[o9] ‸^‸ Ninth Song || Beautiful Protector Ocarina Moonlight!

[ocariness]

Characters: Fem!Ocarina Rinku and you costumed losers.
Setting: Room 2-16 -> Dormitory Floors -> ANYWHERE ELSE. This post is BACKDATED slightly to 11AM on October 10th!
Format: Action.
Summary: Link woke up as Beautiful Protector Mariner Moonlight and "he" is VERY UPSET about this.
Warnings: Sexuality confusion for those who aren't aware Link is actually a girl is going to get likely, because SHE WORKS THIS OUTFIT.

[ Here, have some mood music to go with this post. ]

[ There was the sound of a very upset scream coming from room 2-16 in the early morning on October 10th. Link had woken up not in the tunic they went to bed in, no, but a ridiculous outfit with a rainbow, shining skirt that was far too short for comfort. They'd raced out of the room shakily, nearly tripping and faceplanting on at least four occasions due to the high heeled boots, then into the bathrooms, attempting to pull the costume off repeatedly while looking at a mirror. But to no avail--it wouldn't budge. The hair extensions, it seemed, were actually part of Link's own hair, somehow, too.

Link turns to look in the mirror again, frowning, checking their chest. There's a small amount of relief when Link realizes that, at least, the bandages they used to bind with were still in place under the outfit, and the small skirt at least covered up their bottom half, meaning no one would probably ask any questions, or so they'd hope. So, really, at present, it just looks like a very pretty "boy" has been placed in one of the girliest outfits in existence. ... And wears it really well, actually. Link had a very toned body: the Hylian was in very good shape, extremely athletic, and had a good deal of upper and lower body strength. The muscles weren't so large that it was obviously screaming male, either, due to Link's rather... small frame and curvy build, so if anything, the outfit just ended up complimenting and showing off all the "assets" Link had.

Except they didn't want that at all.

Muttering unintelligibly, the Hero of Time would then be spotted trying to run back to their room... though they'd nearly trip several more times.

Once back in 2-16, Link began tearing clothing and objects out of their trunk for something to throw OVER the revealing outfit, making a small mess of their side of the room as they did so, completely trying to ignore whatever roommates might be present. The initial panic had Link tripping over themself to try and throw something, anything they could over the outfit, but no matter how hard Link attempted to cover up their embarrassingly good-looking and well-toned body in this revealing skirt, nothing worked. Eventually, they reluctantly grabbed the little pumpkin from the horrible Teddy Bear that held it. Though, they also took out their weapons and belt, which they put on over the outfit that, predictably, refused to be covered by anything at all. Link left as quickly as they could, not wanting to even endure their roommates any further, and thus began the trek to find "candy".

So, if you're even remotely someone Link might run into as a roommate, in the dormitories, or the Tower at large, prepare to be approached by one (qt. 1) very red-faced, shy Hero of Time stuck in this ridiculous costume. Oddly, "he" really passes off decently for a girl when stuck in this outfit, so don't be surprised if you're completely confusing them for Zelda until they open their mouth to speak. ]

E-excuse me... d-do you know what candy they... are referring to? And... how I can perhaps... get out of this outfit...?

[ OOC: Feel free to encounter Link at any point between now, the bathroom, her room, or leaving to explore the Tower. I should mention her chest is still bound if that's relevant--but feel free to confuse Link for someone else entirely despite the sword+shield and bow and whatnot she'll be carrying. ]

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

Candy? Yeah, I got some. You got a barrel?

[ocariness]

[ Barrel? No. But Link has a small pumpkin. ]

Oh, no!! ... What I mean to say is... I can get it myself, it is just... they did not exactly say how to get it, or what this "candy" was... sweets of some sort, I presume? And... is there any way out of this... o-outfit... I know this is another experiment...

[ They... don't want to be a pretty lady, Lancer... ]

[puppy_lancer]

They pop out of the monsters, or turn up in corners. You just have to stick them in these pumpkin buckets.

[He pauses.]

Which aren't for beer bottles.

[He takes a good look at the girl.]

So this is a costume, huh...well, that's a shame. It makes you look very...cute.

she does not even know how to react to this.

