RORANICUS PONDICUS

[spacehipster]

Characters: The Doctor, the suggestion box, and YOU!
Setting: Right by the suggestion box, in the afternoon
Format: Aaaaaaaaction!
Summary: The Doctor yells at a box that is not the TARDIS, for once.
Warnings: Nothin'

[Hey, is that The Doctor with his nose right up against the suggestion box?

What is he even--]

Roranicus Pondicus!

While I am very much aware of your rather large, and quite frankly unmissable nose, that is no excuse for you to stay in there!

Comments

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[He glances at the box skeptically.] It's unlikely they'd waste that technology on a suggestion box, though.

[spacehipster]

Yes, well, as I suggested they bring me my Roman, and they replied saying they would, I am assuming he is in the box.

[P.S. he is wearing his new fez]

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

You have a Roman. [The Doctor gets a look. And now he must comment on his headwear.]

You know fezzes aren't in style, right? Unless this place has a warped sense of fashion.

1/? you know the drill

[spacehipster]

'Course I do. Romans are cool.

[spacehipster]

[WAIT

WHAT]

[spacehipster]

[WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL]

Timothy Drake! I thought you were cool!

[spacehipster]

Fezzes are always in style!

[spacehipster]

They are the coolest things in the worlds!

Besides bowties, of course.

DONE

[spacehipster]

[HE JUST.

So much disappointment.

And judging.

How dare you.]

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Tim knows well enough to look sheepish, even if he still doesn't understand why fezzes would be cool.]

My world's fashion must be behind the times, I guess.

[spacehipster]

[Hmmmm.

The Doctor carefully considers something.]

[spacehipster]

[He puts THE FEZ on Tim's head]

You may wear the Fez for one day.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Why is there a fez on his head.]

Are you sure?

[He's torn between figuring out how to turn it down and being overjoyed the Doctor is letting him wear his hat. For right now, he just looks surprised.]

[spacehipster]

Yeah. I am.

[nose poke] Don't lose it, or you'll be fired from your position as my special favorite.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Tim blinks at the nose poke. It's not something he expects from anyone but Dick.]

I'll try not to.

[He's also trying not to think about how ridiculous he must look with this fez.]

[spacehipster]

...aside from looking after my fez, could you also keep an eye out for Amy? She's a Scottish ginger, very loud, hard to miss, really.

Rory too, as I honestly doubt he's in that box.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to tell you if I see anyone like that.

So a loud redhead and a man with a huge nose?

[spacehipster]

A Roman with a very large nose!

[ a beat ]

Thank you.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

[Another eyebrow raise.] What kind of Roman?

[spacehipster]

A cool one.

[chapsandcowl.livejournal.com]

Should be easy to spot.