With your cherry lips and golden curls

[knightime]

Characters: Dave Strider, Jade Strider, and anyone who happens across them.
Setting: Media Room
Format: Either
Summary: Out of sheer stupidity and the irony of their actions, Jade and Dave have swapped underwear. Jade has Dave's boxers, and Dave has Jade's bra. Now they're sitting in the Media Room playing video games together. Obviously this is some ironic and cool gesture that only Striders can pull off (read: dumb).
Warnings: Language and Teenagers being dumb.

If you thought that Dave and Jade were joking, you're going to be quite disappointed. If anyone comes across the two today, they might be highly surprised.

The two teenagers were seated, shades ever present, trying to beat each other at some stereotypical racing game. What makes this different from the usual is that Dave isn't wearing a shirt, but he's got some sports bra on. Jade? No pants. But those are a sweet pair of card deck boxers. At least she's wearing a shirt and he's wearing pants. The two don't seem bothered, engrossed in their game.

But if you enter the Media Room, Jade or Dave or both of them will call you over to play video games with them. "Bet you I can kick your ass at this game."

[OOC: Replies will come from both of us!]

Comments

[knightime]

"You buttmuncher. You did not just throw a blue squiddle at me. You're fucking dead to me."

Oh hell no. Guess who just used a star squiddle power. Your ass is his.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

"Sucks to lose to a ghost then, doesn't it? I'm a the fucking Master Boosquid."

Trying to keep her cool and cut the corners so he won't catch up to her with that stupid invisible ffffuuuuuuuu

[knightime]

"Oh hell no. Baby Princess Squiddle is going to make you eat her dust."

Haha, sucks to be you. Hope you like getting knocked off the course. Suck it.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

FFFFUUUUU ok no. Stay chill. It's only the early laps, she can totally make up for this.

"Aw hell nah. Just you wait until I get the Giant Squid. Then you'll pay."

aka the Bullet. Everyone hates the bullet.

[knightime]

No way. He's totally got this. He's gonna win so suck it Jade.

"Oh hell no. You ain't getting that. No one gets that shit but the computers. The stupid, lying computers that shouldn't be able to get that shit, but they do anyways."

He will be so mad if you get it.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

"Maybe the computers just doesn't feel like you're worth enough to use the great Giant Squid. It obeys only a select chosen few as dictated by the random generator."

Well OK she doesn't have it yet but

soon

soon

[knightime]

"You know that's complete shit because everyone should think I'm worth it. This game just likes trolling us."

Watch them both suddenly lose terrible. Man, fuck computers sometimes.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

"Well duh, that's a given. It's how it derives the power to generate all its special squiddle powers."

Yeah that's looking about where they're going because Jade just got pushed off the cliff by a drive-by NPC

god

damnit

[knightime]

"Oh hell no. Why are we fighting each other when we're obviously getting fucked over by the computers with our pants down."

Dave just got smacked by a bunch of squiddles. Shells. No. Squiddles. It's like a fucking hug pile gone wrong.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Glaring at the TeeeVeeeeeee

"Alright. Fuck this. Truce time until we can knock that asshole out of first place."

[knightime]

"If we can't win, then those fuckers can't either."

This means motherfucking war, amirite?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

"All or nothing kamikaze attack. There will be no prisoners."

This

was

war

[knightime]

"Their shit is wrecked. I am going to make their lives hell."

They'll either persevere or go down like starts.