002. ( open! )

[tsunball]

Characters: Leon Kuwata (in Naoki/the Demi-Fiend's body) and you!
Setting: Dormitories and wherever else you want.
Format: Action brackets!
Summary: Leon's been bodyswapped with his worst nightmare. The rest can pretty much be summed up with the shaking and crying emote.
Warnings: As with every log with Leon in it, possible swearing and general dumbassery, 20% 30% chance of balls. Dude sniffer talk too which falls under 'general dumbassery'.

[ Leon's not too surprised about just waking up, of course he sleeps all night, sleep is pretty good.. although he prefers to sleep in usually, but welp, if he's awake he might as well get out of bed.

So far, so good, until he lifts his arm to rub his hair and he realises that his arm.. looks.. different.. what are those tattoos doing on it. Where did his usual clothes go. Why does his hair feel different. In fact, like this, it's almost as if he looks like-- .. a.. h.. In the middle of his panic he runs out into the dormitory hall, as if that'll solve anything, but instead he sees more of the body and gets even more confused. Why does his arm look like that one guy he keeps running into, and his legs are the same, and oh god. Oh. God. The scream he lets out can - honestly, considering it's Leon - probably be heard from quite a distance in the dormitories.

Or if you run into him later on the day instead, he manages to look still just as panicked (which is a pretty strange look to be on Naoki's face, either way). But even if you ignore him, it's too late, he's already running towards you.. ]

.. You got to help me, man! [ Leon, wouldn't it be easier to just check the network or something.. or ask someone in a normal way.. ]

( ooc: feel free to run into him anywhere, he'll generally be running around in panic. replies will be coming from dudesniffer! )

Comments

sorry for the late

[lance_of_orleans]

[Hey, look. It's one of the other guys from Lancer's room.]

Help you with what?

it's cool!

[dudesniffer]

[ .. Oh, this is one of the people he's been looking for-- it's the girl he's crushing on!! ]

Ruleeeer! [ stretching her name somewhat pathetically. ] You've got to help me out, I'm stuck in the wrong body!

Re: it's cool!

[lance_of_orleans]

...I don't think even I have the power to switch people's bodies around.

[She's pretty sure that Ruler doesn't have a Noble Phantasm which can do that.]

[dudesniffer]

But, buuut! [ Don't be so pathetic, Leon, if you go any further you'll practically be down on your knees. ]

I can't stay like this! It's the dude sniffer's body, the dude sniffer! I want my own cool body back..!

[lance_of_orleans]

...

[Wait a second. Did he just...]

...

[Dude. Sniffer.]

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

[Lancer growls and seizes the boy's shoulders.]

And what is wrong with sniffing? I'll have you know sniffing is a perfectly valid way to discover things about other people. An illusion can fool your eyes; it can fool your ears, but it's gonna be a fucking high level one if it ever fools your nose! Especially when your sense of smell is sensitive!

[If he had his regular body, he would give this guy a demonstration.]

[dudesniffer]

[ OH GOD OH GOD-- this is so not normal Ruler behaviour, so he actually freaks out, trying to escape from the girl's grip. ]

W-.. what the hell?! What's up with you, Ruler, you'd never say that normally, right..?! Sniffing dudes is way creepy!

[lance_of_orleans]

No. It is a perfectly legitimate way to gather information about someone.

[Aw man, the cat is out of the bag now.]

You know, if I was in my real body, I'd give you a demo.

[dudesniffer]

.. What the hell, don't just tell me you'd sniff me if you were normal! That's gross, super gross! [ he's actually shuddering. ]

I hope I'll never meet you when everything's back to normal, dude!

[lance_of_orleans]

[Lancer releases him.]

Depends. Do you share a room with the guy whose body you're currently in?

[dudesniffer]

.. Huh? [ blink. ] No, of course not! I wouldn't be able to sleep if I shared a room with the dude sniffer of all people!

[lance_of_orleans]

Good. Because he's not the only "dude sniffer" in that room. You seen a tall blue haired, red-eyed guy walking around in there?

[dudesniffer]

I.. don't think I have..?

[ although he definitely seems freaked out, since.. more than one dude sniffer?! ]

[lance_of_orleans]

Okay, calm down and think about this. When you woke up in the morning, did you see a guy in the room matching that description? He might have been wearing armor with fur. And he might have been screaming his head off in French or something.

[dudesniffer]

[ He does try to think, but.. nope, nothing, he just ran out of there like the wind screaming and crying so he didn't pay attention to his roommates.. ]

Why the hell was I supposed to pay attention to that?! I didn't hear any screaming!

[lance_of_orleans]

[Well, seems like she's taking it better than he thought she might.]

Huh. Then if you ever meet a guy like that anywhere, it's probably my body with Ruler's mind. Especially if he's got bangs and a ponytail.

[dudesniffer]

To think a cute girl like Ruler is stuck in the body of another dude sniffer.. Man, that's way too cruel! I should make sure she's at least okay..! [ this guy here has a crush on Ruler, yup. ]

[lance_of_orleans]

I'm sure she's fine. If worst comes to worst, she can just stab them with my spear.

[Or is it her spear now?]

So...you think she's cute?

[dudesniffer]

[ Worrying about her, worrying about-- oh, that last part. .. Well, if this is a dude in her body, then.. saying it should be okay, right..? ]

.. 'course I think she's cute! Who wouldn't think that?

[lance_of_orleans]

[A naughty grin appears on Lancer's face as she leans in.]

Sooo...ever thought about kissing her?

[dudesniffer]

[ .. Ah, this is Leon's - or, well, Naoki's - face coloring a bright red as he starts stammering - it's just too weird when Lancer is saying it with Ruler's face and all, it's like admitting it to her, geez..!! ]

W-.. what kind of question is that?! I mean- .. no, dude, no way I'm going to talk this shit over with you while you look like this!

[lance_of_orleans]

[She runs her tongue against her upper lip.]

Shame. If you said yes, I would've volunteered to "help out" a bit.

[dudesniffer]

...

[ Help out? He means.. he could kiss Ruler like this, kiss the girl he's crushijng on-- .. oh god, this is like an once in a lifetime chance. He won't get to do this again in a long time if he says no now, he should take it, but.. WHY IS HIS CONSCIENCE KICKING IN AT A TIME LIKE THIS. Besides, it's a dude in Ruler's body now, that'd be like kissing a dude.. no, no, he can't do this!! ]

Don't say it like that, that makes it sound like you usually kiss dudes..! [ He's so worked up he almost looks like he's going to explode, honestly. ]

[lance_of_orleans]

Not usually. I still prefer girls, but since I'm in a girl's body now...well, I guess I wanna try what it's like from a girl's side.

[She does her best to give him a seductive smile.]

[dudesniffer]

Y-.. you're sick, dude, totally sick!

[ And somehow he feels like he'll do something he'll (at the very least half-)regret later on if he stays here, so he quickly shakes his head, trying to snap himself out of it. ]

I'm getting the hell out of here!

[lance_of_orleans]

[She shrugs.]

You don't have to kiss if you don't want to.