Idiots Abound II: Return of the Dumbasses

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Makoto Naegi yougotthatwrong Leon Kuwata tsunball Mondo Oowada mustlovedogs and you......
Setting: Room 3-20, then moving on to around the tower in general
Format: Action
Summary: Booze was acquired. None of these people should be drinking, but, rule breakers, etc. Really stupid and embarrassing things follow, Leon has a high chance of being killed for being an idiot.
Warnings: Underage drinking and a group of idiots is about it

[Room 3-20]

[So.  Leon and Mondo had both searched high and low for alcohol of any kind for quite some time now, and even risked themselves in getting some from the restaurant.  Nice guys that they are, when they got together to finally start going through it, they had decided it would be much better if they got Naegi in on it too.  What could go wrong?  Naegi's a cool guy, obviously he would want to join them!  That's why, with bottles tucked under their arms, they arrived at Naegi's room, pounding on the door and calling for him.]

[Anywhere around the tower]

[Naturally, idiots that they are, even without the influence of alcohol, dumb and dumber had the bright idea of hanging around the tower, even though it was getting late.  The three of them can be found stumbling around, shouting, fighting and generally making asses of themselves just about anywhere.  They might even stumble into someone's room accidentally.  Though, really, the ones doing most all of this are Leon and Mondo.  Naegi's just there to desperately attempt to calm them down and keep them out of trouble.  Which isn't working out too well.]

Comments

...here goes nothing!

[yougotthatwrong]

...Er, guys? Did... something happen?

[And there's a sort-of tired Naegi poking his head out of the door.]

here goes /awful/, you mean

[tsunball]

Yo, Naegi..! [ leon is rather.. enthusiastic for once.. being emotional is normal for him, but apparently he's cheered up a lot again since the whole 'finding everyone asleep' thing.

He enthusiastically holds up one of the bottles. ]

Look, look! Me and Oowada found some booze after all, just like we were talking about earlier! And I promised I'd let you in on it, right? Man, aren't I great?

doop doop

[mustlovedogs]

So you'll drink with us, right? C'mon, it'll be fun, men're supposed to bond over a drink!

[He beams, forcing his way into the room without waiting for an invitation or Naegi's answer.]

[yougotthatwrong]

H-huh- WAIT WHAT!?

[There's a sound that's a cross of a mouse squeak and a shriek coming from him...

WHERE DID THEY EVEN FIND THOSE DRINKS???

>REFUSE
>REFUSE
>REFUSE]

I-I don't think I'm going to join it...

on a ....idk a random stairwell

[septette]

[See Remilia. Covered in hideous burn scars since I am a bad mun.

See Remilia panic at Suddenly Drunk Human Boys.

Namely, she stumbles backwards a bit when they barge onto her path, but she just folds her arms.]

Manners, honestly!

[yougotthatwrong]

I-I'm terribly sorry for this!

[And there's an awkward apology from him...!]

[mustlovedogs]

[Nope, sorry, manners don't exist here, he's just going to pull a yankii face and stand up taller.]

Aa? Who says?

[tsunball]

[ Manners don't exist when there's Mondo and Leon. And booze. And they're drunk. Naegi, save this situation.. ]

C'mon, we're just passing through..! [ he might be slurring a little.. but it's difficult to tell with the way Leon's voice already is dumb naturally. ]

Floor 25

[faithstaynight]

[Hey Leon, check it out! There's a familiar blonde-haired girl on this floor. She's alone, dressed in casual clothes, and... has a sword in hand, which she is swinging around with impressive speed and strength. She seems to be practicing! Either she didn't notice the rowdy duo plus Naegi descend the staircase, or she's not bothering to break her focus.

...

Do you dare approach...?]

[tsunball]

[ Oh, he sure recognizes this one. And it makes him giddy - even more giddy now he's completely wasted, his face partially red to match his hair.. so he's running ahead of Mondo and Naegi towards Jeanne, although he's (luckily, but not consciously) staying out of reach of the sword. ]

Heeeey! Didn't think I'd see you here..! [ he laughs, and it's completely over the top - for a moment he glances over his shoulder at the two other guys. ] Yo, Na[ hic ]egi, 'wada, this is a chick I've met some times before, she's super cool..!

