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Characters: Chihiro Fujisaki

tsunball and Mondo Oowada

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Setting: Cafeteria
Summary: All these lucky rumps found a loaf of bread and Mondo just so happens to have a container of butter with his picture on it in his trunk, there's nothing strange about that right? Right.
Warnings: Soylent Oowada is made from people?? Also fair warning for Leon and Mondo in the same place.

[Right, so, after rounding up a few people intending to share his lucky find of bread and finding out they already got some too, Mondo's brought the three of them down to the cafeteria. It's just like being back at school, right? The level of suckage is about equal, anyway. No, it's probably worse in the tower now without food or power. At least they're not being executed.

Speaking of executions, he's finally found a use for that strange container of butter he found in his trunk. What else do you use butter for but to put on bread, right? Plus he can be the hero and share with Leon and Chihiro. It's not like he needs it all, it'll probably go bad eventually anyway...

So, he's got them each a knife and is currently slicing his loaf of bread, setting some aside in case their other classmates come by and have no food.

I'm sorry, this is the worst log and intro to a log, ever.]

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[ There's just a vague whinish 'uuuuu..' sound at Mondo's threat. That probably translates to 'nopleasedon'tidon'twannadie' or something like that. Besides, yes, please don't go and cuddle each other, then nobody will be able to deny the whole relationship thing to this guy anymore. ]

[Fine... No cuddles then... Meanie! He's just going to look up at Mondo with those distraught puppy dog eyes and tug on his jacket as he nods rather frantically.]

Yes! It did... Please, please don't eat anymore of it, Oowada-kun... Don't... I... I think it might not... actually be butter...

[Good job shutting up, Leon. Gold star.]

What d'you mean? What else could it be?

[ Whatever, whatever, he'll leave you lovebirds alone and inspect the butter instead, what's so frightening about it?

He's just lifting it, looking at it, nope, looks just like butter to him.. smells just like butter..

... Taking some with his finger, licking it, nope, tastes just like butter even now? ]

I don't know about you guys, but it tastes just like it to me.

[What-what are you doing, Leon!!!??? Stop eating Mondo! He's going to run over and grab that butter.]

Don't eat it!! This... This butter was from your trunk, wasn't it, Oowada-kun? The trunks contain things from our world, but-but you've never seen this butter before, right? So... this... is probably from the school... and I think Monobear might have... made it from... from...

[Please don't make him say it!]

[yeah, Leon, quit eating dudes.]

Huh? Yeah, I got it out of there. ...Wait, what did he make it out of? Something gross?

[He just looks over at Leon. You getting any of this, bro??]

[ but this dude is so delicious!! And he stares a little as Chihiro grabs the butter, wait, why.. he was eating, uwo..!! But then when Chihiro's talking.. okay, Leon might be an idiot too, but he's at least a little faster than Mondo, so it's slowly starting to come to him..

Although that makes his face grow so pale it looks like he might faint at the same time. ]

A-.. ah, shit, y-you can't be saying.. You can't make butter out of that?! [ SOYLENT OOWADA IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE?! ]

[Dude eating is worse than dude sniffing, Leon!

He nods as Leon slowly gets it...]

I've meet that person who came in just now before... His senses are much more heightened than ours and from how he behaved just now... it seems like the butter smells like... Oowada-kun...

I don't know what Monobear did exactly but I think... I think... [He's getting teary now] ... he might have part of Oowada-kun into... [and he breaks down]

...........

[Give him a minute here.

Just a minute.

As his brain breaks completely.

Part of himself in the butter?! He can start to see how Chihiro and Leon are coming to that conclusion, his face on the container and all...but it still can't be possible at all, that makes no sense, he's not missing anything! And it's not like Monobear did that to Leon's body, so what would be the point of doing it to him? His execution totally didn't go like that, he would know, it happened to him! (except after he died...)]

C-calm down, it's probably just 'cause it was with my stuff, that's why it smells like me...!! I got no chunks missing out of me or nothing, right?! There's no way that'd work!! That bastard executed me with that fucked up motorcycle cage, not...I dunno, some kind of butter machine!

[ Well, it's tempting to try and think the butter isn't Mondo, because otherwise he.. ate.. Mondo.. and that idea is so weird and gross that he can't even wrap his head around it, he's just staring in complete shock like something isn't entirely functioning up there anymore. ]

I-.. it's not like I arrived here the way I must've looked after that, right? [ since Leon can figure how a baseball-beaten body looks like, even in the middle of his shock.. ] So you wouldn't need to be missing chunks out of you-..

Shit! Does he really fucking do that to the bodies?! Did he screw mine up too?!

[sniffles] But-But he wasn't smelling the container... H-He was smelling the actual butter... Oowada-kun... And Kuwata-kun is right. Though... the 3 of us are dead, we did not arrive in that state so...

I-I don't think he did anything like that to your... body, Kuwata-kun.

[What they're saying all makes sense, unfortunately... He can't figure out any other argument that even he doesn't think is stupid. So, the only other option he sees here is to pace between the table and the wall a few times, grinding his teeth and muttering to himself. After a few minutes he grabs a chair and throws it at the wall before pounding his fists on the table.]

This is fucked...!! Shit...! Who the fuck does that?! I'm gonna fucking kill him...!!!

[Now excuse him while he degenerates into swearing and hitting the table repeatedly.]

