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Characters: Chihiro Fujisaki cutestprogrammer  Leon Kuwata tsunball  and Mondo Oowada mustlovedogs 
Setting: Cafeteria
Summary: All these lucky rumps found a loaf of bread and Mondo just so happens to have a container of butter with his picture on it in his trunk, there's nothing strange about that right? Right.
Warnings: Soylent Oowada is made from people?? Also fair warning for Leon and Mondo in the same place.

[Right, so, after rounding up a few people intending to share his lucky find of bread and finding out they already got some too, Mondo's brought the three of them down to the cafeteria. It's just like being back at school, right? The level of suckage is about equal, anyway. No, it's probably worse in the tower now without food or power. At least they're not being executed.

Speaking of executions, he's finally found a use for that strange container of butter he found in his trunk. What else do you use butter for but to put on bread, right? Plus he can be the hero and share with Leon and Chihiro. It's not like he needs it all, it'll probably go bad eventually anyway...

So, he's got them each a knife and is currently slicing his loaf of bread, setting some aside in case their other classmates come by and have no food.

I'm sorry, this is the worst log and intro to a log, ever.]

Comments

[tsunball]

[ Fairly surprised anyone is still letting Leon near knives, but that aside..

He's actually pretty glad - not just because he found the loaf of bread or that they found them too so he doesn't have to share, but also since Mondo is at least sharing something to put on it. Dry bread might be better than nothing, but Leon always likes to at least take the best he can have.

But he's not preoccupied with eating just yet since there's other matters.. like the package of the butter which he's currently holding and staring at it. ]

.. Y'know, I didn't know they ask gang leaders to promote stuff like this. [ because that's clearly why his face is on it, right? no other reason.. ] It's so unfair, why wouldn't they ask a big star like me?

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro is just so happy to be there. Friends sharing food together is one of the most wonderful things ever! He's also trying to get the toaster to work in between the sporadic bursts of power they are getting back. He does look over to study the strange packaging.

He doesn't really find it too strange to see Mondo's face on the packaging though as Mondo is so full of awesome and surely this is just part of it!]

It's really amazing that you have your own brand of butter, Oowada-kun! [The way he looks at Mondo is one of great adoration.]

[mustlovedogs]

[What, you guys, really? He's just incredibly confused here. He thought it would be obvious it was just something weird!]

...Huh? You guys think I got something to do with this thing? It was just in the box of crap they gave me, I never did it! Who'd want a guy like me on the front of anything?

[tsunball]

[ .. Ah? Staring from the look on Chihiro's face to Mondo.. he's still not entirely sure what's going on between the two, okay, even if he knows by now that Mondo killed Chihiro. But what Mondo is saying makes him raise his eyebrows. ]

What do you mean, you don't know about it? It's not like they're going to print your face on this for no reason, right?

[cutestprogrammer]

Eh? You mean this isn't you then, Oowada-kun? He does look very much like you though... and your name is on it...

[mustlovedogs]

See, I figured the guys who run this place did it as a joke and everybody got one or something, but doesn't sound like it... You ever seen this stuff sold anywhere? It's not like somebody'd get some guy to pretend to be me, like I said, nobody's gonna want me on anything.

[tsunball]

What kind of joke would butter with your face on it be either way.. [ mumbling to himself here, don't mind him. ]

I agree with Fujisaki though that this guy really looks like you, man! I don't remember ever seeing it in stores before though or I would've recognized your face from it once we got into that school.

[cutestprogrammer]

[shakes head] I didn't get any butter at all... Maybe it's a new brand? Have you opened it yet, Oowada-kun? Is it normal butter?

[mustlovedogs]

Nah, I haven't. It should be normal, right? Why, you think it's gonna be pink or something weird?

[get it]

Who's gonna name their brand 'Oowada' and use me, or some guy who looks just like me, as a mascot, it's even written right. [He probably can't read the English 'Mondo' up top, though.] I mean, just Oowada'd be one thing... But nothing trying to be linked to zoku's gonna sell, there's no way anybody would try that. I got that jacket made brand new for that school, too! It's just fucking weird.

[tsunball]

Huh? But how could they get a picture of you on it if you didn't have the jacket before all that weird shit happened?

[ that'd almost make it sure that this thing is either some Monobear thing or some tower thing.. which makes him a little more unsure, but he's so hungry right about now, so he's already moving to open it as he talks. ]

.. Whatever. As long as it doesn't look like something that's going to crawl off my plate before I finish eating it, it's fine with me!

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro does manage to read the 'Mondo' up there...] Eh? Oowada-kun! It does have your name on it too! See. [points] Mondo!

Be careful, Kuwata-kun!

[mustlovedogs]

You retarded or something, Kuwata? I'm saying it ain't me.

[As much as he thinks it's probably just regular old butter...he leans over Leon to see what it looks like when he opens it up. As well as trying to find his given name there, but, nope, he doesn't understand what Chihiro's pointing at.]

Huh? Really? Where's it say that? The fuck?

[tsunball]

It says it right there, where she's pointing at! [ There's the urge to shout 'aren't you the retarded one in that case?!' but his brain to mouth filter actually manages to kick in somewhat around Mondo considering he doesn't want to get his face bashed in.. ] M-O-N-D-O, it's not written in kanji.

And don't worry, don't worry, of course I'm being careful!

