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[unexculpable]

Characters: Edward Elric and YOU.
Setting: Wherever. Ed's just wandering around. c:
Format: Either is fine! I'll follow you.
Summary: Set immediately after this thread. Ed and Sollux have parted ways and he'd really like to know more about where he is. :|b
Warnings: Ed's mouth. That's about it for now.



Ed and Sollux had parted ways and he, for one, wasn't complaining. He had more important things to do. Things like finding out if this letter was for real. Somewhere in this tower he would find what he was looking for. I mean, Amestris couldn't be gone... right?

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[spacehipster]

Hullo there!

[ waves! ]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[In some hallway somewhere...]

[Molly has been here long enough that she can recognize when someone was new. This boy was definitely new! So of course she had to go talk to him, it was the natural thing to do!]

[she waves and yells a bit from down the hallway]

Hi! I'm Molly! You're new right?

[And as she get's closer...]

Wow you're really short!

[Says the girl who is not even five feet tall. Also, doesn't she make the greatest first impressions?]

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

[Maybe he should ask the young lady in the white dress. She's just sitting there, so he probably wouldn't be bothering her. :3c]

[unexculpable]

[stops, his brows furrowing.]

Um... hi?

1/idk?

[unexculpable]

[What. WHAT?]

[unexculpable]

[She did not. SHE. DID. NOT.]

[unexculpable]

[unexculpable]

[Ed was already in a pissy mood -- he fell down a mineshaft, got impaled, woke up here, found out his world was DESTROYED and now this girl. THIS GIRL WHO IS SHORTER THAN HE IS was telling him that he was short.]

OK DONE

[unexculpable]

[NO. NO THAT WAS NOT HOW THIS WAS GOING TO GO DOWN.]

SHUT UP I'M NOT SHORT.

[unexculpable]

[Oh... well... yeah, he could ask her. Maybe she wouldn't mind answering some questions.]

Hey, do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions...?

8Db

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Molly watches with amusement as the expression on his face got angrier and angrier. It takes all of her willpower to not laugh at him]

Well you're not tall!

[spacehipster]

Are you lost?

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

[Naminé straightens up, surprised to be addressed. She glances toward him, pauses, then shakes her head.] No, not at all. ...You're new, aren't you? [Because by now she's finding out how to tell.]

[unexculpable]

[HE WILL END YOU. He doesn't care if your a girl, he will kick your ass.]

OH, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK? You don't look like you're over five feet!

[unexculpable]

I guess you could say that. I'm just trying to figure out where I am.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

[Joke's on you, Molly has super strength and is invulnerable!]

Well I'm a girl! And I'm twelve! How old are you?

1/3 ALL THE COMMENTSPAM

[unexculpable]

[unexculpable]

[unexculpable]

Seventeen.

[LOOKS AWAY SO FAST AND GRUMBLES]

Why the hell does it matter?

I love commentspam

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Wow you're ooooold. [she looks thoughtful for a moment] Maybe if you're shorter than you're stronger. I'm the shortest and the strongest here.

[spacehipster]

Ah, then I'll give you the short version.

Our worlds have not been destroyed. We've been kidnapped and locked in a tower. There is no way in or out. Don't listen to the strange voices. If you do, you will die. Not all the residents our friendly. Aaaaand

I am The Doctor.

[unexculpable]

[he nods]

Yeah. I woke up a couple hours ago.

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

I see. It seemed like it. [She offers a tiny smile, tilting her head just slightly. This is probably her attempt at being friendly, or at least helpful.] So, what did you want to ask?

[unexculpable]

[stares at. forever.]

I...

What?

I'm so glad. ;A; Ed commentspams a lot.

[unexculpable]

Seventeen isn't old, brat!

[but now he's legit curious. he crosses his arms over his chest. if you want to play into his ego, BY ALL MEANS, DO SO.]

'Course I am. But how tall I am has nothing to do with that.