Idiots Abound II: Return of the Dumbasses

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Makoto Naegi yougotthatwrong Leon Kuwata tsunball Mondo Oowada mustlovedogs and you......
Setting: Room 3-20, then moving on to around the tower in general
Format: Action
Summary: Booze was acquired. None of these people should be drinking, but, rule breakers, etc. Really stupid and embarrassing things follow, Leon has a high chance of being killed for being an idiot.
Warnings: Underage drinking and a group of idiots is about it

[Room 3-20]

[So.  Leon and Mondo had both searched high and low for alcohol of any kind for quite some time now, and even risked themselves in getting some from the restaurant.  Nice guys that they are, when they got together to finally start going through it, they had decided it would be much better if they got Naegi in on it too.  What could go wrong?  Naegi's a cool guy, obviously he would want to join them!  That's why, with bottles tucked under their arms, they arrived at Naegi's room, pounding on the door and calling for him.]

[Anywhere around the tower]

[Naturally, idiots that they are, even without the influence of alcohol, dumb and dumber had the bright idea of hanging around the tower, even though it was getting late.  The three of them can be found stumbling around, shouting, fighting and generally making asses of themselves just about anywhere.  They might even stumble into someone's room accidentally.  Though, really, the ones doing most all of this are Leon and Mondo.  Naegi's just there to desperately attempt to calm them down and keep them out of trouble.  Which isn't working out too well.]

Comments

[tsunball]

[ Mondo and Chihiro can do their thing, Leon's still getting pale despite his drunk blush.. he slowly turns to Naegi when he hears the boy speak to him, but his expression is nothing short of shocked. ]

D-.. don't you know, Naegi?! Don't you get it?! [ he was holding this back, but being drunk means no more filters.. he points towards the other two. ] Oowada's holding Fujisaki like that, but Fujisaki's.. Fujisaki's a dude!

[yougotthatwrong]

...

[...Aaand that's when Naegi's brain immediately stopped to a halt. He never told Kuwata-kun that, nor was he drunk enough to do that earlier on too...!]

...How... did you find out?

[cutestprogrammer]

Then you shouldn't be drinking, Oowada-kun! You're not old enough to yet! [Is too busy worrying about Mondo to remember his stalker for now.]

[Then he catches the 'Fujisaki is a dude' part from Leon and all... the... colour... drains... from... his... face... How did Leon find out?? He's only ever told Mondo and 2 of his roommates. Leon doesn't know his roommates and anyway they don't seem like the kind of people who would go round telling people his secret. So that leaves Mondo... and Mondo's drunk and he knows drunk people sometimes...

So he just stares at Mondo with a look of extreme disappointment and hurt on his face. His faith in Mondo scattered. How could you, Mondo? How could you have betrayed him like that!? You'd promised... promised... and he starts crying... heaving... sobbing pitifully... heartbrokenly...]

[mustlovedogs]

[He's about to tell Chihiro that it's not a big deal, but then he starts giving him that look and even crying so hard... He doesn't know what to do or how to handle this, he's pretty sure he didn't do anything, but the way Chihiro looks at him suggests otherwise. He didn't catch what Leon said, since he was only paying attention to Chihiro...]

W-wait, don't cry! What'd I do!

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[tsunball]

Find out- [ he hardly notices Mondo and Chihiro freaking out (and crying, in the latter case, noticing that might actually have stopped him just a little even in drunken mode but alas..), or actually doesn't at all, he's still caught up in his own shock which is only made worse by him being drunk and therefore even more over the top than usually. ]

.. Wait, wait, wait, waiiiit! Naegi, you knew?! But it's not like it's obvious, right?! [ He grabs his own head with both hands before turning it towards the other two, starting to yell. ] Oowada, did you know too or--

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[tsunball]

[ .. ah, is.. chihiro.. crying.. he stops, looking comically frozen for a moment. ]

[yougotthatwrong]

...It's a long story.

[He's not going to tell him about the 2nd trial, not until this mess has calmed down.]

[cutestprogrammer]

Why-why-why did you tell him, Oowada-kun...? Y-you... [sniffles] You promised not to tell anyone... Uuuuuu....

[mustlovedogs]

Tell who what? Huh?

Wait, y'mean that?! Never told anybody that...!! Gave you my word, didn't I? I'd never break a promise to you. Told you before, right? Took you to the girls' room and broke the ID so nobody'd know, but that girl just...!

[tsunball]

[ He's still majorly freaked out, not to mention that he has no clue what's going on, but.. what are those two doing, lost in their own little lovers' world?! Okay, no, he has to speak up, even if he still sounds really freaked out even as he speaks up. ]

.. H-.. hey, Fujisaki, Oowada wasn't the one who told me! [ will that.. make him.. stop crying.. leon is practically the personification of the emote right now. ]

[cutestprogrammer]

You didn't? You really didn't tell anyone, Oowada-kun? [sniffles and rubs at his eyes]

[then he looks over at Leon in silence for a moment before asking] Then... then... how did you know... Kuwata-kun...?

[mustlovedogs]

[He turns to glare at Leon. He doesn't say anything, but the look he's giving him clearly says, 'yeah, how did you know?']

[tsunball]

[ Normally he might have enough sense to not say this. But right now he's drunk off his ass, so he hardly even notices Mondo's glare as he tries to drunkenly recall.. ]

Uh.. Well, remember when all you guys passed out? That was sooo freaky-- no, either way.. [ losing track of what he was going to say, what is being coherent. ] .. Right! I thought I should help Fujisaki in case a lame monster would pop up and then Oowada would have my ass on a platter, so I tried to carry you to your room and.. uh..

[ .. ah, right, now he remembers what happened. ]

Your skirt flipped up.

[yougotthatwrong]

...

[His only reaction was to stare, dumbstruck at just how plain this discovery was, and yet it was... definitely a thing Kuwata-kun would do.]

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro stares in shock at Leon at the end of that little explanation. Then he turns bright red and hides against Mondo and whimpers...]

Oowada-kun... [which could mean 'What should I do now? I can't face anyone anymore!' or 'I hate Kuwata-kun. Please kill him.']

[mustlovedogs]

You like looking up girls' skirts, Kuwata? That kind of shithead after all, huh?

[He gives Leon a long, hard glare before looking down at Chihiro.]

Hey, Fujisaki, you want me to kill this kid?

[tsunball]

[ .. give him a few moments.. it's slowly reaching his drunk brain-- no, wait, he isn't entirely sure what's being said here, but there's something about looking up girls' skirts and then.. k.. ill... PANIC TIME. ]

W-.. what, no, I don't wanna die, I-- [ his face is becoming so pale that it almost looks like he might faint right on the spot, but instead he's spazzing out. ] I didn't do that on purpose, it just happened! Shit, don't blame me..!!

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro really, really, really wants to say 'yes' but then as he watches Leon's reaction...

Leon's not worth killing...

... so he just looks up at Mondo and shakes his head before hiding his face against Mondo again.]

[yougotthatwrong]

[He didn't sigh. No, this situation was still just as bad.]

L-look, why don't we all take a break right now?

[Trying to sort it out while both of them are drunk wouldn't be a good idea...]