[mustlovedogs]

Aa? You got the hots for her or something, Kuwata?

[He's sort of tripping over the ground here as he tries to catch up, don't mind him. Though he's not as bad as one might expect, considering gang activities involve much worse than this.]

[yougotthatwrong]

O-oh, Ruler-san, hello!

[...and there's a familiar face catching up with those two, looking preeetty much out of breath.

W E L P.]

Some corridor

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro has been looking everywhere for Mondo because... because... because some super scary one eyed man has been hanging around near him all the time lately! Then he sees them and he runs over, tearily, straight for Mondo.]

Oowada-kun...!!

[mustlovedogs]

[He beams, reaching his arms out to scoop Chihiro right up.

And he speaks a mile a minute.]

Hey! Fujisaki! What's up, how're you! What're you doing outta your room, it's getting late, there's gonna be monsters around, lemme take you back to your room!

[tsunball]

[ .. Ah. Even in his completely drunk state Leon clearly remembers something upon seeing Chihiro running up to Mondo there.. and while the two of them are talking he's just staring, recalling what had happened while everyone else fell asleep.. ]

D-.. dude.. [ sorry, he's still sort of traumatized, he'll probably shout it out sooner or later. ]

[yougotthatwrong]

...something wrong, Kuwata-kun?

[...sober or not that face is kinda worrying him...!]

[worldrestored]

[And who should they run into....but Naoki on his way to the flower level.]

[yougotthatwrong]

[O-oh there's his roommate! It's nice to see some familiar face and yet not at the same time...!]

Hitoshura-san...! I can explain about their current state, really!

[mustlovedogs]

[Oh hey it's that guy who always seems to be around. He sticks a hand up as a sort of wave.

...Maybe he'll bring out that huge dog again so Mondo can play with it, if he's nice to him...]

[deathboss]

[At first they pass by Eikichi and nothing happens but the smell of cheap booze passes through his nose and he is none-too-pleased. He didn't tolerate this in his school, and he sure as well doesn't think it's a good idea to be drinking around in this place. Drunken guys aimlessly wandering around the tower? Not on his watch.]

The hell you dumbasses think you're doing!? You realize how dangerous it is 'round here when you're not sober? You wanna get killed or what?

[Also this is totally not hypocrisy, when he was drunk at the party he organized he was in a controlled environment and totally not because he found out his two best friends were kissing okay.]

[yougotthatwrong]

[....awkward, but ahahaha he's still sober so he's going to just...]

To be honest I... still have no idea where they got those...

[deathboss]

Who cares where they got 'em. Thing is, they're walking the halls like a bunch of idiots!

[He looks at the other two.]

Don't make me drag you back up to the dorms.

Corridor

[superlvldots]

[You know, after all that's happened, maybe she'd be willing to understand if they kept the drinking in their respective rooms. They'd probably slip up on hiding it, but at least nobody would be inconvenienced. That's... not what's happening here.]

It looks like you're having fun.

[The least drunk among them may notice the slightest hint of harsh, cold disappointment in that voice, but for the most part, she sounds as composed as ever.]

[tsunball]

[ Mondo and Leon, not inconveniencing people? Surely you jest.. but either way, Leon manages to spot her once she speaks up, and in his drunken stupor he doesn't notice her harshness, he just waves with a grin. ]

Yoooo, Kirigiri! We're having plenty of fun, just drinking with some bros, right? [ elbowing Mondo just a little, in that hint hint nudge nudge way.. ] Oh, by the way, Oowada told me something.. congrats on you and Naegi getting together!

[mustlovedogs]

Ooh, hey, what's up, Girikiri! [yup getting her name mixed up, how does a tenten work, even]

Yeah, yeah, you guys're real good!