002. ( open! )

[tsunball]

Characters: Leon Kuwata (in Naoki/the Demi-Fiend's body) and you!
Setting: Dormitories and wherever else you want.
Format: Action brackets!
Summary: Leon's been bodyswapped with his worst nightmare. The rest can pretty much be summed up with the shaking and crying emote.
Warnings: As with every log with Leon in it, possible swearing and general dumbassery, 20% 30% chance of balls. Dude sniffer talk too which falls under 'general dumbassery'.

[ Leon's not too surprised about just waking up, of course he sleeps all night, sleep is pretty good.. although he prefers to sleep in usually, but welp, if he's awake he might as well get out of bed.

So far, so good, until he lifts his arm to rub his hair and he realises that his arm.. looks.. different.. what are those tattoos doing on it. Where did his usual clothes go. Why does his hair feel different. In fact, like this, it's almost as if he looks like-- .. a.. h.. In the middle of his panic he runs out into the dormitory hall, as if that'll solve anything, but instead he sees more of the body and gets even more confused. Why does his arm look like that one guy he keeps running into, and his legs are the same, and oh god. Oh. God. The scream he lets out can - honestly, considering it's Leon - probably be heard from quite a distance in the dormitories.

Or if you run into him later on the day instead, he manages to look still just as panicked (which is a pretty strange look to be on Naoki's face, either way). But even if you ignore him, it's too late, he's already running towards you.. ]

.. You got to help me, man! [ Leon, wouldn't it be easier to just check the network or something.. or ask someone in a normal way.. ]

( ooc: feel free to run into him anywhere, he'll generally be running around in panic. replies will be coming from dudesniffer! )

Comments

Meadow floor, idk.

[dreamingmessiah]

Help you with...

[Honestly, if Naoki's in such a panic something has to be seriously wrong. Oh, wait.]

Right, the body switch. Just calm down.

sounds good!

[dudesniffer]

[ Yup, just asking some random girl about this, anyone has to explain this situation to him so he might as well pick the first sane-looking person, right.. ]

B-.. body switch?! Is that what's going on?! [ nope, not calming down either. ]

[dreamingmessiah]

Well, you don't sound very much like the person in that body. And Pixie usually talks for him anyway.

HAHA WHERE ARE WE?! 1/2

[witchofweed]

[ There was a strange person running towards him. Yelling something about...help? Was he under attack? Under arrest? Under water?! No, that second one couldn't be possible, there were no police here. So they couldn't be after him....Maybe he should stop to see what's up?

Wait...now that he's getting closer...and Hagakure got a good look... ]

2/2

[witchofweed]

[ ...That's the alien guy! With the pixie! Who took his food back home! ]

It's you! Stop! Give me back my food!

WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, CHARLIE.

[dudesniffer]

[ W.. what.. This isn't what he was aiming at, why is this random little girl in a pink dress (god, why would anyone need that many ribbons) yelling at him?! This day is just getting worse and worse.. ]

What food?! H-hey, if this is about the dude sniffer, then I have no clue where he hid the food, okay?!

CANDY MOUNTAIN IS APPROPRIATE RIGHT NOW

[witchofweed]

Oh, so you decide to talk now, eh? Well it's too late! I've finally caught you! [ And with a determined look on his...her...whatever...face, he jumped for the alien thief, latching on (because his body wasn't large enough to knock him down), snarling like a cat.

But the boy's scent was...familiar. Not his actual stank, mind you, but...his spiritual scent. ]

...Leon?!

Dormitories

[cutestprogrammer]

[Chihiro is just minding his own business at one of the terminals, with his laptop working hard on hacking to the tower's main control centre when...]

[dudesniffer]

[ Okay, okay, he needs to find someone who can calmly make sense of it-- ah, there's Chihiro! At least he's supposed to be smart, right? Right. So let's calmly approach him and..

Oh, who am I kidding, Leon can't do anything calmly. He practically falls on his knees after he's run over to Chihiro. ]

Fujisakiiiii! [ At least there's only one person who could do that kind of whiny desperate tone.. ] You've got to help me!

[cutestprogrammer]

... [Chihiro just stares at him with wide eyes as he tries to make sense of this. It's the dude sniffer Naoki? No, wait a moment. Something is very off unless there's some personality change experiment going on. Naoki is generally extremely calm and would never whine like that. Actually, Naoki doesn't seem to speak much at all. Anyway, only 2 people here call him 'Fujisaki'. Mondo would never behave this pathetically. Therefore...]

Ku... wata-kun...?

