Idiots abound

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Leon tsunball and Mondo mustlovedogs
Setting: The cafeteria
Summary: A strategy meeting between idiots. And also everything awkward.
Warnings: Leon and Mondo.

[With apparently no food, clearly everyone should step aside and let the real men handle things. ...Ie. just go looking around the cafeteria for nonexistent food. There has to be some somewhere in there, right? There's no way they would be left without anything. Not only that, but with Monobear planning things, they're definitely in trouble.]

Hey, Kuwata, you find anything?

Comments

[tsunball]

Yeah, let's keep either of us from exploding! We've already endured enough, right?

[mustlovedogs]

Somehow I'm pretty sure that'd suck less than the execution.

[tsunball]

[ nooo, let's not talk about those.. he groans.. ]

Yours was that painful too, huh..

[mustlovedogs]

...Yeah. Fucking sucked.

[tsunball]

How the hell does he even think up that shit?! It's sick!

[mustlovedogs]

Probably spends all day thinking it up. What's the weirdest fucking way he can murder somebody.

[tsunball]

I can't even think of what he thought up for the people after us-- [ .. ah, wait.. ]

.. Hey, Oowada, there's got to have been others after us, right? No way it's just us two.. right?

[mustlovedogs]

...Aah, definitely got the others somehow. If he can trick us into it, he can trick anybody, right...?

KUWATA'S CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!

[tsunball]

Of course, it's all because of his.. his retarded tricks..

[ ... ] I just don't want them to think we're the only two bad guys or whatever shit like that!

KUWATA'S CROTCH!!!! god, why.

[mustlovedogs]

That's right, we're not bad guys!! ...Naegi said mine's pretty much the last thing he saw. But maybe Kirigiri'd know more.

because mondo wants KUWATA'S CROTCH!!!! so badly, don't even deny it

[tsunball]

That girl, huh? [ .. yeaaah, that's not too great, she's.. sort of weird, after all, and talking with her is strangely intimidating since who knows what kind of shit goes on in her head.. ]

If she'll even want to tell us.

hey, man, it was just *there*, he dropped his coin!!

[mustlovedogs]

...You think she'd figure we're not worthy to know or something?

nope, he planned it all along? leon/mondo otp tbh

[tsunball]

Well, Naegi's a pretty cool dude, of course he wouldn't think badly of us even after that, but.. that chick is like an ice queen! She might just freeze us with her stare instead of answering!

oh, right, obviously this is a really good fluffy ship

[mustlovedogs]

...Shit, you're right. She'd just kill us on the spot like that.

but leon tops

[tsunball]

Maybe we could just get Naegi to ask her for us..

um excuse me? i don't fucking think so

[mustlovedogs]

Aah, he'd totally do it. Don't even have to ask nice.

mondo couldn't even top a cup of butter!!!

[tsunball]

Exactly, that's just the way that guy is, right? And he has nothing to fear from her either!

only because the butter's himself!!!

[mustlovedogs]

Right, right, girls don't give the stinkeye to their boyfriends, right?

1 / 2

[tsunball]

... [ wa.. it..

give him a moment here, the cogs in his head are turning.. ]

[tsunball]

Those two are dating?! Whaaaat?! Why didn't anyone bother to tell me yet..?!

[mustlovedogs]

[No, he just came to that conclusion in much the same way Leon came to the conclusion of Chihiro and Mondo dating...]

You didn't know that?

[tsunball]

[ and then he calls leon's stories not credible... ]

Of course not! I mean.. I thought Naegi and Maizono were all over each other! But then he started hitting on Kirigiri instead after.. [ she.. got murdered.. by.. the one speaking.. okay let's not mention that. ] .. Is that guy a pimp or something?!

[mustlovedogs]

Don't think so. Girls just like him, I guess.

[tsunball]

But.. girls like me too! [ in your dreams, Leon.. ] Yet Maizono was only always all over Naegi, and the same counts for Kirigiri now?! An ice queen like her?

[mustlovedogs]

Hey, don't look at me! That's just how it is! Maybe you couldn't score with Maizono 'cause you killed her.