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The Doctor | ❝Eʟᴇᴠᴇɴsᴇs❞ ([personal profile] spacehipster) wrote in [community profile] towerofanimus2011-09-02 10:28 pm
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RORANICUS PONDICUS

Characters: The Doctor, the suggestion box, and YOU!
Setting: Right by the suggestion box, in the afternoon
Format: Aaaaaaaaction!
Summary: The Doctor yells at a box that is not the TARDIS, for once.
Warnings: Nothin'

[Hey, is that The Doctor with his nose right up against the suggestion box?

What is he even--]

Roranicus Pondicus!

While I am very much aware of your rather large, and quite frankly unmissable nose, that is no excuse for you to stay in there!

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[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a redheaded girl with headphones hanging around her neck staring blankly at him.]

Roranicus Pondicus? What the heck is that?
spacehipster: (Now that's just rubbish.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Rory's not a that, silly. Rory's a Roman. [DUH.] Roranicus Pondicus is his Roman name.

And I'm almost 43% sure he's stuck in this box.

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? Roranicus Pondicus sounds like a species of duck instead of a Roman. And why would he be in the box anyway?
spacehipster: (Bowties are cool.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am most definitely 100% sure that Roranicus Pondicus is Rory who is The Nose who is The Boy Who Waited who is the ex-Rory Williams who is Roranicus Pondicus, Rory the Roman, Rory Pond.

And he is in the box because his very large nose, is very much stuck.

Or at least, that is what I am assuming.
Edited 2011-09-03 04:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Why would he be in the box and not a room, though? I don't get it.
spacehipster: (Timey Wimey. Spacey Wacey.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Because I requested his presence through the box.

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [This actually makes perfect sense to her.]

Maybe it's just taking them a while. How long ago did you put in the request?
spacehipster: (No one knows this mop like I do.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Around two weeks ago.

[He adjusts his fez]

My fez and crayons arrived two days ago, though.

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a person's a lot bigger than a fez or crayons. Maybe they need to get special packaging to deliver him?
spacehipster: (I love everyone in this bar.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose that makes sense.

And with the added size of Rory's nose...perhaps he'll arrive later.

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
He must have a really really big one if it'll need special packaging, too. [Bigger than Igor's! And that thing looks to be a freaking foot long!]
spacehipster: (Geronimo!)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
His nose is ginormous.

[He sounds kind of...proud.]

I could not resist, okay?!

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[And it is due to that pride a small smile grows on her face. It seems she's jumped to a certain conclusion of her own....]

I'm sure your boyfriend will be here soon.
spacehipster: ((unsure))

[1/?] I LOVE YOU FOR NOT RESISTING

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
spacehipster: (Wait. Why are we hugging?)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me?
spacehipster: (Now that's just rubbish.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You think Rory and I--
spacehipster: (Things are about to get insanererer.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I and Rory--
spacehipster: (Now that is just strange.)

DONE

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are [MAKES KISSING NOISES]

/Takes a bow

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-03 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, aren't you? You have cute nicknames for him, ordered him through the suggestion box, and seem to have a thing for his nose?
spacehipster: (Tim. Take notes.)

/applauds

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

No.

No.

Rory and I are most definitely not like that.

I have nicknames for everyone, I asked because of Amy, and I think his nose is, as mentioned earlier, ginormous.
spacehipster: (The coolest space alien.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-03 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Amy's my best friend.

[identity profile] fracta-anima.livejournal.com 2011-09-05 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
And Rory's her best friend, too?
spacehipster: (Basically. Run.)

[personal profile] spacehipster 2011-09-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory's her husband.

Rory Pond, the ex Mr. Williams.
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