[ Leon's still in panic over the whole eating part of his classmate thing since it's just.. so weird and gross.. but he's more importantly getting absolutely frightened at Mondo trashing around like some kind of wild rhino. So he's scooting his chair away from the table and Mondo faster than you can say 'Leon likes balls' before just abandoning the chair completely to stand on the other side of the room from Mondo - when he passes Chihiro he grabs his wrist too to pull him along away from Mondo and out of any direct danger range, because he's starting to get a vague idea of what happened for him to get murdered last time from all of this.. ]

Oowada.. [ it's almost a squeak, but he manages to control his voice somewhat afterwards. ] G-.. get a hold of yourself, man...!

Oowa-

[Chihiro is just about to go near Mondo to try to comfort him when luckily Leon pulls him out of harm's way. For a moment, he just watches Mondo's rampage with wide frightened eyes. He looks up at Leon when he speaks. Then he gathers up his courage and tries getting near Mondo slowly, tentatively.]

O-Oowada-k-kun... It's...

[He takes a deep breath to steady himself. He has to help his friend. He has to! He can do this and he forces himself to get nearer even though a greater part of him screams at him to run. His hand is surprisingly steady as he reaches out to lightly touch Mondo's arm.]

Oowada-kun. Please calm down... I... [Another deep breath and with great conviction] I won't let anyone do that to you!

Edited 2012-07-03 17:27 (UTC)

Aa?! Who the hell're you to tell me that, huh, Kuwata?!

[He's about to go for overturning the table when Chihiro approaches him, and instead grabs Chihiro's shoulders, shaking him.]

What's saying that gonna do, huh?! It already happened, that bastard already got me and Kuwata both, and probably everybody else!! What the fuck did he do to everybody else if he put me in fucking butter?! That shit's seriously me?!? You're fucking kidding me, right? We just ate that...!!

[ .. wait, what is Chihiro moving, going towards Mondo, oh god no stop that it'll end badly?! And then there's Mondo yelling at him and then grabbing Chihiro and yelling at him instead and this is just awful, he has to resist the urge to run away so hard right about now. Since.. well, he can't exactly let Mondo end up hurting Chihiro in front of him, no matter how selfish he is most of the time. ]

At least I'm not the one shaking Fujisaki around..! [ he doesn't quite dare to approach just yet though, so all he can really do is yell.. ] C'mon, let go of her! You'll end up killing her again if you do this, Oowada! This won't fucking help anything!

[ he's not exactly the most tactful while he's busy figuratively shitting his pants, okay. ]

[Chihiro is actually absolutely petrified when Mondo grabs him and starts shaking him violently but he also remembers that Mondo told him that he should hit him when he gets like that. Chihiro has promised that he would. It has to keep that promise. This is a man's promise after all!

He takes a moment to tell himself over and over again that he can do this and to remember how several people, including Mondo, have told him that he's strong inside!

Mondo is shouting in his face. Mondo's face is within his range. He can do this! He holds on to that little morsel of strength inside him and gives Mondo a hard, sharp slap on the cheek with all the strength he can muster!]

STOP IT!!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW, MONDO!! [Yes, he did just call him directly by his name.] Stop it! Being like this accomplishes nothing either... B-being... [And though he's glaring up at Mondo, his eyes are getting teary.] Being like this only means Monobear has won! This is what he wants! So stop it already, Oowada-kun... Please stop... Don't let him win...

Edited 2012-07-04 17:45 (UTC)

[He stops shaking Chihiro and just stares blankly for a moment after being slapped. He was...not expecting that. It's true he had made Chihiro promise to hit him if he got angry, but, he sure didn't think it would really happen.

He can't even say anything after that. What Chihiro and Leon both are saying is all correct, and he knows it. He's quite ashamed of how he was acting just now, after it all seems so obvious.]

[ It's probably worth nothing Leon actually lets out a shriek at Chihiro slapping Mondo on the cheek and then yelling at him, as if he's the one being hit here rather than the bigger guy.. but it's probably just that he didn't expect anything like that from Chihiro at all that surprised him enough. Are all chicks at Hope Academy just scary in the end?! ]

T-.. that worked.. [ still can't believe any of this is happening though, judging by his expression. ] .. Good job, Fujisaki.

[Chihiro is very serious about keeping his promise! He's learnt that from Mondo! ~~And keep Chihiro away from any knives, Leon!~~

But now he feels a little guilty about slapping Mondo like that...]

I'm sorry, Oowada-kun. I hope I didn't hurt you...

[After another moment of staring, he lets go of Chihiro's shoulders and pulls up a chair.]

Nah. I deserved that.

[Then he glances at both of them, otherwise keeping his head bowed.]

Sorry.

[ ~~DON'T PICK MAIZONO AS YOUR NEXT ROLE MODEL, CHIHIRO..~~

And he's just glancing back, quiet for a moment but then he sighs as he speaks up, apparently having calmed down some too now Mondo isn't rampaging anymore. ]

Don't apologize. Sure, you just seriously flipped off the handle, but I probably would've done the same if that retarded bear did that to me. [ butter.. still.. so weird.. but he's just trying to not think about it, even as he rubs the back of his head awkwardly. ] It's all his fault in the end either way, right?! He just thinks he can keep messing around with us like this!

[But idols are role models!

He's going to reach up to try to pet Mondo's pompadour.] Anyone would have reacted similarly, Oowada-kun. It's alright.

Y-yeah, that's right, it's all that bastard's fault!!

That being said.. we can just forget about all of this, right? It's so fucking gross..

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ah using uwo outside umineko context huh

LMFAO I DIDN'T EVEN CONSCIOUSLY REALISE IT- uwo is in my blood now

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