RORANICUS PONDICUS

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor, the suggestion box, and YOU!
Setting: Right by the suggestion box, in the afternoon
Format: Aaaaaaaaction!
Summary: The Doctor yells at a box that is not the TARDIS, for once.
Warnings: Nothin'

[Hey, is that The Doctor with his nose right up against the suggestion box?

What is he even--]

Roranicus Pondicus!

While I am very much aware of your rather large, and quite frankly unmissable nose, that is no excuse for you to stay in there!

Comments

[fracta-anima.livejournal.com]

[There is a redheaded girl with headphones hanging around her neck staring blankly at him.]

Roranicus Pondicus? What the heck is that?

[spacehipster]

Rory's not a that, silly. Rory's a Roman. [DUH.] Roranicus Pondicus is his Roman name.

And I'm almost 43% sure he's stuck in this box.

[fracta-anima.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Roranicus Pondicus sounds like a species of duck instead of a Roman. And why would he be in the box anyway?

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

Shouting at a box will not make a person appear.

[spacehipster]

I am most definitely 100% sure that Roranicus Pondicus is Rory who is The Nose who is The Boy Who Waited who is the ex-Rory Williams who is Roranicus Pondicus, Rory the Roman, Rory Pond.

And he is in the box because his very large nose, is very much stuck.

Or at least, that is what I am assuming.

[spacehipster]

The person has already appeared.

[POINTS]

He is in the box.

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

A human cannot fit in a small box like that.

[spacehipster]

I suspect that it's "bigger on the inside."

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

[ Headtilt ]

Why do you assume that.

[spacehipster]

Because.

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

Because?

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Tim comes up silently right behind him.]

Did you lose something?

[spacehipster]

Everything.

Except maybe Rory.

I suspect that he has gotten his large nose stuck inside the suggestion box.

[spacehipster]

Because-- [He starts fishing through his coat pockets.

TARDIS blue envelope? No.

Candy wrappers? Not quite?

Sonic Screwdriver? Way off.

Psychic paper? Unnecessary.

Map of modern China? Irrelevant.

Spare bowtie? Cool.

SUGGESTION BOX REQUEST AND REPLY HERE]

Because of this!

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Is that possible?

[spacehipster]

It's possible that's it's "bigger on the inside."

You know, that's not as fun when I say it. It's better when someone else does while looking at my sexy TARDIS.

[thursdaywings.livejournal.com]

[ reads the reply, frowning. ]

You can request for people?

[spacehipster]

Considering I already did?

Yes.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

I doubt that box is as sophisticated as your TARDIS.

Speaking of which, you don't have that here, do you?

[fracta-anima.livejournal.com]

Why would he be in the box and not a room, though? I don't get it.

[spacehipster]

It's a possibility, especially if they are holding my TARDIS captive.

[unexculpable]

... The hell are you doing?

[spacehipster]

Because I requested his presence through the box.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[He glances at the box skeptically.] It's unlikely they'd waste that technology on a suggestion box, though.

[1/2]

[spacehipster]

Rescuing a Roman. [OBVIOUSLY, EDWARD. GET WITH THE PROGRAM HERE.]