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[beamiracle]

Characters: Lion Ushiromiya and you!
Setting: Room 2-18, Cafeteria
Format: Starting out with action, but I'm willing to respond to either.
Summary: The tower has just gained one (1) androgynous blond person.
Warnings: None so far.


[Lion already knows the feeling of waking up somewhere unfamiliar, and it isn't a welcome one. Once the paralysis wears off, he manages to sit upright, somewhat slowly and warily and still a little groggy.

...well, he seems to be alive, at least. At least there aren't hundreds of black cats chewing on him and Will like he'd thought there would be...

Wait. Will. Where is he?

As soon as Lion realizes that Will isn't here, he immediately seems more alarmed.] Will...?


[Eventually Lion has to go through the whole first meal thing with the oatmeal, and as soon as he takes a bite and swallows it he groans quietly and rubs his forehead. Just when he thought things couldn't get any weirder at home, he's been brought to a tower where there are supposedly monsters lurking around. Great.]

I wish I couldn't think too hard about all this... [Since Lion is probably going to get a headache.]

Comments

Cafeteria

[buttsinattheend]

It's not always easy advice to take.

[Whoa what the where did Will come from?]

[beamiracle]

[Yeah, that sure is a mystery. But it doesn't matter because Lion's been looking for you, mister. There's some barely contained relief in Lion's voice, despite where they are.]

Will...? They brought you here too?

[buttsinattheend]

[He pulls up a seat next to Lion's. He's still wearing his creepy tower clothes, actually. Changing seemed like less of a priority than finding Lion, considering where they were before.]

Yeah. All things considered, I'm counting this as a rescue for now. Are you okay?

cafeteria

[wittlich]

[CASUALLY WALKING BY

IN HER LATEX BLACK CATWOMAN SUIT

The mask isn't covering her hair (besides the ears) and she's still got her tail, so

have fun with this, Lion. We're so sorry.]

[beamiracle]

[Okay, it's October and Lion has a Halloween-obsessed cousin, Lion should expect something like this.

But

what

what is Lion looking at]

[wittlich]

Is it that shocking? I have a figure, you know.

[yep she just went there]

[stalemates]

[Strolling along, walking on top of tables, (in her Lambchop costume) the one-winged eagle on Lion's collar catches Lambda's eye. An Ushiromiya? No one else could possibly wear that symbol, but she doesn't recognise this person at all.]

Hey, you! Who do you think you are?

[beamiracle]

[Lion turns at the sound of the voice. Even with the different costume, something does seem familiar about this girl...perhaps Lion had seen her when looking at all those games.]

Ah...well, I'm fairly certain that I'm Lion Ushiromiya.

[stalemates]

...Lion? Okay, Lion, if that's who you really are, how are you related to Kinzo Ushiromiya?

[blackwitch]

[ ... Well, this will be awkward.

But for now Evatrice has no idea at all who Lion is - she hasn't noticed the clothing yet either, she's not paying enough attention to him to do so, really. Instead she's humming to herself, like some sort of happy little kid, as she precisely and methodically is crushing some pieces of candy lying around in the cafeteria. ]

[beamiracle]

[Wow, that is kind of a sadistic thing to be doing there, strange girl. But upon closer inspection, Lion realizes that she may not be such a stranger...she kind of looks like that witch he saw in the third game.]

Um...

cafeteria

[restitchtime]

Good luck with that. The fact you can think about this shit at all isn't a good indication you'll be able to stop anytime soon.

[man, sometimes she just can't help but deliver some good-natured snark when the moment calls for it, strangers be damned.]

[beamiracle]

[Luckily Lion is used to snark by now.] It's not so much that I want to stop thinking altogether. I was just hoping I wouldn't be thrown into another situation involving waking up in a place where your life is in danger. It isn't something I really want to think about again.

[titties]

[ Have +1 douchebag in a cape -- Battler had an easy going smile on his face when he comments on the look on Lion's face, a hand going to the back of his head sheepishly ] Heh, not a fan of the food here either, huh?

[beamiracle]

It definitely could be better... [And then Lion realizes that this is a very familiar voice.] ...Battler-kun?

Cafeteria

[lonemajin]

[ Someone has returned--undoubtedly futilely--to the cafeteria in an attempt to find something that is not oatmeal.

Desperation. ]

The oatmeal is pretty shitty, but getting a headache from it's a new one.

[beamiracle]

[That would be the only reason.] It isn't just the oatmeal, sadly.

cafeteria

[justiceerror]

Hehh...? [Oh hello there Lion. Don't mind him, he's merely watching....]

Think too hard about what?

cafeteria

[beamiracle]

[...oh. Looks like this is that "other guy" Battler was talking about.]

Just...well, I recently arrived, and I'm just trying to come to terms with the place.

Cafeteria and sorry for the late!

[worldend_dominator]

[Rosa has come and gotten her breakfast from the line. She stops for a second when she sees Lion. That face...it's so familiar. Is it the Witch? But it looks a little...different.]

It's okay!

[beamiracle]

[After looking around the place, Lion also sees someone familiar. Is that...]

Rosa oba-san...?

Cafeteria

[cutestprogrammer]

[Just walking by dressed as Mondo (pompadour, large embroidered coat and all) but with the cutest floppy and furry light brown bunny ears and a matching bunny hair. However, though he is dressed in boy's clothes, he still looks more like a little girl in boy's clothes than an actual boy...]

It-it's not so bad. You only have to eat this once.

[beamiracle]

[Aw, poor kid.] Is that right? I guess I can be thankful for that, then.

Cafeteria

[clumsyjesus]

[And there's a young teenage girl who has just tripped and is spilling her breakfast everywhere. Hopefully it hasn't landed on you, Lion!]

[beamiracle]

[Some of it does, but Lion can easily wipe it off. Still, that isn't the issue here...]

Ah...! Miss, are you alright?