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[beamiracle]

Characters: Lion Ushiromiya and you!
Setting: Room 2-18, Cafeteria
Format: Starting out with action, but I'm willing to respond to either.
Summary: The tower has just gained one (1) androgynous blond person.
Warnings: None so far.


[Lion already knows the feeling of waking up somewhere unfamiliar, and it isn't a welcome one. Once the paralysis wears off, he manages to sit upright, somewhat slowly and warily and still a little groggy.

...well, he seems to be alive, at least. At least there aren't hundreds of black cats chewing on him and Will like he'd thought there would be...

Wait. Will. Where is he?

As soon as Lion realizes that Will isn't here, he immediately seems more alarmed.] Will...?


[Eventually Lion has to go through the whole first meal thing with the oatmeal, and as soon as he takes a bite and swallows it he groans quietly and rubs his forehead. Just when he thought things couldn't get any weirder at home, he's been brought to a tower where there are supposedly monsters lurking around. Great.]

I wish I couldn't think too hard about all this... [Since Lion is probably going to get a headache.]

Comments

[beamiracle]

I see. [Weird. How could there be two people named Battler in this place?]

Still, I should probably explain how it is that I know you... [It's also kind of strange for someone Lion has known his entire life to not know who he is.]

[titties]

Sure. Seems pretty unfair that you're a stranger to me.

[beamiracle]

Well...I suppose you could say I'm from a very different fragment than the ones you're used to. You're my cousin...Krauss and Natsuhi are my parents, and Jessica is my younger sister.

[Lion holds up his hand with the silver ring on it.] I'm also the successor to the headship, and I'll be succeeding Grandfather when I turn twenty.

[titties]

... [ Something about this is familiar, and it about clicks together to what it could mean. He just needs one last clue to confirm his suspicions. ] Out of curiosity, how old are you?

[beamiracle]

[Luckily for him, Lion also knows where this is going.] ...I'm 19.

[titties]

... Yeah, I get it. [ After knowing Beato's truth, there's no way he couldn't... But Battler smiles in return. ] Heheh, guess I just owe this place my thanks, then. It would've been pretty hard to meet otherwise, wouldn't it?

[beamiracle]

Yes, to be able to meet face-to-face would normally be impossible, wouldn't it? I suppose we should be grateful.

[titties]

For that much, definitely, but.... Wait, how much do you know about this place, anyways?

[beamiracle]

Just the basics so far. We're trapped here, our worlds are supposedly destroyed, and there are monsters lurking around.

[titties]

You don't buy the last part either, huh?

[beamiracle]

Not for a moment. Most likely it's just to play with our heads.

[titties]

Yeah, no doubt about it. There's no way in Hell we'd let our home get destroyed that easily.

[beamiracle]

Is there anything that really could do something like that...?

[titties]

It'd have to be something su~uper powerful! Like one of those types of villians you see in shonen manga! [ that sounds kinda cool tho battler wants to be the hero that stops it ]

[beamiracle]

Ah, yes, and then the brave hero would have to step in and stop them, right? [Lion knows all about how you wanted to be a shonen hero, Battler...]

[titties]

[ it's like how his song goes okay!!! he's gonna be a super hero... ]

Yep! With their awesome powers! They might have some trouble, but they're definitely pull through with a new move in the end!

[beamiracle]

[Geez Battler you read too much manga.] Who knows? Maybe they'll get one of those convenient power upgrades while they're at it.

[titties]

That's how it usually works, right? Right when they need it most, they get a huge power boost!

[beamiracle]

And then they defeat the villain using the power of friendship, or something along those lines...

[titties]

Or with a sidekick! That's where you come in.

[beamiracle]

Hold on, why am I the sidekick?

[titties]

I'm the main character, right? Though, you'll get just as much as the spotlight, I'd make sure of that!

[beamiracle]

I should hope so. I'd hate to be completely outshined by the heroic exploits of the main character.

[titties]

No matter how impressive my powers might be, I'm the type of guy to make sure that things are done fairly! [yeah... right...]