[ocariness]

[ ... Link was going to thank him but then he said that so they're just... turning redder than an apple right now. If it isn't obvious, Link is not used to this sort of thing, or anyone saying that. At... all. ]

Oh, thank you, I will go look posthaste--

[ Wait. Hang on. Hold the Ocarina, here. Back up.

"Cute"? WHAT about this is cute? It's revealing, Link feels naked and embarrassed and far too obviously forced to look like her real gender, and on top of that, although the heart container earrings and belt and ribbon objects are cute, she feels naked, unprotected. ... Not... safe. ]

... E... excuse me? I... what did you say...?

[ Please tell her you were referring to someone else. Because Link's not sure how to even react. ]

Re: she does not even know how to react to this.

[puppy_lancer]

I said you were cute.

[He gives a little chuckle.]

Your blush just makes you look cuter.

[He reaches into the pocket of his dog kigurumi and pulls out a couple pieces of candy.]

Here, I've already got some.

[Even if it means he'll have to work a little harder filling his quota for the day.]

[worldend_dominator]

Are you not a little old for trick-or-treating?

[Ugh. Halloween. Just thinking about the date reminded her of the gruesome sight from the chapel.]

[ocariness]

[ ...... Link gives the other woman the most confused and simultaneously embarrassed face ever. ]

Old... for what? I... beg your pardon? If it has to do with this... WRETCHED outfit they put me in that I cannot remove, my age has nothing to do with it.

[ Way to hit a sore spot; Link has a lot of problems with the whole being 10 and simultaneously 17 thing. But after a moment they just stare downwards before removing the note from inside the small plastic pumpkin they were given, which reads:

"Collect candy, or else!
10th - 5, 11th - 10, 12th - 15, 13th - 20
♥"

Infuriatingly vague, it doesn't say what "or else" means. ]

... Did they not leave you a note like this one? Am I really this unfortunate as to end up in another of these... r-ridiculous experiments?

[worldend_dominator]

No. There was no note like this one.

[She wonders if this is some prank, but given the other going-ons in the tower...]

I suppose I was lucky enough to be left out of this "experiment", as you call it. In any case, I have no candy to give you.

[ocariness]

[ There's a long-suffering sigh, and Link is looking rather like they'd prefer to die right now than be conversing at all. ]

... I was simply wondering WHERE it might be so that I could find it myself, and perhaps assist anyone else stuck like this. If I know these people, this will be far less than harmless. I am sure they will find some way to make us die from this...

[ Evil sentient sweets, perhaps... ]

[1/2]

[sageprincess]

[When there are beautiful girls in need, Tuxedo Zelda will always--]

[2/2]

[sageprincess]

[Okay, no, we can't get into the ridiculous speeches just yet.

But she will be helping out, catching Link by the arms before she can trip on her way back to her room.]

Careful...! Are you all right--

[And then she gets a better look at just who she's helping.]

... Link? [Oh dear.]

wow I already can't handle this event

[ocariness]

[ ... When Link realizes it's Zelda and not a very attractive mysterious stranger, she goes from slightly pink and embarrassed to completely red quicker than you can say "Triforce".

She's having a bit of trouble in these heels, and it's kind of obvious. But being caught like this by Zelda is just making her twice as embarrassed. ]

Z-Z-Zelda. I... I am... all right... y-yes.

[ asdjfg; what does she say... Please help her get this horrible outfit off. ;_; ]

~MIRACLE ROMANCE~

[sageprincess]

[But why though? She's just here to help! Which she will be attempting to do by steadying Link as she stutters.]

In one respect, though not in another, I presume. Goddesses, these outfits are ridiculous.

[Though even she has to admit she's better off in that department. Even if the cape tends to snag on things, at least she's decently covered.]

... I know it is uncomfortable, but... try to relax, just a bit. It will make walking easier.

[Dealing with the outfit will come later - first she'd like to make sure you don't kill yourself tripping down stairs or something.]

[doublechecks]

...

[He's going to just stare at them for a few while.

Oh, that face looked familiar, but never mind that, he's going to adjust his hat first before answering.]

I don't think you're able to remove them per se, but the candies they refer to are dropped by the monsters.

[ocariness]

[ See Link. See Link have the most annoyed expression on the planet. ]

... How do they expect me to fight in this... the gloves are not at all practical for archery, the outfit is workable space-wise but it provides no resistance to flame whatsoever, and if I should happen to get wet in any form--

[ ... Oh, they've. Managed to embarrass theirself at the thought. Um. ]

I... I really hate her. I know she is behind this, that horrible little girl. She thought it was funny to poison the sweets and lay them all over last time, I bet. Do not eat any of this "candy" you find. It might make you insane.

