With your cherry lips and golden curls

[knightime]

Characters: Dave Strider, Jade Strider, and anyone who happens across them.
Setting: Media Room
Format: Either
Summary: Out of sheer stupidity and the irony of their actions, Jade and Dave have swapped underwear. Jade has Dave's boxers, and Dave has Jade's bra. Now they're sitting in the Media Room playing video games together. Obviously this is some ironic and cool gesture that only Striders can pull off (read: dumb).
Warnings: Language and Teenagers being dumb.

If you thought that Dave and Jade were joking, you're going to be quite disappointed. If anyone comes across the two today, they might be highly surprised.

The two teenagers were seated, shades ever present, trying to beat each other at some stereotypical racing game. What makes this different from the usual is that Dave isn't wearing a shirt, but he's got some sports bra on. Jade? No pants. But those are a sweet pair of card deck boxers. At least she's wearing a shirt and he's wearing pants. The two don't seem bothered, engrossed in their game.

But if you enter the Media Room, Jade or Dave or both of them will call you over to play video games with them. "Bet you I can kick your ass at this game."

[OOC: Replies will come from both of us!]

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Sorry, but there is no way you are beating her in this game, Dave.

Why?

Because she just knocked you into third place, bitch.

[knightime]

"You buttmuncher. You did not just throw a blue squiddle at me. You're fucking dead to me."

Oh hell no. Guess who just used a star squiddle power. Your ass is his.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

"Sucks to lose to a ghost then, doesn't it? I'm a the fucking Master Boosquid."

Trying to keep her cool and cut the corners so he won't catch up to her with that stupid invisible ffffuuuuuuuu

[knightime]

"Oh hell no. Baby Princess Squiddle is going to make you eat her dust."

Haha, sucks to be you. Hope you like getting knocked off the course. Suck it.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

FFFFUUUUU ok no. Stay chill. It's only the early laps, she can totally make up for this.

"Aw hell nah. Just you wait until I get the Giant Squid. Then you'll pay."

aka the Bullet. Everyone hates the bullet.

[chronomancer]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Rude.]

[chronomancer]

[Luvdisc abuse.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[You're the abuser here, luvdiscs shouldn't judge!!!]

[chronomancer]

[Should too! How else is he gonna keep you in line? This is what happens when a pacifier turns into a volatile and keeps trying to be the pacifier even though everyone knows he can't pacify his way out of a pit of fluffy kittens.]

[knightime]

[Wow. Get your ass back here. You're not allowed to leave.]

[chronomancer]

[Nope. All the Nope. So much Nope, you can't handle all this fucking Nope.]

[knightime]

[You can't stay away forever. They come back. They all come back.]

[imperialsun]

[Staaaaaare]

Was this a dare of some sort?

[knightime]

Was what a dare? I don't know what you're talking about, dude.

[He is so nonchalant. Totally chill man.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Also equally nonchalant, and not even looking away from the screen because damnit she will beat yoooouuuu]

Are you questioning our way of life?

[imperialsun]

Most people aren't so open about wearing underwear that's clearly each others' out in the open. Unless it's a dare.

[Guys.

Guys.

Guys he's friend with Brown. The guy practically has the words DARE coming out of his mouth every three other words when he's not bragging about how great he is or taking dungeon doors back at home.]

[worldrestored]

[Hell yeah, give him a controller, he could play this no problem!

Also he's always shirtless, so he's not gonna judge at all. He's seen demons with weirder stuff.]

[knightime]

[Finally! Someone who understands.

It's cool bro. Here's your honorary controller. They're basically playing some rip-off of Mario Kart that involves Squiddles. Squiddles.]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Fuck, for that she'll even pause the game until you're settled and give you a high five.

You've earned it.]

[worldrestored]

[He has no idea what those are but he did play his own share of racing games and ...oh uh let him just...stick out his hand for Jade to touch it cause Naoki doing a high five probably means the other person getting a broken arm out of it if they aren't strong enough to counter.

So yeah. Just a small tentatively bringing it forward motion.]

[grislytragedian]

[Guess who stopped by to raid the horror section? He's like clockwork, this kid. He'll probably have seen everything in this section by the end of the month at this rate. It's not until he turns to find a TV, some kind of truly horrendous-looking alien invasion movie in hand, that he notices the Striders.]

[Dave, what are you even.]

Do I want to know?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Yes.

[Grinning dumbly at him even while she's focused on video games aaaw yeeeah.]

[knightime]

[Dave kind of just laughs. Hahaha, what's wrong John? Can't handle some intimates? Come one. It's just a bit of underwear.]

Of course. Your need to figure out everything will be your slow demise.

whoops.

[grislytragedian]

[He rolls is eyes.]

Alright then I am going to assume that this is your way of sharing your deepest, darkest lifelong secret with us. You'be actually been a girl this entire time. Look, this is my surprised face at this startling revelation.

[Look at those sick fir-- no they're really not all that sick at all. Good effort though, John.]