With your cherry lips and golden curls

[knightime]

Characters: Dave Strider, Jade Strider, and anyone who happens across them.
Setting: Media Room
Format: Either
Summary: Out of sheer stupidity and the irony of their actions, Jade and Dave have swapped underwear. Jade has Dave's boxers, and Dave has Jade's bra. Now they're sitting in the Media Room playing video games together. Obviously this is some ironic and cool gesture that only Striders can pull off (read: dumb).
Warnings: Language and Teenagers being dumb.

If you thought that Dave and Jade were joking, you're going to be quite disappointed. If anyone comes across the two today, they might be highly surprised.

The two teenagers were seated, shades ever present, trying to beat each other at some stereotypical racing game. What makes this different from the usual is that Dave isn't wearing a shirt, but he's got some sports bra on. Jade? No pants. But those are a sweet pair of card deck boxers. At least she's wearing a shirt and he's wearing pants. The two don't seem bothered, engrossed in their game.

But if you enter the Media Room, Jade or Dave or both of them will call you over to play video games with them. "Bet you I can kick your ass at this game."

[OOC: Replies will come from both of us!]

Comments

[chronomancer]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Rude.]

[chronomancer]

[Luvdisc abuse.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[You're the abuser here, luvdiscs shouldn't judge!!!]

[chronomancer]

[Should too! How else is he gonna keep you in line? This is what happens when a pacifier turns into a volatile and keeps trying to be the pacifier even though everyone knows he can't pacify his way out of a pit of fluffy kittens.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[She doesn't need to be kept in line she's Jade motherfuckin' Strider thank you very much.]

[chronomancer]

[Exactly.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Glad you see it her way!!]

[chronomancer]

[I think I lost control a this not!convversation at some point, but I don't knoww wwhere.]

[knightime]

[Wow. Get your ass back here. You're not allowed to leave.]

[chronomancer]

[Nope. All the Nope. So much Nope, you can't handle all this fucking Nope.]

[knightime]

[You can't stay away forever. They come back. They all come back.]

[chronomancer]

[Not for you, he won't.]

[knightime]

[Dave is a very persuasive guy.]

[chronomancer]

[Dave is a Strider. Eridan is immune to his Striderness. So the answer's still no.]

[knightime]

[Wow. So rude. ALL THE RUDENESS.]

[chronomancer]

[Dude, you're not his Strider, he's not contractually obligated to put up with you.]

[knightime]

[Except he has too anyways. Striders are not picky in who they harass.]

[chronomancer]

[...dammit.]

[knightime]

[Your shit is wrecked, man.]

[chronomancer]

[You say that like it's news somehow.]