Idiots Abound II: Return of the Dumbasses

[mustlovedogs]

Characters: Makoto Naegi yougotthatwrong Leon Kuwata tsunball Mondo Oowada mustlovedogs and you......
Setting: Room 3-20, then moving on to around the tower in general
Format: Action
Summary: Booze was acquired. None of these people should be drinking, but, rule breakers, etc. Really stupid and embarrassing things follow, Leon has a high chance of being killed for being an idiot.
Warnings: Underage drinking and a group of idiots is about it

[Room 3-20]

[So.  Leon and Mondo had both searched high and low for alcohol of any kind for quite some time now, and even risked themselves in getting some from the restaurant.  Nice guys that they are, when they got together to finally start going through it, they had decided it would be much better if they got Naegi in on it too.  What could go wrong?  Naegi's a cool guy, obviously he would want to join them!  That's why, with bottles tucked under their arms, they arrived at Naegi's room, pounding on the door and calling for him.]

[Anywhere around the tower]

[Naturally, idiots that they are, even without the influence of alcohol, dumb and dumber had the bright idea of hanging around the tower, even though it was getting late.  The three of them can be found stumbling around, shouting, fighting and generally making asses of themselves just about anywhere.  They might even stumble into someone's room accidentally.  Though, really, the ones doing most all of this are Leon and Mondo.  Naegi's just there to desperately attempt to calm them down and keep them out of trouble.  Which isn't working out too well.]

Comments

[mustlovedogs]

Aa? You think you're tough? I'm the boss of the... [he has to think about it for a moment, the booze is making him slower than usual] Crazy Diamonds!

[He takes a step forward, wavering a bit as he does so.]

[yougotthatwrong]

[Yeah no at this point he's going to grab Mondo from behind. His body might be small, too small to handle someone like him in fact, but nevertheless he had to try and stop him from being knocked out by that... thing!]

Oowada-kun, calm down! Nothing good'll come out from fighting him...!

[mustlovedogs]

Shit-- Le'go, Naegi! You wanna die too?!

[(do you notice the irony here considering the dreams) He starts trying to turn around to push Naegi off, but, of course that won't work when Naegi's holding onto him like that.]

[tsunball]

[ Leon is just still on the ground over here, watching.. good job, kid. ]

.. Woah.. Naegi, let go of Oowada before he kills you, dude..! He'll rip you apart, or if he won't, then that freaky thing will-.. [ .. he looks like he's about to say something else, but the fact that he's drunk clouds his mind and instead his voice just idly trails off.. ]

[deathboss]

[Man with the guy blocking him like that, it sorta ruins the mood. Eikichi gives off a long, disappointed sigh.]

D'you mind getting off of him? I'm just trying to bring them back to the dorms. Promise I won't hurt your friends!

[...oh. Guess this was mostly all for show, then. Trying to scare them into doing something.]

Hades, you mind getting the other guy?

[Hey look Leon. Suddenly there is the giant monster-thing in front of you. And it just stands there until it lets out a strange scream. Marin Karin is a nice little charm spell. Now that should make you feel much more cooperative. Now you may want to do what he says...]

Sit down, mortal.

[yougotthatwrong]

...

...

[What... just happened...

He was so surprised that he let go of Oowada-kun without even realizing it. Just what was that scream...!?]

[mustlovedogs]

[The scream causes much the same reaction with Mondo, he just...turns to stare, standing stalk still. What the hell was that? He doesn't even notice that Naegi's let go of him, with how concerned over this scream he is.]

[tsunball]

[ Leon is just about to scream himself once the thing is right in front of him, but then it screams before he does.. and just blankly stares. Yup, sure is super effective on Leon, he just blankly sits down, doing nothing but staring as if he isn't entirely sure of what's going on here either, but still obeys. ]

[deathboss]

...man I should have done this first.

[Eikichi just crosses his arms again. Good job Hades!]

Alright! I want all of you in line, we're going back up to the dorms!

Am I making myself clear this time or should Hades do that again?

[mustlovedogs]

[Mondo looks over at the other two. He doesn't exactly want to deal with Hades. But there's no way he's going to be the first one to agree to this.]

[yougotthatwrong]

Oowada-kun, it'll... be better if you follow him for now...

[Because oh lord he doesn't want to find out what Hades could actually do to his friends...!]

[mustlovedogs]

...Maybe.

[Now for Leon's approval on this as well...]

[tsunball]

[ Leon is still half-dazed, thank you - that's what being drunk and then charmed does to you, but he manages to glance over to the other two slowly.. he might need some help getting up like this though. ]

L-let's follow them and get the hell outta here.. [ because he doesn't want that thing to do anything more to him, okay. ]

[mustlovedogs]

Guess it's okay then. Go ahead.