

You ain't one of 'em then, though?

Well... If you're saying they pretend to be adventurers, then no, of course not!

I'm a real knight - it's my duty to protect my home and the citizens who can't protect themselves! Monsters tended to run loose on my home island, so us knights were necessary over time.

[He is the REAL DEAL, bro.]

[Swoon swoon swoon.]

Motherfuck, you got all, like, chivalry to be flowin' up out them hear ducts, don't you, brother?

[He laughs lightheartedly, starting to flick his clubs in to the air again. He can't just hang on to them when they're in his hands like that.]

Whoa, wait, you all to be comin' from a motherfuckin' island?

Yes, I do - an island in the sky! Multiple, really; but I only live on one.

[He's just... going to make sure he avoids the clubs, then.]

We knew it as Skyloft.

[AN ISLAND IN THE SKY!?!?!? THAT IS SO COOL!?!?!?!? HE TRIPS OVER A HUGE ROOT BECAUSE THAT IS SO COOL AND HE LANDS ON HIS FACE?]

Motherfuck!!!

[DFGHLKFJGH - damn, he was so close to catching him! So instead, he'll help him up - all worried like because this troll guy is still a kid ok.]

Are you alright?

[He rubs his head. Well, that wasn't very smooth. He's got dirt all over the side of his face now as he scoops up his dropped clubs.]

Ughh, thanks, Pipit bro. Crazy ass overgrown bitches be crawlin' all up outta fuckin' nowhere!

[Except a huge tree root was pretty obvious to the more observant. He suddenly remembers what caused him to bust his shit in the first place.]

Oh, fuck, that's right! You all say somethin' 'bout a bunch of wicked islands in the motherfucking sky or some shit?

Ah... yes, I did. My homeland - the island of Skyloft!

[... Hold on a sec; he's just... going to wipe off all that dirt on your face. Poor boy.]

We rode on the backs of giant birds to get from island to island; every Skyloftian had one, and the bond between a person and their bird was unique and special!

[Oh what is with these crazy-hat-wearing motherfuckers and wiping the paint off of his face!? Okay well now instead of half of his face being covered in dirt, it's just half-gray. Not sure which is worse.

His eyes widen at the mention of BIG BIRDS because what the hell isn't great about big birds.]

All y'all motherfuckers were to be at having big fuckin' squawkbeasts for lusii?

[Nope you lost him again.]

... "Lusii"?

[Blink.]

Uhh, them big dudes that be all to get their raise on of you?

Oh - parents. Haha, no, but I wish!
My parents were just humans, like me.

[He doesn't like talking about either of them though.]

But Loftwings are much more amazing; they're kind of like guardians, in a way!

Whoa, they were? How d'you know which ones are all the ones to be yours!?

[Headtilt. Yeah, he hasn't learned about human genealogy yet, so he's kind of bug-eyed right now. Oh but he does note the sudden topic shift, so... maybe... maybe this is a touchy subject. He is actually sensitive to this matter ok!]

Or, uh, nevermind?

Oh, ah... it's alright.
Humans always look like their parents, and almost always live with them, of course!

You always have two; a mom and a dad, or a mix of both.

[He don't judge.]

I've only been living with my mother, though; I'm not sure where my dad went off to...

[Staring slack-jawed at Pipit as he explains the idea of human parents. It definitely seemed like a different experience than coming out of a slurry of random genetic material, undergoing grueling trials, and getting taken by a white monster to be raised. And they got two!?

He kind of, stops. Chewing on a long fingernail in contemplation and trying to be somewhat attentive, now.]

So, you all be meaning to say that them brothers or sisters that sloshed you all the fuck out keep track of the little you from all bein' a wriggler 'til what's you are now?

[He'll stay silent on that last part, thanks.]

[Nah, it's okay - while his dad was great, he'd rather not talk about him.]

Yes, they do! Well; a lot of people move out when they get to be my age, but...

Well, my mother needs me.

[She's a lazyass who can't get a job and mooches off of him, so.]

[Now he's being kind of insensitive because he's got a lot of questions and wow this human stuff sure was confusing. So much for handling the situation with care. He was never good at that, anyway.]

So you got your fuckin' chill all on and stayed in your planet 'cause your lusus be in trouble? Er, one of 'em?

"On my planet?" Ah... I'm pretty sure all humans stay on their planet!

[He's ignoring the rest of that, sorry. He doesn't... like talking about his parents.]

[It's cool, Pipit. He wouldn't, either, if he had any sense of decency for people in similar parental situations.]

Oh, uhh, they do?

[Slight pause. How...?]

Ain't that all kinds of fuckin' dangerous?

Not that I know of! Everyone is safe, fair, and kind, where I live.

[Mostly, anyway. Groose...]

... you can pretend it was LMFAO

OKAY I WILL also wow what a bird nerd look that rhymed

yeah he's something of a bird expert

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DW STOP LOGGING ME OUT OH MY GOD

PUNCHES IT

MY HERO

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