[ But either way, he's busy opening it!! And.. .. oh, huh, looks like regular butter for the most part.. welp, he's already dipping his knife in it so he can put just a tiiny bit in his mouth to test taste, what is being careful even though he just said he'd be.. ]

[cutestprogrammer]

It's here! [points at the letters as Leon spells it out]

[Chihiro watches Leon curiously] How is it?

[mustlovedogs]

[No, Leon, don't do it, Soylent Oowada is made from people...!!

Well, he still can't actually read it, but at least he sees what they're getting at here...]

Huh. Weird. See, it's probably just some kind of lame joke.

[He's not even considering the Monobear possibility yet.]

So? Taste okay? Not rotten?

[tsunball]

[ give him a moment as he seems to decide.. but then he just shrugs. ]

Tastes fine to me! A little different from the way butter usually tastes, but I don't know, maybe it's one of those new flavors? I guess it's supposed to be zoku-themed butter either way.

[ You have no clue, Leon. You have. No clue. But yes, putting it down so the rest can take too now. ]

And hey, I'm not falling over just yet, so it should be fine.

[cutestprogrammer]

[He watches Leon for a bit then tries some on his bread... He chews his bread and butter carefully.]

I guess it really is alright.

this is officially awful

[mustlovedogs]

How the fuck do you make food 'zoku-themed'?

[Whatever, Leon, you're just dumb. Or maybe Solent Oowada is made from people. Either way.]

Hey, Fujisaki, you're supposed to be letting me test stuff for you first!

[But, alright, if everyone else is doing it, he might as well take some too.]

> implying it wasn't already from the very start

[tsunball]

Shut up, how the hell am I supposed to know?! [ no, Mondo, you're dumb!! Your mom's dumb!! ] The fact is just they tried to put your face on this for some reason! Or.. well, the face of a person imitating you..

[ He seems to be thinking about it while Chihiro and Mondo take some of the butter, but in the end he comes up blank and just makes that usual clueless monkey face of his'. ]

I don't have a clue either, okay.

Super High School Level Awfulness...

[cutestprogrammer]

...

[Chihiro stops eating. He'd forgotten that Mondo is his official poison food tester! But Leon had already tried the butter and he's alright so he thought it would be alright.. He's so sorry, Mondo! So he gets up and bows at him to apologize.]

I'm sorry, Oowada-kun! I-I'll remember to let you test everything first before I eat anything from now on!

okay, that's true, but I mean, now it's actually being eaten and I'm just screaming??

[mustlovedogs]

[Yes his mother just might be dumb too, what of it?!]

So don't try to explain it or defend it, it just makes you look like you got shit for brains.

[When Chihiro stands up he stops what he's doing and just...looks surprised, hoping what he said wasn't too mean.]

It's not like you've got to apologise or nothing, why'd I be angry? Just looking out for you.

you can't escape the butter, kelsey!! let's play with balls next..

[tsunball]

[ .. Looking back and forth between those two.. Are they seriously still going to say nothing is going on between them when they're acting like that?! Seriously, guys, that's just uncool. He's already eating some of his bread after putting butter on it, but even though his mouth is full he just speaks up all the same. ]

You know.. [ munch ] you guys sure seem close. [ It's not even said as ~*close*~ yet, just.. pointing it out.. (please don't hit him.) ]

Just don't play with weights...

[cutestprogrammer]

I.. I know that... and I am truly grateful to you for doing this, Oowada-kun. Just that I forgot for a moment that you were supposed to test everything first...

[He can't help blushing a bit at what Leon says.] Eh? We-we're just good friends...

ironically enough, I keep killing bugs with a dumbbell clearly a ball is the next choice

[mustlovedogs]

[Leon!!! Okay, at least he's not saying it ~like that~, he's safe...for now]

We talked about that already. You know what happened. Fujisaki's a good kid and I keep my promises.

Re: ironically enough, I keep killing bugs with a dumbbell clearly a ball is the next choice

[worldrestored]

[Instinct. That was all that was on his mind this week. At first just a small whisper, it had grown much louder during the month until Demi ran nearly purely on it. Eat. Fight. Survive. Simple rules for the half-demon boy. His tattoos had become a bright red by now, and he looked more feral than ever.

But what he does smell...was the bread. Something that isn't just meat. He peeks in, still covered in blood from his last battle, before running over, ready to put it into his mouth...

But lo! Butter! He hasn't had condiments in ages! Without asking for anyone's permission because, let's face it, instinct-run half-demons do not ask, he grabs the butter container and holds it high in the air like he's just won the biggest prize.

...there was something wrong. This...this butter smells wrong, he realizes as he brings it close to lick with his tongue. Doesn't even bother now and he pulls it back, confused. Even subconsciously, despite everything, Demi would never eat a human. And this butter...it smells almost like a burnt crisp pork...no...no that's not it.

It smells like burnt crispy human. In fact it smells like...

Suddenly he moves over to Mondo, sniffing his neck to compare smells.

Heh. He was right! There is something similar and over and over again, his nose goes from the tub butter to the guy. Tub of butter, guy, guy, tub of butter. If Mondo tries to hit him, that was alright, Naoki isn't even affected by the blows. Eventually he just lets out a gag, his face morphing into utter digust as he sticks out his tongue before putting the butter right back. Maybe he's walked in on a cannibal group or something, but no way in the Vortex World is he going to eat human butter, even when he was running on pure instincts.

Better go kill a monster deer or a hell hound or something. Without a word of warning, he runs off again.

Behold, mere humans, the Demi-Fiend.]