[doublechecks]

Use your tiara.

[...wait, that's a really horrible suggestion; (it's a joke.) but nevertheless she might not get that so welp.]

...But on a more serious note, you could just use your arrows to stab them.

[ocariness]

[ Staring at you bro. ]

... What would I use this tiara for? Besides that, even if it was a decent weapon, I cannot get it off.

[ Sigh. They're totally baffled by your suggestion as predicted. ]

I can still wield my blade, but it is... going to be more difficult to battle like this at all. How... how does the princess walk in these, anyway?

[ These ridiculous heels, they don't even... ]

[nemophila]

[And he thought he had it bad with the drab jumpsuit and glasses, but... Well, the outfit wasn't bad, but it wasn't something that he would've chosen. Especially not for uh. Link of all people.]

Uh... It's the candy that's lying around. [He lifted the...stupid little pumpkin, reached in and picked out a piece of the candy.] Sometimes Monsters drop them too.

[Heee...doesn't, know what to say about the outfit.]

[ocariness]

[ She... looks less than enthused, trust us on that one. ]

... This is... demeaning... I only hope this does not give people the wrong impression of me...

[ Link is so red. It's not even funny. ]

I... how am I even going to fight like this?

[nemophila]

I'm sure it won't be too much trouble-- lots of people are being forced into this...off-color Halloween celebration.

[If you listen really carefully, you can hear that he is really unamused]

Hm... maybe you can at least take the shoes off...? [Heels were kiiiind of a tough one to fight in.]

[prayed]

Ya think I'd be wearing this get-up if I did?

[It's probably not fair to ask a complete stranger that. Kyoko, dressed like a witch, pulls a piece of candy out of her pumpkin for show.]

These things. They've got 'em hidden all around here, so ya shouldn't have any problem finding 'em. [She unwraps the candy and eats it. Waste, not want, and she has enough to spare. Then, as an afterthought,] Maybe if we collect enough they'll come off.

[culbutiri]

[Nesir was also confused at her costume. But since she had woken up yesterday in a skin tight thing, and this was much better for movement she wasn't complaining so much.

She saw the girl in the rediculous costume, raising an eyebrow. She could think of some places where such a thing would be considered normal attire but the girl was also young and Nesir was used to the temple where some priestess would have found her in about three seconds flat and boxed her ears for it.

Nesir blinked, was the girl talking to her?] They do be meaning this. [She held up a piece of candy] And they do no be coming off, magic I do be guessing. [Though why they had been magic'ed into wearing costumes was beyond her...] I guess we do be needing to wear them until we collect the candy they want.

not that he knows this particular Link but ah well

[savedbyasong]

[Don't worry Link, Shion is also in a pretty ridiculous costume and so he is not judging.

He saw him and tilted his head... Was that Link? He didn't look happy, but Shion wouldn't be happy in that costume either. Not that he was happy in this one either... He was wearing a pretty much permanent blush.] They don't come off Link, I guess we just have to... do as they say...

halls

[swordofzero]

[Suzaku had woken up in his bed. Creepy enough because he had not fallen asleep in his bed at all. Stranger still he was wearing a costume. After attempting to take it off, and coming to the conclusion he couldn't he set off down the corridor, where he bumped into Link...

Except was that Link? Suzaku blinked at him... And he had thought his costume was bad.] Link?

[great_king_of_evil]

[ There is one person she may stumble upon in the corridor, outside of their dorm. Seeing Ganondorf's back, it's impossible to recognize him. He's clothed all in red, his hairs and beard are now longer and white and he's holding a quite big and heavy green bag on his back.

However when he turns... Well, there is whatsoever no doubt. This Santa Claus is actually Ganondorf.

Of course, he recognizes her instantly, Link's face is one he couldn't forget even if he tried. Alas, as he sees her in this quite sad costume so to say, Ganondorf cannot help but laugh. An epic, loud and obnoxious laugh at that. Oh he had thought the administrators had humiliated him, but seeing Link like that? This makes it worth wearing this red costume for the whole month. ]

That's quite pathetic really.