[notthatlucky]

[Sakura's own slowly dawning sense of dread is interrupted by some douchebag freaking out - wait. She knows that guy. He's not usually so... frenetic. Mind you he's also not usually sneaking around the girls' rooms at... eight in the morning, cripes that's late. FISHY DEALINGS ARE AFOOT.

She catches up right around the screaming in the hallways point of his short journey, and fixes him with a stare that would make a grown man wet his pants in fear if it wasn't being translated into "grumpy kitten" by her current set of features.]

State your intentions.

[dudesniffer]

[ Normally he would look frightened if Sakura gave him that stare, but since it's Naegi he just looks.. relieved, actually, despite his shock. ]

Naegi, dude, I was just looking for you! [ or.. anyone at all to explain this.. and apparently he's just ignoring that this is not the way the other guy speaks at all, more like something Sakura would say, huh!! ] What the hell is going on, why do I look like that dude sniffer guy?!

[notthatlucky]

[Naegi? Dude? This has worrying implications and come to think of it Naoki isn't normally that big. You know what she's not going to think about that SHE'S GOT A SCANDALOUS MYSTERY TO SOLVE.]

Why were you lurking in a woman's bedroom?

[worldgoatee]

[Waking up in a different room was freaky enough but when he realized he was in someone else's body, it hadn't taken Naoki too long before he got dressed and looked for his own.

...makes sense Leon was in it. He'd realized it stroking his goatee (then realized he was stroking his goatee). When he does find the teenager in his body, he simply crosses his arms, warping Leon's face into an unimpressed look.

You are an EMBARRASSMENT to the demonic race, bro.]

[dudesniffer]

[ YOUR FACE IS AN EMBARASSMENT TO THE DEMONIC RACE. .. Ah, except that's his face. Touche.

Either way, Leon is still in the middle of freaking out when he suddenly manages to spot.. Le.. on.. himself? It's so weird to see himself from another person's point of view, so it's enough to make him let out another scream. ]

Shit..! What the hell?!

[maidofulster]

[Jeanne, too, has been panicking. Not only is she in the body of a guy (augh it's so weird she doesn't even want to touch anything!!!) but she's also in the body of that Lancer who kept flirting with her. And it didn't take a genius to figure out that he must be in her body...

So yeah, this guy's panicking as he runs up to the blonde-turned-blue-haired Servant really doesn't help. At all.]

I-I'm sorry, monsieur, but I'm not sure how! I've got a bit of a problem myself, as well...

[dudesniffer]

[ .. Woah. This guy speaks much differently than what he expected to hear from him, so there's a moment where he's just blinking as if he's a little stunned, before he shakes his head and tries to shake off the feeling. ]

W.. wait, don't tell me, you're someone who's stuck in the wrong body too?! Shit, this is a disaster..! Aren't there any normal people left?!

lol wherever the hell idk man

[mustlovedogs]

Ou. Kashima. What's the problem? You okay?

[He doesn't really notice that it's out of character for Naoki to be screaming like that, but...]

they're on a space whale once more

[dudesniffer]

[ MONDO. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THIS. SERIOUSLY. There's only one person who sounds that desperate and pathetic when he screams, okay. ]

The hell, Oowada, don't you even recognize me?!

Library

[warriorscribe]

*Enoch looks up from his book at the sound of rapidly-approaching footsteps. Whoever was in the half-demon's body didn't really look like the they were taking well to the body at all. Maybe they'd seen his network post and had come to ask him about something. He tries to give them a reassuring smile.*

Of course, what's wrong?

[dudesniffer]

[ Well, at least this person seems reasonably calm.. and while Leon is still freaking out for sure, he seems to at last calm down a little in return as well, drawing in a deep breath. ]

I'm--.. I'm stuck in this dude's body for some reason!

idk cafeteria?

[evokingfool]

Eh?

[Oh, it's that guy who helped him protect the bread.]

With what?

idk my bff dude sniffer?

[dudesniffer]

[ .. Why is everyone so calm. WHY IS EVERYONE SO CALM. Don't they see that this is a disaster?! ]

Dude, don't you know what's going on?! I'm stuck in some other guy's body! No.. not just some guy, it's the dude sniffer!

sorry for the late

[lance_of_orleans]

[Hey, look. It's one of the other guys from Lancer's room.]

Help you with what?

it's cool!

[dudesniffer]

[ .. Oh, this is one of the people he's been looking for-- it's the girl he's crushing on!! ]

Ruleeeer! [ stretching her name somewhat pathetically. ] You've got to help me out, I'm stuck in the wrong body!