002. ( open! )

[tsunball]

Characters: Leon Kuwata (in Naoki/the Demi-Fiend's body) and you!
Setting: Dormitories and wherever else you want.
Format: Action brackets!
Summary: Leon's been bodyswapped with his worst nightmare. The rest can pretty much be summed up with the shaking and crying emote.
Warnings: As with every log with Leon in it, possible swearing and general dumbassery, 20% 30% chance of balls. Dude sniffer talk too which falls under 'general dumbassery'.

[ Leon's not too surprised about just waking up, of course he sleeps all night, sleep is pretty good.. although he prefers to sleep in usually, but welp, if he's awake he might as well get out of bed.

So far, so good, until he lifts his arm to rub his hair and he realises that his arm.. looks.. different.. what are those tattoos doing on it. Where did his usual clothes go. Why does his hair feel different. In fact, like this, it's almost as if he looks like-- .. a.. h.. In the middle of his panic he runs out into the dormitory hall, as if that'll solve anything, but instead he sees more of the body and gets even more confused. Why does his arm look like that one guy he keeps running into, and his legs are the same, and oh god. Oh. God. The scream he lets out can - honestly, considering it's Leon - probably be heard from quite a distance in the dormitories.

Or if you run into him later on the day instead, he manages to look still just as panicked (which is a pretty strange look to be on Naoki's face, either way). But even if you ignore him, it's too late, he's already running towards you.. ]

.. You got to help me, man! [ Leon, wouldn't it be easier to just check the network or something.. or ask someone in a normal way.. ]

( ooc: feel free to run into him anywhere, he'll generally be running around in panic. replies will be coming from dudesniffer! )

Comments

[dudesniffer]

[ There's.. something vaguely familiar about that 'yeah' at the end there.. ]

.. I'm just seeing some crazy chick in a pink dress with really bad fashion sense.

[witchofweed]

No! She's the one who stole my body!

Smell me! It's me! Hagakure! SMELL ME! [ He ran at the much taller boy again. ]

[dudesniffer]

[ OH MY GOD-- Just because he's the dude sniffer doesn't mean he wants to sniff dudes, dude!! With a shriek Leon jumps back to stay out of the boy's.. girl's.. whatever's.. range, but in his clumsiness he trips and lands on his butt on the ground. ]

Dude, watch out with what you're doing, that's-- [ .. wait. ] Hagakure? You mean.. why the hell are you a pink little girl all of a sudden?!

[witchofweed]

[ It looked like he finally recognized him! ] It's about time, Leon, that you opened your eyes to the truth in front of you! It's so obviously me! [ No, Hagakure, you look nothing like yourself. ]

But I don't know! I woke up, and my voice was all weird, and I was all pale, and then I looked in a mirror and I'm a little girl! I can't live like this!

[dudesniffer]

And you think I can live like this?! I'm stuck in the fucking dude sniffer's body, man!!

[ He's pretty distressed over this fact, okay.. ]

At least you're a chick! You could've gone and felt up some boobs if she had some!

[witchofweed]

One! They're tiny! Two! I don't want them! [ He's distressed too bro, he's distressed too. ]

The worst you've got is alien parts!

[dudesniffer]

Dude, why would you not want boo--

[ .. wait.. 'alien parts'.. he slooowly stares downwards.. oh god, oh god, wait-- ] And stop trying to make me think about the dude sniffer's junk!

[witchofweed]

[ And now he just pointed at his pants. ] I'm a normal girl, but you! You are a foul creature, yeah! You mean you haven't gone to the bathroom yet?

[dudesniffer]

No way I've gone to the bathroom! I'm going to hold it for however long this shit lasts, going would mean touching his junk! [ do you even understand this sheer horror, hagakure. ]

Besides, who says you're a normal girl? Maybe she's some freaky mutant!